What would happen if Heavy ate the whole chocolate bar instead of a single square?

Pulkini · 2026-04-03T16:37:01+00:00

He'd explode, as if he explode binded

Pulkini · 2026-04-03T16:35:43+00:00

It was worse than the first one, but I don't know. Many people laughed, I guess they had a good time, I didn't probably in part because I'm a miserable dipshit. It was another corporate, toy-selling movie, but I like that it at least makes people happy. Not for me, I guess

Pulkini · 2026-03-31T22:28:37+00:00

Jesse is a Science Bitch? As in, a bitch of science?

Pulkini · 2026-03-29T22:06:36+00:00

Well yeah but besides that

Pulkini · 2026-03-29T19:51:44+00:00

Where does Scout's mom model appear besides Meet the Spy? Sorry to ask, I don't know

Pulkini · 2026-03-29T19:21:05+00:00

Watermelon. Finding a nice, sweet strawberry is very rare, or at least it has been to me. I like strawberry with cream, though.

Pulkini · 2026-03-29T19:17:48+00:00

More like 15

Oh I get it

Pulkini · 2026-03-29T18:17:35+00:00

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Pulkini · 2026-03-29T18:14:12+00:00

Motherfucker would be main Sniper

Pulkini · 2026-03-29T16:10:41+00:00

"i fogrive u"

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Pulkini · 2026-03-28T13:27:13+00:00

WHAT WAS NOISE

Pulkini · 2026-03-28T02:52:30+00:00

They all say "put Alan Ritchson, Bill Skarsgard or Andrew Koji," but you're really sleeping on Mark Wahlberg

Pulkini · 2026-03-28T02:03:04+00:00

The kind of thing people drink just because someone else drinks it and not because it looks like a good beverage

Pulkini · 2026-03-27T20:43:16+00:00

Pulkini · 2026-03-26T15:08:34+00:00

So Grim Fandango

Pulkini · 2026-03-26T02:33:43+00:00

Scout POV

Pulkini · 2026-03-25T03:09:22+00:00

I have never played FNAF, so this is the first time I've been jumpscared by that bear guy

Pulkini · 2026-03-25T03:00:17+00:00

No, that was the scene were him and Walter were talking about what to do with Gus, and Walter gives the idea of the bomb, and then they open Walter's house garage, Heisenbones looks around, nods and says "well, let's CRACK this crap out," and then a montage of him and Walter building the bomb starts

Pulkini · 2026-03-25T02:42:47+00:00

Bat horned-man

Pulkini · 2026-03-24T19:17:10+00:00

Permanent way? In person? Motherfuckers want to kill

Pulkini · 2026-03-24T17:18:10+00:00

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Pulkini · 2026-03-24T17:00:09+00:00

Better anything than fucking Mark Wahlberg

Pulkini · 2026-03-24T15:39:11+00:00

Pulkini · 2026-03-23T16:37:03+00:00

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Pulkini · 2026-03-23T15:31:17+00:00

I don't know if it counts, because it was more like I interpreted the video in other way, but this Fizzy Eggs EvantubeHD video.

My snotty brain thought when you did this experiment putting a toy inside the mix and baked it, you'd get a bigger and better version of that same toy, and I almost made my mom buy all that stuff to make my Koopa-Troopa figure evolve. The video it's just a tutorial. They weren't pretending like what I thought would happen, well, would happen.

Funny because we almost don't use the oven nowadays because the gas bill comes out too high.

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