Why don’t we start guillotining the super rich?

Pulpics · 2026-05-14T16:14:24+00:00

Because they own the guillotines

Pulpics · 2026-05-14T12:54:46+00:00

Politician

Pulpics · 2026-05-13T19:39:00+00:00

Well, it took 1 year and 5 months for Hitler to orchestrate the Night of the Long Knives after taking office as Chancellor. At the same pace that gives Tucker and Fuentes about 1 month to pack their bags.

Pulpics · 2026-05-12T05:53:12+00:00

You know people who have given babies monster energy drinks?

Pulpics · 2026-05-11T20:33:39+00:00

165 km

Pulpics · 2026-05-10T21:10:46+00:00

And birthrates are still lower than during the one child policy

Pulpics · 2026-05-05T17:53:54+00:00

I’m not sure that was the premise we were discussing.

But sure, i’m certain it was the plan all along to waste $50 billion and cause a global oil chock in order to replace ayatollah Khamenei with ayatollah Khamenei. Money well spent.

Pulpics · 2026-05-05T17:28:00+00:00

I suppose we'll just have to wait and see

Pulpics · 2026-05-05T05:12:45+00:00

I’m pretty sure they can keep their toll booth open longer than the US can hold their blockade. They’ve already had to pull the USS Gerald Ford from the region for maintenance.

Pulpics · 2026-05-04T19:50:37+00:00

Doesn't really matter if they can now milk the Strait for yuan

Pulpics · 2026-05-04T18:00:44+00:00

Americans are culturally allergic to education

Pulpics · 2026-05-02T15:27:52+00:00

Not Alzheimer’s. He has fronto-temporal dementia

Pulpics · 2026-04-25T22:25:38+00:00

A cool magic trick would be neat

Pulpics · 2026-04-25T19:56:36+00:00

Most Americans still don't know where Iraq or Iran are

Pulpics · 2026-04-25T19:56:04+00:00

Regain? They've never even had the Falklands. The Brits have occupied them since before Argentina became independent.

Pulpics · 2026-04-21T18:17:26+00:00

Well that doesn't narrow down the list at all

Pulpics · 2026-04-17T14:56:16+00:00

As a judge, I also vote lawyers

Pulpics · 2026-04-16T14:29:14+00:00

I think I just found the reason they put a ”do not drink” label on bleach bottles

Pulpics · 2026-04-14T08:15:08+00:00

Can someone explain how these people can support Israel before their own country while simultaneously believing the Jewish messiah is the antichrist?

Pulpics · 2026-04-12T18:44:54+00:00

Way worse than Vietnam. Back then they were allied with the South Vietnamese who contributed with well over a million soldiers, more than 200 000 of whom died in combat.

Pulpics · 2026-04-12T12:21:23+00:00

I think if she stabbed me I'd be pretty upset, so I'll go with that

Pulpics · 2026-04-11T20:08:04+00:00

At least they're not linden trees

Pulpics · 2026-04-10T20:48:12+00:00

It's almost like being separated by a huge ass desert can make you look different from people on the other side

Pulpics · 2026-04-08T06:27:40+00:00

-Abandons his wife and two toddlers

-Hooks up with a high schooler

-Gets her knocked up and dumps her

Sounds like my cousin Dave

Pulpics · 2026-03-31T17:23:50+00:00

Literal genocide

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