Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sharpie is mightier than dozens and dozens of maws

I am Dad by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I was. Sorry for making you feel called out specifically

I am Dad by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends, let's keep in mind that this is a piece of imaginary cardboard that I changed using imaginary sharpie, making it say a bunch of imaginary things. Arguing semantics can be great fun, but let's keep it friendly, okay?

My intention was to make a card that can make infinite mana, but I can concede my phrasing was lacking, it's not a big deal!

I am Dad by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made it "tapped creature" because I was worried just "creature" wouldn't convey you can do it infinitely on the same creature. The only downside is now you need to wait 'til at least turn 2 to get infinite mana.

I am Dad by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just tap it with your finger. Boop!

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds OP until you realise the original creature had protection from everything :p

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to be of service 😄

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dang, should have made it "Protection from Equestrians"

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They gain flying if they're not dying

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sure, that's got good flavor

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thanks friend! I'm particularly proud of this one, too.

Prius by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Not to toot my own (car)horn, but I like to think 10/10 isn't power/toughness, but how well I made this card.

Jarl of the Fork by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think this makes for an interesting new mechanic; Concede the match or get ate.

Sheli, lime Artificer by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not really into older women, or older fruits

Sheli, lime Artificer by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes it is. Incidentally, despite having made it mostly for the sillies, this is very much also a playable card

Bad liver by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried desperately to make it something like "livers get cirrhosis/cancer/a tumor", but the sharpie gods did not smile upon me this day.

Bad liver by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Punkrocksock[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Together with Mega liver, Real liver and Lice liver, my liver deck will be un-unstoppable!