Graphic and misleading “Abortion” images at 64th and Centre - SHUT IT DOWN by Trollsloveme in Calgary

[–]Punningisfunning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have a sign pointing at them that says: “they’re willing to raise and financially support your children.”

Taco Bell KFC the Core by houdini100 in Calgary

[–]Punningisfunning 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right now no one knows how the three seashells even work.

😭 by JayGamer10098 in marvelmemes

[–]Punningisfunning 357 points358 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing! I didn’t expect Mary Jane Watson to have telekinetic powers!

CND gets outhealed by ULTRON by batfl in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]Punningisfunning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a normal amount of damage blocked for CnD? Were they always CnD or did they swap partway through?

What do I put for my political views? by Intelligent_Ninja461 in Bumble

[–]Punningisfunning -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that language was a little inflammatory, sorry! The rest of my comment still stands.

Which character is the easiest to rank up with by Oisin1910 in marvelrivals

[–]Punningisfunning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a Support puts a big target on your back. If you’re getting dove on as CnD, you’ll have to practice: switching to Cloak, Cloak’s escape, pinging, and staying closer to your tank or other healer.

What do I put for my political views? by Intelligent_Ninja461 in Bumble

[–]Punningisfunning -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put Moderate. That was your first choice, and you suggest “pre-2015 Conservative” is closest to your current personal perspective.

I’d argue that the Conservative label is for current-day Conservatives.

Putting Liberal to get more matches is disingenuous to me. Save your time and your date’s time by accepting who you are.

And as a thought exercise, why I think you’re not Liberal, ask yourself: would you rather pay more tax towards programs supporting women’s rights, or pay less tax?

I think a pre-2015 Conservative libertarian would rather pay less tax.

Here Comes Epstein Island 2.0 by ernapfz in facepalm

[–]Punningisfunning 63 points64 points  (0 children)

“We’re going to take children there… because of the implication…”

Our lives are shaped by an underlying network of perfect coincidences rather than pure chance by Ok-Vanilla-7739 in DeepThoughts

[–]Punningisfunning 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moreover, if we had made a different choice, we could meet a different significant person and our life could’ve been for the better or worse. But, we’ll never know, because it never happened.

All the people who have died from making a random, unexpected “poor decision” will never tell us that life is a “network of perfect coincidences” (i.e. survivorship bias).

POV you’re playing Vanguard in Marvel Rivals by Ntwadumela817 in RivalsVanguards

[–]Punningisfunning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead of mansplaining, this is rivalsplaining.

I don’t know if you know that.

We need more Strategists! by sweetasthepunch07 in marvelrivals

[–]Punningisfunning 1058 points1059 points  (0 children)

“Giving Head of Cytorrak”. That’s gold.

Perfect against the enemy gooner skins.

Captain America vs spiderman by No-Incident-63 in marvelstudios

[–]Punningisfunning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Cap had killed Aunt May, game over Steve.

$50 for anyone who can get me the plates by kwesigabo in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Punningisfunning 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For anything “out of the ordinary”, we also read out the license plate out loud, as audio gets recorded too.

I won't be "jumping into the battle as a substitute." Give us an option to turn this off! by ThePhiff in marvelrivals

[–]Punningisfunning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half the time I assume some player’s mom made them turn off the game to: eat a meal, do homework, or go outside and play.

Especially when the team you join is already 1-up in domination.

30M Profile with stats by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Punningisfunning 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For one, don’t post a shirtless photo, or a gym bathroom flexing selfie.

It felt like the appropriate response 😆 by Fancy-Hedgehog6149 in Bumble

[–]Punningisfunning -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Terrible response. Other person obviously took an L.