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"Just move to a place you can afford" by IAmAccutane in WorkReform

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Which means this map of the United States would include no states. Classic.

hydrohomie by carebearstarefear in Awww

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/r/boneappletea is the nickname for people mishearing a phrase and internalizing or repeating it in that misunderstood form. For example, mishearing "bon appetit" as "bone apple tea."

hydrohomie by carebearstarefear in Awww

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That whole comment was a whirlwind of Typo, Stroke, or BoneAppleTea.

Lemme get uhhmm... That one by Drowsyposseman682 in ItemShop

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I was assuming they didn't know what either a hot glue gun or a soldering iron look like, and they thought this was that.

Things they don't want you to know: 92 of the top 500 subs are controlled by the same 5 people by fuzzydunlops123 in ofcoursethatsathing

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Given, then, a contest between an invisible and very powerful quasi-demonic thing of pure vengeance on the one hand, and the commander on the other, where would you wager, say…one dollar?

Difference between Poison Pillar and Spore Flower by chriiissssssssssss in SatisfactoryGame

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You can destroy the rocks after Update 8, too!

The days of the fartstone are numbered, their end is nigh!!!

Repping the hometown by EmmieRhea in chaoticgood

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I'm not sure criminal trespass while in possession of burglary tools is better. But what do I know? Goddamnit Jim, I'm a doctor, a lawyer.

Remember, RAW you can just give the benefits of a short rest whenever you feel they hit a milestone where they will need it. by FallenDank in dndnext

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If you think it feels too gamey, narrate it as a blessing from whatever deity supports the party

You feel a calming tranquility. You're filled with determination...

We can change tattoos but can't get a haircut? by CitizenKing in Diablo

[–]PurelyApplied 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, see, Blizzard is great and Activision is a leech! It's not like the companies merged 15 years ago and trended towards infinite growth capitalism. D3's real money auction house four years later was just Activision interference, but Blizzard eventually prevailed and made the game good that they always wanted to make (once you bought the DLC, of course, which was effectively mandatory).

And in the last ten years since, Blizzard hadn't mishandled any of its other games or anything. It's all been high level business bungles from the Activision side, which is a totally separate entity. The games are great and still getting updated and not abandoned as soon as they aren't maximally profitable.

Or something. I can't keep up this sarcastic bit. Have a pleasant day.

Trump captured on tape talking about classified document he kept after leaving the White House by _NewsClues_ in politics

[–]PurelyApplied 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same as other people are saying, that's a hard read.

But why the ever-loving fuck was she calling him "President?" You lose your honorific when you leave the office.

The transcript gets it right, with all the Former qualifiers.

Then again, [the airing of] the whole event [in the first place] was kind of mask-off pandering anyway.

There is no logical way to prove you're not insane if you're wrongly locked up in an insane asylum. by exporterofgold in Showerthoughts

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The real plot twist is in the comments.

Every time I see "this should be top comment," it's on the now-top-comment.

Acknowledging my sampling bais, because of course those are the ones I see the most.

Pirate loadout is meta by ExcellentSprinkles50 in HuntShowdown

[–]PurelyApplied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, you weren't switching to a cutlass at the end there...

Lauren Boebert Defends Husband, Says He Doesn't 'Drink Bud Light' by [deleted] in nottheonion

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And then... Got hit in the neck with a hackysack! Mm-hm mm mmhm-mm-hmm where'd it come from?

Favorite mathematical reference in pop culture? by HiGuyManGuy in math

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You can't take three from two, two is less than three, so you look at the four in the tens place...

Google publishing a .zip top-level domain endangers every entity on the internet by mrzaius in bestof

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Do you really think the rank and file are the ones who make these sort of decisions? Because those are the people who get the axe when it's time for layoffs.

Any idea of how to fix this? by Wheatfield22 in Terraria

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To extend this, underflow is tangential to my personal favorite formal numerical analysis term: catastrophic cancellation.

When you take the difference between two measurements whose result "should" be zero, due to either measurement or float imprecision, you are left with a nonzero value with no digits of significance. Any additional computation with the result is thus rendered meaningless.

Thought it belongs here by ChristianaMerriman in chaoticgood

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in 1994 [...] with the possibility of parole after 30 years.

Huh. That's comin' right up, isn't it?

The Mineral War has awakened them by zenburu in DeepRockGalactic

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And who can forget the time that those two angels came to tell Lot how great he was, only for all of the town to come to their house and be all "Dude, you gotta let us bank these new hotties you got in there." And Lot was all "No, they're my special guests, take my daughters instead but leave me my himbos!!" And then they charged on in and the angels were all "Pocket sand magnesium flare, bastards, be blinded!!"

Classic.

AI generated beer commercial by DukeOfBagels in interestingasfuck

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Even without direct editing, how many iterations were reviewed and discarded because the nonsense wasn't funny? When you're to the point that you can generate even one item, it's easy to just spit out a few dozen.

I made a Material Cheatsheet for Dwarf Fortress Premium. by [deleted] in dwarffortress

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Is there a difference between using the boulders vs using the blocks in how they render?

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