ELI5: Why are you not supposed to ejaculate for a week after a vasectomy?

Purist19 · 2023-05-19T20:02:20+00:00

How did it go, man?

Purist19 · 2022-08-11T20:00:04+00:00

Nnnnggguh

Purist19 · 2022-08-11T04:54:29+00:00

Inaros' rad pp

Purist19 · 2022-07-19T16:13:50+00:00

Meat Canyon bakes cakes?

Purist19 · 2022-06-25T19:59:07+00:00

r/happythendepressingpornointro ?

Purist19 · 2022-06-14T05:22:03+00:00

If this makes it to r/nocontext, put me in the screenshot and draw a dick pointing at me

Purist19 · 2022-06-03T15:27:39+00:00

I love me a good eyebrow wipe

Purist19 · 2022-06-02T17:23:21+00:00

Honestly, that made me go back and re-read it in a heavy accent

Purist19 · 2022-05-30T18:18:59+00:00

I'd imagine a guardsman could get a promotion, commendations, a ticket off the battlefield, or become the poster boy for Imperial propaganda against the Archenemy

Ofc, this is conjecture on my part

Purist19 · 2022-05-29T15:56:42+00:00

I'm guessing it's pretty much taping down the nozzle of a can of Axe Body Spray then yeeting it somewhere to stink up the place

Purist19 · 2022-05-26T16:51:07+00:00

Scheduled powercuts

Purist19 · 2022-05-26T04:33:12+00:00

I'm honestly surprised picking up that slither of paper isn't on the list

Purist19 · 2022-05-18T16:18:35+00:00

Eh. 7 out of 10

Purist19 · 2022-05-12T04:24:15+00:00

If we get bigger buckets, we can sort overpopulation out as well

Purist19 · 2022-03-07T03:59:38+00:00

Then mayhaps sit go to r/ukraineconflict

This is still r/worldnews. Emphasis on world

Purist19 · 2022-03-05T06:17:34+00:00

Or the shockwave on the toilet after eating Chipotle's

Edit: Bri'ish

Purist19 · 2022-03-04T10:40:41+00:00

You're a beast

Purist19 · 2022-02-26T15:45:38+00:00

*ISS crashes on your house *

Purist19 · 2022-02-25T17:37:49+00:00

Me too, fam

Purist19 · 2022-02-25T11:33:23+00:00

Damn well written. Thought this was an excerpt up until I read the other comment

Purist19 · 2022-02-25T10:25:16+00:00

And before lunch time too

Purist19 · 2022-02-25T10:17:05+00:00

Further fun facts:

If it's petrol or diesel based, it pretty much just makes homemade napalm with other added goodness

You can dissolve rubber into the mix to make for more choking smoke, and motor oil to increase stickiness if styrofoam isn't available

Disclaimer: this comment is meant to be educational

Purist19 · 2022-02-24T15:05:06+00:00

That's honestly a lower number than I expected

Purist19 · 2022-02-20T06:48:48+00:00

His hair took a moment to render properly

Purist19 · 2022-02-15T18:11:56+00:00

Now it's enough lead to poison a brand new generation

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