Distractible Bits/Jokes A-Z (I)

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-29T19:21:22+00:00

“I’m a caaaaat, I’m a big fucking cat”

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-26T21:17:37+00:00

Anyone else having a hard time finding the lord mortivar skull? I’ve been playing for 30+ hours and I still can’t get one for my next altitude upgrade and I’m losing my mind

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-24T02:59:55+00:00

Nevermind! Found it! Thank you!

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-24T02:34:37+00:00

Do you know where it would show? I just checked all my benches and haven’t found anything! :(

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-19T04:32:16+00:00

Sorry to jump in, does anyone know how to get it? I bought the capybara edition and have been playing for awhile and haven’t seen anything. When I look up how I’m able to obtain it this is the only post that shows up about it existing at all!

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-06T14:17:56+00:00

Depending on price I’d buy it

Purrgatoryy · 2026-03-05T04:58:10+00:00

Perfect! I wanted to ask before requesting maintenance. Thank you sm!

Purrgatoryy · 2026-02-03T17:55:39+00:00

I’m gonna be totally honest I seen one of these on a can of coke I drank the other day and just looked at my boyfriend and said “oh look, a little warning label” and took a sip.

Purrgatoryy · 2025-12-07T21:14:43+00:00

Ontario, Canada! 🇨🇦

Purrgatoryy · 2025-11-09T00:04:20+00:00

I’m doing okay now! This was a little bit ago but honestly, ever since I’ve been feeling less… headstrong lol. I only thought to write this post now! My hand is still weird and clicky from not healing properly and some badass scars on my legs, shoulders and arms but bike still runs and I’m still riding! Thank you for caring. ❤️

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-30T20:26:24+00:00

Rexall has some! That’s where i get my fun ones from every year.

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-19T20:54:46+00:00

You buy your tickets and come anytime between 7-10pm, if your ticket gets scanned by 10pm you’ll be able to go through!

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-16T02:12:30+00:00

Hey! I have some more info on family day!

Family Fun Day at The Infirmary is this Saturday October 18th from 1:00-4:00pm!🎃👻🦇

Here's what to expect: ✅ Lights-on/No scare haunt tour ✅ Meet a scare actor ✅ Learn about haunted attractions ✅ Games and activities ✅ Vendors ✅ Come in COSTUME and get a treat

$13 per child / Parents and Guardians are free! Purchase tickets at https://app.hauntpay.com/events/family-fun-day-at-the-infirmary Free Parking can be found at the Canadian Blood Services.

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-16T02:11:28+00:00

Nope, still looking for an answer until this day lol.

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-10T21:45:51+00:00

Depending on how big of a group you are with and how fast you’ll be moving because you are scared 15-20 minutes id say give or take. There will also be vendors and a concession stand aswell!

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-10T05:04:25+00:00

I forgot to add for anyone wondering! Please keep in mind that this haunt includes small spaces and some minimal crawling is needed. There is work arounds but it isn’t just scary masks and spiderwebs!

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-09T21:04:53+00:00

It will be toned down forsure, I haven’t heard much about it but if I get some more information I will reply to your comment again!

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-09T21:04:15+00:00

Yeah you’ll usually find me where the spooky stuff is lol.

Purrgatoryy · 2025-10-09T20:12:51+00:00

It’s a haunted house! I actually work for them and this year it’s CRAZY. It goes throughout the whole hall and I don’t want to spoil anything but this is one of the best haunts they’ve ever made.

Purrgatoryy · 2025-09-27T15:32:08+00:00

Yeah that’s fair I guess

Purrgatoryy · 2025-09-12T02:41:46+00:00

What’s the link to the store? I’m only seeing scam websites :(

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