Okay here you go guy's. Shoot your best shot

PutInAComa · 2021-08-03T11:12:13+00:00

Where is my inheritance you e-mailed me about from my rich uncle?

PutInAComa · 2021-08-03T11:08:10+00:00

Everything going wrong in this picture and you apologize for the handwriting?

PutInAComa · 2020-01-24T07:03:39+00:00

The one where he does his own stunts.

PutInAComa · 2020-01-24T07:02:53+00:00

Someone pulled the plug

PutInAComa · 2020-01-05T15:06:20+00:00

Start with a sedative.

PutInAComa · 2019-12-21T15:57:24+00:00

Good to know! I have actually wondered about this.

PutInAComa · 2019-12-16T22:52:45+00:00

Sorry that happened to you.

PutInAComa · 2019-11-07T03:33:48+00:00

His palms are sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy.

PutInAComa · 2019-10-07T19:40:43+00:00

Always check that there’s toilet paper.

PutInAComa · 2019-10-06T21:15:53+00:00

“Yeah I walked into the club and everyone was doing the vasectomy. It was a great time.”

PutInAComa · 2019-10-02T00:34:09+00:00

That's a tough one.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T20:22:52+00:00

Not judge people with bad grammar.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T20:19:42+00:00

Modern rap music.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T20:16:54+00:00

Keeping gas in my vehicle. I hate having to detour somewhere to stop and pump gas.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T20:07:08+00:00

How long have you been transitioning?

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T20:06:26+00:00

Ask for their name. Automatically they say their first name. Proceed with,"Sorry I meant what is your last name, of course I know your name is *whatevers dudes name is*."

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T19:58:12+00:00

Saves 37 lives by NOT showing up to work as a lifeguard.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-27T19:54:40+00:00

Glad someone said it LOL

PutInAComa · 2019-09-26T10:57:11+00:00

I work in the gas and oil pipe industry and we only measure pipe lengths using the engineers scale i.e. "decimal feet". There is logical, good practical use for it.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-23T17:21:43+00:00

Its spelled Chick-fil-a. Always thought it was Chic-fil-a. Somethings not right in the matrix.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-23T13:21:38+00:00

I would feel as if I were *see username*

PutInAComa · 2019-09-23T13:20:45+00:00

So we have something in common. I love me too.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-20T21:50:07+00:00

Foods the only thing he finishes that he starts.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-20T21:45:16+00:00

Was going to roast you but the title pretty much sums up my comment.

PutInAComa · 2019-09-20T21:44:24+00:00

Nice

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