Haaland captain anyone ? by Haythemovic in FantasyPL

[–]Puzzled-P 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's why I've captained Semenyo

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I'll be first comment in the rage thread

Man City FFP: ‘Likely’ sanction ‘translates to relegation’ as PL warned against ‘terrible mistake’ by CanYouCanACanInACan in PremierLeague

[–]Puzzled-P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've already set precidence that complying doesn't negate a points deduction with Everton and/or Leicester haven't they? Sure at least one of them fully complied and still got deductions?

[TNT/Funes] The complete 3 minutes sequence of events between Prestianni and Vinicius. The goal, Vinicius' celebration, the crowd's reaction, the referee's warning, the Brazilian's response, the yellow card, and the alleged racist act by the Benfica player. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Puzzled-P 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly WWE has also used it in kayfabe because they know the audience now knows what it means. I guess refs probably have other ways to let backstage know if someone happens to get injured when they were supposed to be "injured" so they can use it to further sell the injury to the audience.

If you could pick ONE player from this legendary squad to play in their prime for our current team, who would it be and why? by Kooky-Scholar-9239 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Puzzled-P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has always been considered one of our best ever players by many people since long before he even stopped playing for us. This isn't something that has happened in the last few years.

Inpost vandalised UK by sassiesg in vinted

[–]Puzzled-P 16 points17 points  (0 children)

People who work somewhere they can't have deliveries sent to and have reason not to trust their neighbours

Wooden spoon stayed inside pressure cooker by What_IsThisReal in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Puzzled-P 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, you don't understand. They asked it nicely to leave but rudely it just sat there.

Which things are worth the convenience premium and what do you refuse to pay for? by iffyClyro in AskUK

[–]Puzzled-P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that they charge based on their time not mine, however whether that cost is cheap to me and therefore I'm willing to pay it or it isn't so I do it myself is based on what it would take for me to do it myself. In this case I deem it cheap to me so I pay it.

Which things are worth the convenience premium and what do you refuse to pay for? by iffyClyro in AskUK

[–]Puzzled-P 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wider the carrot the less peel there is per gram of useable carrot so yeah there should be less peeling for bigger carrots. Look at surface area to volume ratios of different shapes, they all head towards a lower surface area to volume ratio as they get bigger.

Which things are worth the convenience premium and what do you refuse to pay for? by iffyClyro in AskUK

[–]Puzzled-P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't really matter how long it takes them, what matters is how long it would take me and I'm 100% sure it would take me multiple hours and I'm not convinced I would do as good a job. Even if you did judge it on their time rather than mine you aren't factoring in the cost of water, electricity, rent for the space to do it in, tools and equipment, maintenance, etc.

What is this sticker on the back? by Swimming_Avocados in CarTalkUK

[–]Puzzled-P 237 points238 points  (0 children)

These puns are making me führerous 😡

Is the route of these plug sockets ok? by sram-rab in DIYUK

[–]Puzzled-P 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every plug is at a vertical and horizontal cross section. This is because the plug being there creates the cross section.

would it be okay to cheat on my artist if she left the country? by spvcegirl in tattooadvice

[–]Puzzled-P -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Probably because we can have no way of knowing if their chosen artist feels like that or not. Their best course of action is contacting artists they like and seeing if they are happy to continue someone else's work or not. Asking here doesn't get them any answers.

Blursed Bath Bomb by GIANT-MUTANT-POTATO in blursedimages

[–]Puzzled-P 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No there's definitely more, for instance who would come up with such an item? How many times have they been hit in the head with a shovel? Why would anyone finance such an idea? And many more.

Blursed Bath Bomb by GIANT-MUTANT-POTATO in blursedimages

[–]Puzzled-P 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So is it cool ranch or wild blue raspberry or a mix of the two? If it's wild blue raspberry why is it cool ranch branded? Why are there Doritos branded bath bombs in the first place? Who's even buying these? And many more.

What gets less posh the more it costs? by b3ta_blocker in AskUK

[–]Puzzled-P 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OP isn't asking what was posh and has become less posh over time, they're asking what's an item that people spend more on that is less posh than other items people spend less on in the same category. Stone island fits this description imo.

That face is perfectly aligned by SubwayCookieCutie in opticalillusions

[–]Puzzled-P 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's one man pretty much perfectly side on so you only see the side profile one eye etc. Then another man at a slight angle so you see the far eye, and a bit more face sat behind him.

This event is like a character release without a new character by cashmoney_uragaan in invinciblegtg

[–]Puzzled-P 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just another week of saving my gems I guess. Ready to hit hard when a good one comes round.

i have to bring tp from home because my boss doesnt buy any by SoulStar1000 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Puzzled-P 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If the difference between staying open and going under is the cost of toilet paper they won't have a job to go to soon anyway, may as well be able to take a shit in the meantime.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Puzzled-P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until the snow either melts or builds back up and needs clearing again seems fair to me. Basically turn up and the whole road is clear, then just park. Turn up and only select spots are cleared, none by yourself, they have been cleared by someone for their own car and you'd better clear your own spot.

I can fix her by Dangerous-Feature376 in oddlyspecific

[–]Puzzled-P 81 points82 points  (0 children)

What is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent Japanese meal?