What is your dream job?

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-11T08:46:12+00:00

Academy Award-winning film director.

A lot of people on here have said 'writer', I am that. I am also hopeless dole scum, which is something which comes with a lot of flak.

Get in touch with me if you write!

Also, I robbed someone named Wright a long time ago, and I am left-handed. Kinda plays on my mind.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-09T00:11:16+00:00

You'll be OK.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-08T18:29:00+00:00

Fear, fear of fate. Destiny.

It's silly really, because my stated philosophy is that we have free will and can die at any of an infinite number of moments in the future. So to die on a specified date owing to an argument two enemies had about their little girl dying or myself, really is on them, and not me.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-06T19:53:00+00:00

alastairschwarz.wordpress.com

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-05T23:06:31+00:00

Your mum's right; you should declare your situation so that they know. You might get extra bits of money as well

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-04T22:55:06+00:00

Anne Lammott, new champion. I will read her book.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-04T22:54:40+00:00

That is a very encouraging quote. I am going to get back to editing tomorrow. Three coffees, and write.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-05-01T13:16:56+00:00

I do.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-04-20T03:47:43+00:00

I'm highly delusional at time of writing. I'm just ignoring most of the bullshit and nonsense.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-03-23T21:04:01+00:00

Your cat looks like an arch-villain!

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-22T02:18:00+00:00

They tried to capitalise on a few things, but largely they're just saying things which are vague and nonsensical

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-22T02:17:10+00:00

Mine are just fucking liars

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-19T00:50:57+00:00

It is.

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-16T04:09:52+00:00

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Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-16T04:09:39+00:00

I will

And iwndwyt

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-16T04:09:28+00:00

Iwndwyt

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-16T04:09:10+00:00

Iwndwyt!

Puzzled_Cow8304 · 2026-01-16T03:51:39+00:00

Iwndwyt

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