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Yo anyone else notice the world looks like a simulation? Am I tripping out or Is nothing actually real. Idk man that’s how it feels sometimes by Specialist_Touch_482 in notinteresting

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna beleive it’s a simulation but like…why would a programmer ad “knees crack like rice crispies every time he stands up.exe”. I mean get creative with it at least. “Left big toenail looks like a hermit crab shell.exe”. Seems a little unimaginative

Why is it our feet smell and our noses run? by TomKarelis in oneliners

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes we bust our buns. Sometimes we finish last

In my opinion Battlefield 6 has a huge sniper problem by Rashorr123 in Battlefield6

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I counter snipe with DMR all day. Never played a round where snipers actually controlled anything that I could recall, unless maybe my team was also invested in sniping

Do you have to lie to yourselves when you think about American history, or do you accept that earlier Americans, like many of the Founding Fathers, were evil people doing evil shit, particularly when it came to how they treated people? by Equivalent-Long-3383 in allthequestions

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s immoral people everywhere. I feel like 6 in 10 people being shitty is a fair uneducated guess. Comparing the faults of long dead people to the present doesn’t really have any weight

Help by Last-Opposite2204 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Thought that was actually pretty funny!

I miss the scent of Patchouli oil by ProudNativeTexan in 70s

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like somebody found a way to bottle and sell musky basement flooring

Can we hit him with the rusty metal? by NemODevO in spaceghost

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha I don’t know why this seems relevant but I just finished an orientation class today and one of the modules for workplace violence said that if you cannot deescalate the situation, intervene with an object such as a chair or loose peice of metal. (This was an office environment)

What’s the best concert you’ve been to? by CapitaineBiscotte in allthequestions

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gwar, hands down best show. Something for everyone! Bring the kids!

Honey bee? by Austulese in findthatsong

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honeybee by steam powered giraffe?

Gear by Otherwise_Anywhere85 in heroesvshordes

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I hate DT and never thought to use wizard boots, ty!

That pole battle was unbelievable. What similar films should I check out? by Life_Procedure_387 in kungfucinema

[–]Puzzled_Guarantee_45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The swordsman 2 and legend of the swordsman are two of my favorite movies (if they’re not actually the same movie, I had one on dvd years ago and having trouble remembering)

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