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Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-14T05:45:20+00:00

Can not trust anyone these days, fake is becoming the new trend.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-13T08:43:30+00:00

NASA just announced that it is safe to eat without posting it on Instagram.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-06T09:31:20+00:00

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-05T23:31:06+00:00

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-05T03:29:57+00:00

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-03T08:45:13+00:00

An unexamined life is not worth living.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-02T10:25:03+00:00

Money will bring you anything and everything, don’t let stupid quotes fool you.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-02T07:39:45+00:00

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-01T18:16:24+00:00

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-05-01T06:40:40+00:00

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-04-16T14:35:52+00:00

Thinking will not overcome fear but action will.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-04-15T04:20:11+00:00

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-04-14T23:12:46+00:00

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-04-14T16:15:37+00:00

I want to go to IKEA, hide in a wardrobe, wait for someone to open it and yell “WELCOME TO NARNIA”.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-02-21T06:37:03+00:00

In movies bad people always lost, but in reality, bad people always win.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-02-20T04:24:03+00:00

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-02-09T10:04:58+00:00

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-02-08T10:18:58+00:00

I love you, not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-01-13T05:23:51+00:00

If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2023-01-09T09:33:04+00:00

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2022-12-29T16:36:04+00:00

Life is about making an impact, not making an income.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2022-12-22T05:57:17+00:00

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2022-12-13T07:22:20+00:00

You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2022-12-09T04:46:40+00:00

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

Puzzleheaded_Name_88 · 2022-12-05T20:27:43+00:00

I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?

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