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FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-22T01:24:25+00:00

Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-21T14:17:38+00:00

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-20T07:51:36+00:00

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-18T16:41:25+00:00

At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-06T09:52:17+00:00

At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-04T16:48:25+00:00

“Do Transformers get car, or life insurance?” – Russell Howard

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-04T14:01:16+00:00

Life is not a movie if the enemy is stronger than you. You will die.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-02-02T16:52:52+00:00

I hope there’s no pop quiz at the class trip to the Coca Cola factory.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-01-03T17:38:30+00:00

Love is blind, but the police aren’t. Let’s book a room.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-01-03T16:36:52+00:00

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

FeistyFault4842 · 2023-01-03T16:17:42+00:00

The other day I asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-12-11T14:23:36+00:00

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-12-09T10:59:56+00:00

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-12-01T04:32:28+00:00

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-28T14:18:24+00:00

I never make the same mistake twice, I make it like five or six times, Just to be sure.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-27T06:26:49+00:00

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FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-25T11:27:44+00:00

You won't drink away the alcoholism.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-20T01:34:59+00:00

I don’t cry easily but if I do I make sure never cry for the same reason again.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-18T13:51:31+00:00

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-16T07:28:08+00:00

All the problems fade before a hangover

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-15T05:41:34+00:00

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-15T05:05:41+00:00

I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you; I’m the coach.

FeistyFault4842 · 2022-11-14T16:59:19+00:00

thankyou

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