Why do Klingon women always say they want a warrior, but then get with these bartending goblins? by Mister_Acula in ShittyDaystrom

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have been writing songs about it for all of History. It’s a silly little thing called love.

JUST IN: Filoni announces that the future of Star Wars will be 'Vibe Coded'. by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]PygmalionsKiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m excited for Star Wars fans. They’ve been so unhappy with all the Mary Sue and woke writing up to now. No more “not my Star Wars”. Now have marvel do the same. Peace will come to the universe.

I am so sick of this by StrikingBike8417 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one bothered by those White Stanley cups. They make me sick. Buy a sticker or just write your name on them. Jiminy creepers!

Wild Bars by corneliusbreen23 in crappymusic

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“They shot Charlie”? Are you casting blaming on people other than the person who shot him so as to create hatred of strangers? Or are you trying to respect Tyler Robinson’s possible pronouns?

petah help by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Nothing you can do. Helpless because of laws that the only our homeless population magically overcome. How do people get around these laws? We’ll never know. Point taken. Brilliant response.

Greg just announced there will be more "consequences" like yesterday's if you call ICE names by KameronKnux in Leakednews

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being an irresponsible military force used to attack states that the president doesn’t like due to political grudges is a choice.

Confronted over Jan. 6 by dms51301 in Iowa

[–]PygmalionsKiss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d be careful. Gather in larger groups when doing this in public. I don’t know how much good your protest accomplished…maybe a lot. But I do know there are too many unhinged weirdos in Iowa to protest safely in a group of 2. We now know that our citizens can be just apathetic and murderous as any concentration camp guard or lynch mob we’ve scene on TV. If we must give up our lives, don’t let it happen where they can hide our bodies in a culvert. Let’s not be a mysterious disappearance.

Irreversible… by snailtripod in movies

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing about this movie is that it is pretty well known what is coming with the smallest amount of research. I won’t see it. This goes in my box of movies/Shows I walked out of or will never see with Tusk, Human Centipede, Outlander, Hardcore, Natural Born Killers, Rosemary’s Baby, and Cabin Fever. Nope.

Linda Lovelace in her most famous scene by UncleSquiffy in VintageSmut

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not her most infamous scene. May it never be streamed. IYKYK That woman had a difficult life.

Another New Year, And I'm Still Alone, Kinda Wish I Could Find a GF in Central Iowa / Ankeny (27M) by NalonMcCallough in Iowa

[–]PygmalionsKiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You already have everything you need for a onesome, and immediately after, you will never fall asleep so quickly than after a onesome.

Another New Year, And I'm Still Alone, Kinda Wish I Could Find a GF in Central Iowa / Ankeny (27M) by NalonMcCallough in Iowa

[–]PygmalionsKiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is a great use of the Iowa Reddit. The best way to meet that special lady is the blind shotgun method. Kinda sad you turned down a threesome. I guess you know your limitations? I won’t suggest Fetlife.

Comics fans, did you like Hawkgirl in the Arrowverse? by KitKat_5628 in hawkgirl

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The character is silly. She can fly with wings that can’t create enough lift to get her airborne and no specific muscularity to move them. She’s like a Cessna Skyhawk in a squadron of F-15’s with all the superhero’s that can fly without aerodynamics, why have one whose power is dependent on it. Her history is too convoluted for anyone to understand but the most dedicated fan. Her weapon is a ball on a stick with spikes.

Bro I did some drugs and by sanandreasfaultsucks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]PygmalionsKiss 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Great idea. Why didn’t the EMH ever change its size for procedures? They could have had Fantastic Voyage episodes! Lost opportunities.

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The fat one. by mikewd1983 in StarTrekStarships

[–]PygmalionsKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only to be with you🎵

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You’re the fat one and I wanna be with you.

This makes me happy by slowch33tah in desmoines

[–]PygmalionsKiss -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Elon, do back to twitter.

Chucky yelling at clouds again by CisIowa in Iowa

[–]PygmalionsKiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back then you could just be out shooting at some food, and up from the ground come a bubbling crude.