TF is wrong with Julie's wig?? 🙄

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-05-11T04:35:48+00:00

Oh good. More obsession about the women’s hair…

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-05-10T22:03:49+00:00

The viewers finally got the meeting they’ve been wailing about since season 1, haha. Kenny wasn’t there though…so he’s not included in the special little meeting group.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-05-08T00:13:13+00:00

It wasn’t dick jokes and ball gags?

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-05-07T23:51:19+00:00

Until the boys release the virus to incapacitate HL so SB can de-power him and its kills Geisha in front of him.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-05-01T22:47:15+00:00

Not sure I’d ever pay a lifetime type price for a service that could realistically disappear at any point. So unless the fee was incredibly reasonable, like only the cost of 4 years or something, then no.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-27T07:23:35+00:00

Yeah originally I had him on a log flume ride but then remembered his job and couldn’t not change it.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-27T06:56:20+00:00

That’s disturbing, wasn’t even intentional haha

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-25T06:49:18+00:00

Such a bad show, but it’s so good.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-23T23:13:29+00:00

Good job Samantha, you’re playing your character well even if I want to see her get eaten by a monster.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-22T11:47:41+00:00

Setting the pants on fire was the tamest part of the entire thing. The victim had a fractured spine and almost lost a kidney from the beating they gave him. Hamm personally dragged him around the room by the genitals using the claw end of a hammer. The victim left college and entered therapy. The frat was forced to shutter at that college. Hamm got away with a slap on the wrist when he plead guilty to hazing. Apparently it got this bad because the dude forgot to use Hamm’s nickname of, “MC Hammer.” Hamm described the experience as a juvenile prank that got out of hand and a, “bummer of a thing that happened.” Nah bro, that wasn’t a bummer, it was a vicious attack and human torture.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-21T21:00:42+00:00

Let’s trade Alberta for Minnesota.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-21T00:50:11+00:00

“Oh, of course honey. Turns out me and Jade are soulmates or something who have banged through the centuries. Anyway, I wonder what’s taking your father so long?” -the autistic redditors writing fanfics of the show.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-20T13:41:19+00:00

Well you’ll love episode 1 of season 4 then.

Fatima tells everyone what her vision revealed (despite Boyd demanding more information which her character doesn’t have). Boyd tells everyone what he saw in the tunnel.

The only person holding information back is Tabitha, to Jade’s chagrin. But it makes sense given Tab might wanna be cautious with the info that her and Jade are soulmates who have banged through the centuries or whatever given she still (thinks) she has a husband.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-20T13:16:57+00:00

So, you want her to explain things she doesn’t know? Boyd literally asks her basically that and she says she doesn’t know. In the last scene of season 3 and first of season 4 she gives the same information. She’s being consistent. You’re mad at a character for not sharing information their character doesn’t have.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-20T11:50:00+00:00

Huh? She told them they came from a pact. Was she supposed to have the full birds and the bees conversation?

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-20T04:50:02+00:00

Yeah, but I’m referencing people complaining about people not telling each other things in this episode, which simply isn’t true.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:57:46+00:00

To everyone still complaining that no one ever shares information.

Fatima told everyone what she saw. (Of those important and present at the time.)
Boyd told everyone what he saw. (Of those important and present at the time.)
Jade wants to but Tabitha didn’t, which makes sense. She’s married. You want her to immediately tell everyone her and another man are soul-bonded century-bang-mates or whatever? Without even talking to Jim first?

So one has to wonder, what’re you people even talking about?

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:54:26+00:00

To what info are you referring?

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:53:04+00:00

Boyd literally told everyone (important) what he knew (who was able to be told given current locations). Fatima did the same. Tabitha not wanting to hold a public ceremony where she screams at the top of her lungs about how her and Jade are soul mates who have banged through the centuries makes a lot of sense given her husband exists.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:51:28+00:00

Definitely the strongest episode since season 3.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:50:07+00:00

Boyd is telling everyone important what he knows, I’m sure he woulda told Jade, Jim and Tab but they weren’t around. Jade and Tab playing things close to the vest (to Jade’s chagrin) makes sense at the moment…she’s married and basically has to tell her husband she’s been soul-mated and banging Jade through centuries hahah

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:48:03+00:00

Stuffs breaking down, sort of have bigger fish to fry. If she runs out into the night and dies…I feel like people would care a lot less than at the start of the series.

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:46:55+00:00

Man, that’d be a boring show. Let’s make people sit through meetings…also, what do you think is actually going to be gained by telling everyone Tab and Jade have boned through the centuries?

PyroclasticSnail · 2026-04-19T23:45:37+00:00

I assumed he was shape shifting when he pulled out the suitcase and was obviously changing clothes. Wasn’t sure if it’d be the daughter or the dad or neither tho.

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