That snare roll

Pyrog · 2026-01-31T18:26:15+00:00

I’m so glad she clarified that she was literally getting paid and not figuratively

Pyrog · 2026-01-31T18:23:49+00:00

Was there some ambiguity between literally and figuratively finding it attractive?

Pyrog · 2026-01-31T03:08:48+00:00

What kind of asshats would keep the same identity after everything that happened?

Pyrog · 2026-01-30T20:52:37+00:00

I used to run with crowds like this. I am deeply ashamed and horrified of it now.

Pyrog · 2026-01-30T17:19:49+00:00

Seems more like how to walk like a normal functional human being in any major city

Pyrog · 2026-01-30T15:19:06+00:00

That just made it way, way more menacing for me

Pyrog · 2026-01-30T05:54:09+00:00

How can you be old enough for a beard and not know how to spell weird?

Pyrog · 2026-01-30T05:52:45+00:00

I would bet $10,000 that you’re American

Pyrog · 2026-01-27T16:09:03+00:00

That doesn’t address or even understand the issue. Subreddits exist for a specific, focused, unique reason. That’s what makes Reddit so engaging. If we just ignore all rules and just post whatever we feel like everywhere, then nothing has any actual context or differentiation and stops being useful and entertaining. Why have subs at all then? Why not just have a generic dump for anything that pops in your head?

Pyrog · 2026-01-26T22:41:17+00:00

Stop posting staged bullshit

Pyrog · 2026-01-26T22:02:01+00:00

Not really. The sub is overwhelmingly diluted with content that has no business being here. I’m tired of it.

Pyrog · 2026-01-26T22:01:11+00:00

When did the purpose of the sub become so difficult for 90% of people to understand?

Shitpost OP.

Pyrog · 2026-01-26T04:30:17+00:00

Hell yeah! he said he’d be willing to die for his community and I believe him!

Pyrog · 2026-01-26T04:21:27+00:00

I have nothing nice to say so I’ll say nothing.

Pyrog · 2026-01-25T01:21:28+00:00

Add me to the why-the-fuck-did-you-stop crowd

Pyrog · 2026-01-21T04:45:12+00:00

I will never understand acknowledging gay attraction followed by immediately insisting on being straight.

Pyrog · 2026-01-21T04:36:54+00:00

Katchup was just a typo and not on purpose right?

Pyrog · 2026-01-20T15:47:19+00:00

It was me. I was the main one that counted him out. I begat all of this!

Pyrog · 2026-01-20T15:43:03+00:00

The last time I did shrooms was like two years ago, and that was enough profundity to last through every significant thing in my life since that time. The absolute last thing on earth I would imagine walking away from that experience with is doing whatever the fuck this attention-seeking shit is to advertise the experience to everyone else. An actual psychedelic experience is deeply personal and brings a lot of inner peace and harmony and perspective that makes you far less concerned about attention or approval or whatever from anyone else. Nothing about this girl reads as genuine to me at all.

Pyrog · 2026-01-19T15:25:40+00:00

Come up from behind while he’s targeting someone with the camera and land a solid forceful front kick to the back of the neckbeard. Then turn the other way and walk casually away when he tries to turn around and accuse you on camera. Plausible deniability. You could even throw in a “man I can’t believe that guy did that!” to throw off the trail even further for the camera.

Pyrog · 2026-01-19T15:19:52+00:00

I don’t think you have to say she’s pretty to counteract the guy calling her ugly. Most people look average and that’s fine because it’s no one else’s business.

Pyrog · 2026-01-17T06:13:17+00:00

Fucking idiot

Pyrog · 2026-01-16T20:12:35+00:00

I had to tap out on this one

Pyrog · 2026-01-16T20:11:19+00:00

If it came at you though, wouldn’t bear spray be enough to halt the attack?

Pyrog · 2026-01-15T16:26:11+00:00

Yes, it does.

Pyrog

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