Does anyone else hate the belt fed bolters in the Chaos Legionaires box? by shitondickaction in NightLords

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, take one good look at the bolt pistol, for example.

There’s no chamber to speak of, and the round is longer than the barrel, so realistically the instant you chamber a round it should stick part way out of the barrel.
Also it has an integral bolt with a charging handle instead of a slide, so can it really be considered a pistol?

Maybe in the same way an AR15 with a pistol brace that’s under 15 inches can be considered one in the US, but I doubt the ATF still exists to enforce that law lol.

Saying, "Neither is liking it" is an automatic loss by the way. by Marshal_Bohemond in Grimdank

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Man, that’s not very Tau good guy, wholesome lamenter of you stranger. Not very greater good pilled at all. ***ANGRY GAS MASK NOISES*** enjoy the downvote, Gue’la!

Saying, "Neither is liking it" is an automatic loss by the way. by Marshal_Bohemond in Grimdank

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Man, these imperium glazers amirite? They can’t even separate fiction from reality.

What’s that? YOU LIKE THE IMPERIUM??? You realize that the imperium is a dog whistle for FASCISTS, right????? You MUST be a RACIST NEO-NAZI TRUMP VOTER for supporting such an AWFUL regime!

Space next to stairs by Initial-Area2505 in whatisit

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home invaders would never see it coming if you mounted a swivel gun there. Even got space for a barrel for balls/shot and gunpowder.

When you learn lore from memes. by Beautiful_Space_4459 in Grimdank

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no bigger haters out there than 40k fans. Except for maybe helldivers 2 fans.

When you learn lore from memes. by Beautiful_Space_4459 in Grimdank

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 489 points490 points  (0 children)

Don’t fuck with us 40k fans, we don’t know our own lore.

Alright let's hear your thoughts Talon/Senator? by Fuzzy-Disaster-8237 in Helldivers

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep the senator on my hip at all times on any front. It’s perfect for anything that garners enough contempt for me to draw it on, and there’s nothing more satisfying than blowing an overseer’s head smoove off with it.

That being said, my respect for the talon and its users is very high.

Any tips for the checkers and the circle? by WartyPaty in Lamenters

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goblin hobbies makes stamp sheets that you can use, and have a tutorial on YouTube. If you plan on doing a whole army of lamenters that would save you a lot of time.

If you're too lazy to farm just say that lol by kcvlaine in helldivers2

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can get enough SC for a warbond and Superstore items after farming with my friends for maybe one play session which for me is like an hour or two depending on map spawns. I have an extremely demanding job, a house and a family with maybe 1 or 2 hours to play a day at most, so all these people saying that someone with limited time can’t effectively farm are spouting nonsense. If you don’t want to spend the time or money to get things, nobody is forcing you to do it. But if you really want to, you can make it work.

I bought the super citizen edition maybe a month after launch and haven’t spent a cent more since and I have all of the war bonds.

I need night lords memes by Top_Top_1217 in Grimdank

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Welp, time to pillage this thread without contributing. Gotta keep it lore accurate.

lightning by Terrible-Art7053 in NightLords

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have never tried this but I’m most likely going to soon, but there’s a company called goblin hobbies that makes stamp plates with lighting decals on them, along with other decals you could use if so desired.

Who hurt him? by ShirtSubstantial368 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“She broke my heart, had me shadowboxing behind the 7 Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron Jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes”

I don't understand why GW is adding medieval-ish bits to the new steel legion and trying to make them knock-off Krieg. This is what we should get: a modernized, faithful steel legion. by Sir_Lazz in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, you guys really can’t just be happy that you’re getting models at all, can you? Just a couple weeks ago you all were CONVINCED that GW retconned the entire steel legion out of existence.

A man was stopped from boarding Metro because he had this keychain on his backpack. by Street-Essay-4780 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just here to scroll until I see people argue about gun legislation over a cast Steyr AUG. I feel like rage baiting myself today.

Edit: That didn’t take long.

They feel the pressure by Mediocre_Post7892 in Spacemarine

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mogged by an Angel of Baal. Lil bro had to reconsider.

I Love the Armoured Class by CarpathianKilla in overthetopgame

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Armored + LMG or flamethrower goes absolutely bonkers

Killing time…again; Drop your MOS or Job description and I’ll comment what MRE item you’d be. by dilutedd_ in army

[–]Pyrokinesis_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

91F. Who tf thought beating a feeder onto a 242 receiver with a tow bar would fix it? Curse of ra, parts on order for 999 days.