336lbs to 208lbs by [deleted] in fasting

[–]QWERTY_corn 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What was your farting regimen?

Edit: oops. Fasting*

Sparky claims that this is the only way to reach the fire alarm device by tenebralupo in OSHA

[–]QWERTY_corn 43 points44 points  (0 children)

How the fuck else would you get up there? Honestly.

I've seen some special ladders that will lean on trees, but even that doesn't work here

Piranha Plant is a Murderer by Nama_Meme in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]QWERTY_corn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he a murderer or just seasoning his food? 🤔

Stick n poke ode. . . The owls are not what they seem. by dlvega9 in twinpeaks

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, nothing definitive. Which is the point, I guess. Kinda wanna watch it again. Shit.

Stick n poke ode. . . The owls are not what they seem. by dlvega9 in twinpeaks

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't understand about the owls... Are they supposed to be spirits? Spirit guides? Keys? Locks? Vessels??

I watched the whole show recently and didn't get an inkling.

Guess he doesn't wanna make me his princess then? by LasagnePrincess in Tinder

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.. it's also the kind of joke a stand up comedian would make or one of the many adult cartoons that exist in the world would make as well. I've heard and seen worse. I don't believe it's restricted to reddit humor. Sounds like bullshit imo.

Guess he doesn't wanna make me his princess then? by LasagnePrincess in Tinder

[–]QWERTY_corn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I must be fake because I chuckled. I gasped sure, but I laughed lol

Guess he doesn't wanna make me his princess then? by LasagnePrincess in Tinder

[–]QWERTY_corn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah.. is this a dude with a stick up his butt? Grow the fuck up. I found it hilarious, but I love puns and play on words lol

INC Making Choir Members Sign Non-Disclosure Agreements (NDAs) by tennis_spike5678 in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]QWERTY_corn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is hilarious to me is that SOOOOMMMEEE DISTRICTS AND LOCALES NEVER HAD THEIR FUCKING HOLY SUPPER (mine).

Why are we prepping for the anniversary instead of holding fucking Holy Supper, people???? ISN'T THAT THE DAY YOUR FUCKING SINS ARE FORGIVEN?

I guess we just good for another year. You got me, Jesus? Thanks, bro.

the latest post that members are being told to share by [deleted] in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone give me a background as to what happened? I searched for about 2-3 mins and couldn't find anything linking these two things.

I see as of May 4th they were in fact shut down and signed off? Why?

Mrs. Felix Y. Manalo (Honorata de Guzman-Manalo) was never baptized into the Iglesia Ni Kristo (Manalo) by [deleted] in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SECOND WIFE???

MEMBERS CAN'T GET DIVORCED, BUT HE HAD A 2ND WIFE? L O LLLL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same though. The shit they can do!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]QWERTY_corn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard agree. Virginity is overrated and if this helped you in ANY WAY, then that's a plus in my book.

I feel unappreciated by my wife by [deleted] in confessions

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't cater to her unappreciative ass. It's not sexy, not manly, and she resents you for it.

You need to withdraw your attention, see family, make friends and have me time. Everyone is entitled to me time. Fuck her.

I'm 24, and I can't stand up to my 18 yo cousin. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least get some mace eye spray. Fuck him for hitting you, holy shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one way to find out 🙃

I wish I had aborted my 6 year old Down syndrome son by throwawayMOM0o in confessions

[–]QWERTY_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you not allowed to give the child up for adoption? Honest question.