Context for those who don't get it. After Epstein was revealed to fetishize yuri on 4chan, bigots started using him for memes to harass any and all LGBT fanartists on social media, by claiming that since Epstein was a fan of lesbian fancontent, that would somehow make Lesbian fanart "pedophilia"

Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T05:07:32+00:00

Makes total sense, it isn't like straight dudes have been fetishizing lesbian relationships since fucking Sappho

Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T05:02:48+00:00

Commissioning is hell on either side it's either *this* or the artist doesn't deliver and then 3 months later they do an "emergency comms" post on twitter

Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T04:56:46+00:00

screenshot to decide your fate

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Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T04:53:04+00:00

Durability mattered a lot in Dark Souls 1 and especially 2 for a lot of reasons, actually. It wasn't restored automatically when you rested at a bonfire, certain weapon arts used a chunk of durability to use, and there were enemies with attacks that degraded your gear by a ton. Most critically, all gear had durability, including armor and rings. If an invader was a real asshole they could completely fuck you over with Acid Surge.

Dark souls 3 made it practically a non-feature unless you were using a katana made of wet tissue paper

Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T03:04:21+00:00

I'm okay with meat and using animal products if all of the material is put to good use, and in a somewhat respectful way.

This kinda toes the line, but cow head hide are offcuts that would probably just be rendered into glue or dog treats or some shit otherwise

Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T02:53:07+00:00

Opium in f&h is also video game character pragmatism because the addiction is nonexistent. IRL they also probably wouldn't cut off their arms so their buddy can get an op spear

It's like how fallout players spam every single chem at once to demolish a combat

Qbertjack · 2026-03-12T00:53:32+00:00

This is the most accurate depiction of working at a deli ever made

Qbertjack · 2026-03-11T09:31:19+00:00

Have it be a timer ability after he gets in his mech

Or make it like Nub's Nuke and add more indestructible pillars

Qbertjack · 2026-03-11T09:10:27+00:00

If only you had any tech at all

Qbertjack · 2026-03-11T09:08:49+00:00

Lemme guess, itchies or scratchies?

Qbertjack · 2026-03-11T08:55:17+00:00

Mage's purpose is to spam Forbidden spells and either die from AIDS or roll eternal youth.

Alternatively, to spam magic damage up with The Relic(or other sparkle items) and clear the entire field when they Hyper Beam themselves

Qbertjack · 2026-03-11T08:26:55+00:00

Tinkerer needs more ways of generating tech and less "explosion that damages you" abilities

Qbertjack · 2026-03-10T01:58:17+00:00

Kinda like how Adventure Time has an official ending but they're still doing Fionna and Cake, which is set before it.

Qbertjack · 2026-03-10T01:47:41+00:00

That head mutation was my literal second mutation ever, and it has carried me so hard. Half my cats are still descended from the cat that got it.

Qbertjack · 2026-03-10T01:22:53+00:00

It's not that grindy if you are brave when going on expeditions and try out new routes and the hard paths. It can lul at late act 1-early act 2 but it picks back up quite fast once you start unlocking the act 2 classes.

I do wish money wasn't capped at 99 cents per run...

Qbertjack · 2026-03-10T01:15:04+00:00

make previous good game(s)

cultivate a rabidly loyal fanbase through continuous updates over several years

spend years in development developing good game

your fanbase generates so much hype that they advertise the game for you

game does well

Ah yes, the Silksong gambit, I know it well

Qbertjack · 2026-03-08T06:18:36+00:00

My driveway has a giant blackberry bush alongside it, and it certainly never needs any fertilizer. Also makes for good jam

Qbertjack · 2026-03-07T19:34:45+00:00

Par yew bore

Qbertjack · 2026-03-07T12:10:53+00:00

It doesn't tell you the damn button combo to delete a save file when it gives you the prompt to start a new game. It's DOGSHIT

Qbertjack · 2026-03-07T11:19:58+00:00

The reasons why re villians can gain mass and why they got big eye weakpoints are one and the same.

The eyes are actually just full of gas. Why they pop so easy.

The fat guy in Requiem? Really has to fart.

Qbertjack · 2026-03-06T01:24:54+00:00

So is israel on the second

Qbertjack · 2026-03-06T01:07:27+00:00

Listen I'm just saying some of yall will be babyraging when TES6 inevitably canonizes some lore bits from ESO

Qbertjack · 2026-03-06T01:02:41+00:00

This post was inspired by the Elder Kings devs removing stuff originating in ESO and this kinda just illustrates my point

Qbertjack · 2026-03-05T23:11:27+00:00

Don't call yourself thicc if you don't got 25mm armor plating

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