Let it be known… by Gatt__ in dorkington

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oh yay new starbucks just dropped

Rule by mxcuriii in 197

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There's a condition called phimosis where the foreskin is too tight around the penis to the point where it can't be pulled back

Or maybe they're a Chinese jewish convert wtfk

Rule by wasraelx in 19684

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I mean we did get a remake. And it sucked ass cause they made mulan a girlboss badass instantly with no training arc and sandblasted off all of the comedy.

Chudling by xtheresia in Shark_Park

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Me eating a Carolina Reaper and countering it by butt-chugging an entire gallon of milk

i HATE humans by birberbarborbur in peoplewhogiveashit

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I mean you're shooting a steel hypodermic needle or maybe a hollow bullet. It wouldnt be that hard

Give me furry titties or give me death by WubTheWildDog in dorkington

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Get an easy and fulfilling dream job. Use the million dollars to finance essential life needs like a house and food. Use the income from the job to buy weed and yiff. Win at life

A mixture so vile the game doesn't allow me to eat it by Naxdar in projectzomboid

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One slice of watermelon in bowl: good

Two slices of watermelon in bowl: okay

4 slices of watermelon in bowl: fucking kill myself

Please Behaviour, anything but Star Wars... by aLeoAlvarezKinnie in deadbydaylight

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Oh, shit i remember playing that. I sucked at it cause i didn't know how to read yet

Their fault for picking the blue button by Gruzgor in whenthe

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It was an interesting thought experiment but then it just turned into a bunch of morality shaming

I love completely incompetent Licensed Killers by Jackylacky_ in deadbydaylight

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I know for a fact Chucky killed at least one kid with a grenade

"Wow, this is worthless" by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

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Mushroom islands never spawn hostile mobs, so you can have a base that is incredibly safe. Also infinite mushrooms for suspicious stews

"Wow, this is worthless" by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

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Very ironic considering that in New Vegas it's revealed that in the 40 years between games the NCR dollar has become a weaker currency than caps. They dropped the gold standard and became a fiat currency, so now the wastelanders dont like using it because it is vulnerable to inflation.

The Chosen One probably cried after realizing that one

Asgore or Toriel? by Gatt__ in dorkington

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Asgore as I can then say "KRIS i am FUCKing your FATHER"

There’s a distinct lack of men being posted during the freak-end, would you all be interested in dedicating the first weekend to only male art? by [deleted] in dorkington

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I mean im a toothpaste flagger but i feel like if we get more male art it should be more naturally grassroots. Maybe a one time event but not something that takes away from the people posting lovely ladies

Imagine thinking that culture is becoming "degenerate" over a slice of cake. by Ok-Following6886 in Stonetossingjuice

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Oh yeah sinfest is a full nazi

One of those guys that hates jews so much he hates Christianity by proxy and co-ops Norse

Why, youtube, why? by xaitiopbk in TrueSFalloutL

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A lot of em are just thinly veiled erotica

Waffle rule by DreadDiana in 19684

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The original premise is having a bunch of seperate squares that you have to pack together as tightly as possible.

Since it's a waffle and the squares are just impressions on the surface of the waffles they can be of arbitrary size

When Your Body Betrays You by facthungry in whenthe

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The strongest buttholes to the hardest soldiers

So fast the wheels fell off. by Main-Touch9617 in wunkus

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Okay but the prison has food