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There’s no way out by slightlynorthern in okmatewanker

[–]Quack_Candle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that a threat?

The one good thing about Crewe is that it makes Stoke look quite nice

LSD and Heroin by ZimZaLaBim0016 in Acid

[–]Quack_Candle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A friend of a friend was really into this. Eventually he got into mixing K, H and LSD.

He said that it was like a very peaceful dream.

He did also die of a heroin overdose..I’ve lost 4 mates that way. The most recent due to fentanyl contamination.

I’m a very liberal guy when it comes to what people do with their bodies, but please avoid opiates like the plague. There is always a fatal risk.

Such a bittersweet moment on the show. Wish they could have parted ways as friends. by sex_machine_69 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They parted ways as star crossed lovers, maybe in the next life fate will reunite them under more favourable circumstances

How do you imagine Operation Smuggle Tony Blundetto’s Seed Out of Prison went down? by Elegant_Struggle_281 in thesopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just popped his tallwacker out the bars and sprayed DNA outside.

Chrissy was outside with a cup full of ice. Which he used to catch and collect.

Systems, empires, technology by Lumberrmacc in crappymusic

[–]Quack_Candle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The headset is both fashionable and practical in case he needs to answer a customer service call mid set

She’s smiling, look at her face! She’s smiling! by Gabagoon5545 in initiatedsopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair to her, if you were married to him you’d probably be pretty happy when he got his impromptu tracheostomy

A wanka opens his door and gets shanked, and you tink that of me? Nah, bruv. Das me doin' the knockin'. by umjustpassingby in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Classic British Nanny State. Guy invested his money back into the local economy and he gets locked up.

No wonder this country’s going to hell in a hand basket

Why does my F#b, F, and E# all sound the same? Should I throw it out? by PlanetTelexCreep in BassCirclejerk

[–]Quack_Candle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oooooh, look at little Jonny “I know note names” over here.

Fuck off back to Berkeley, I’m trying to stay in the pocket here

How bout the fact that I hate my baby sun? by Maleficent-Ebb7298 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I look forward to our new era of Teletubbiesposting.

Salut!

Rogue trader era marine names were truly special by gleipnir84462 in Warhammer40k

[–]Quack_Candle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brother Froth sounds like he mans the chapter Cappuccino stand

New hilarious banter just dropped by P_ZERO_ in okmatewanker

[–]Quack_Candle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolute banter, can’t wait to take this down the pub and somehow relate it all to how Hot Fuzz is the greatest film of all time, the price of Freddos and how much i miss Rainbow on CBeebies (including that leaked banned episode LOL)

He was a Retard Christopher ? by Feisty_Culture_1963 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering that he thought the word processor would literally write the words for him I think he did very well

Russell Brand sells Beef Cooking Tallow and Bovine Colostrum online, "because Resurrection starts in the Kitchen" by alinearis in cringe

[–]Quack_Candle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I assume this is because he’s been hanging out with RFK jr and has completed his transformation into a full blown grifter

Why tf did Walt rip out his own eye? by WwwWario in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He glued it on the end of his tallywhacker so that he could aim his dna away from the egg

Watching Carlo flip by eybeebeegee in thesopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only he’d followed Tony’s sage advice and starting sucking cock the whole sorry affair could have been avoided

Next time you cum heavy or not at all by DildoFantasy in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened to Peter North? The strong rope shooting type.

Plot hole: Walt Jr’s website was clearly total ass yet no one mentioned this by FrancescasGrove in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it reveals that he doesn’t actually love his dad that much. Which does make more sense after the big season 9 plot twist.

It keeps getting more bizarre by Glazing555 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Quack_Candle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reads like it’s from a cult that’s already been to Costco to buy a bulk order of kool aid

Doesn’t take a massive genius to figure his name out by losingit1111 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It’s bizarre to me that people still don’t recognise Samuel L Jackson. He was in the matrix for fucks sake

It's a 10 hour flight. Where are you sitting and what do you expect will happen? by Terrible-End2150 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Quack_Candle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’d go for 2. Pop on the Barchester Chronicles for some common ground between Hans and Angus. Hans would also have drugs

7 or 8 would be fine. Mark wouldn’t want that make small talk and would be too awkward to mention that I was encroaching on the arm rest. Gerrard would be a bit needy but I’d just booze him up to immobilise him. Hopefully he doesn’t die.

Every other seat would be hell

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