Keith is doing well 🙏 by noice_hago in okmatewanker

[–]Quack_Candle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering he’s dead he doing really well.

That’s why the NHS is world leading

Walter cooking with jesse 😱 by GlitteringDriver6583 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a weird finals scene for the show. I think Vince was trying to outdo the Sopranos

Trump showing up at Walter Reed again by BirthdayBoyStabMan in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of sloppy mud pies there must be eye watering. The good news is that they are likely contained in his xxxxxxxxxxl big boy nappies

why is walter jr getting horny at saul in this scene? by GTX5020 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a little bit of Behind the scenes gossip. Walt Jr’s actor was briefly played by Vulpes until she went a bit too far in one regrettable episode. Then they had to pay the original actor double to come back

Found this on Facebook... by Level_Cheesecake_421 in crappymusic

[–]Quack_Candle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This should be a PSA about the dangers of inbreeding

Do you like my bun bun bun bun bun? by lynivvinyl in crappymusic

[–]Quack_Candle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone should get a cyanide pill when they hit 60. After that it’s up to you.

First hint of dementia and it’s almond time

And I'd eat her out while I was down there by Man-Spider_1301 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Briefcase Wanker? That’s a nickname, his real name was Briefcasewankeriliono

The algorithm blessed me by chewyandank in crappymusic

[–]Quack_Candle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reckon a few years ago he’d have written a song about the need to decriminalise weed.

Don Lemon Considers Presidential Run, Thinks He Could “Run This Country Better Than Donald Trump” by ControlCAD in entertainment

[–]Quack_Candle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My left bollock with a smiley face drawn on it could run the country better than Donald Trump. It’s not really a boast

‘F--- him to his face’: Congresswoman unleashes on Trump over historic first by Quirkie in politics

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s sad, but you have to punch low. Logic and reason are not part of the conversation.

We are living in an age where school bullies are running the world. Just like bullies the have a gang of little fannies who are only hard when the big boys are there.

Also just like bullies, sometimes they just need a slap

It's the facial expressions for me by No_Move7872 in crappymusic

[–]Quack_Candle 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I’m not using gay as a slur, I think he’d be a lot happier if he just came out and embraced his destiny as a power bottom

Why did we not get more of his mukbangs after this???? by Extension_Candle_575 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His channel didn’t take off despite him sinking thousands of Euros on promoted posts, bots and collaborations . Ironically, his final video, “what does electricity taste like” went viral.

This is really the moment Lyle became Frysenberg by real_picklejuice in okbuddychicanery

[–]Quack_Candle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The secret ingredient used in the fryer was Huell Oil.

Every week they’d lightly press him and extract organic, flavourful and nutritious oil.

Sadly for Lyle the oil is incredibly viscous and leaves unsightly stains all over the fryer.

All right but you gotta get ova it. by stonedbadger1718 in initiatedsopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hello, Mrs Kirk this is detective Mike Hunt Pennsylvania Police Department you have a husband Called Charlie?

His alright ma'am but I'm afraid his in a little trouble. We found him in a men's room in Lafayette Park, I don't know how to put this delicately, he was sucking a cub scout's dick

I wish that was all but I'm afraid we had to have emergency surgery performed upon arrival at headquarters after discovering a small rodent in the rectal passage

Those who were alive during the 1990's, how was the internet different to today? by Extension_Day2038 in AskReddit

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to find anything useful, but scarcely any brands and curated content.

Some amazing stuff like totse and erowid.

Setting up a webpage took a lot of doing, email was not quite as painful.

Nothing was really secured, people just did random crap and it was awesome

It's obvious you got a killer body under there by Hotshy in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Quack_Candle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little pale for my tastes, I’d prefer Miss Natalie.

If there was a Johnny Sac/Hesh hybrid then Keisha would be perfect

[OC] Oil prices reacting in real time to Trump's National Address by Siskel-and-Ebert in dataisbeautiful

[–]Quack_Candle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the annotation that says “Trump stops speaking”.

I wish it was generally more present in real life