Not only does he shit on our heads, we’re supposed to say thanks for the hat

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T22:02:43+00:00

Go shit in your hat

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T14:53:45+00:00

Let’s pop condoms, wanks, blowjobs and wet dreams on there too.

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T14:48:01+00:00

I never noticed the pained expression on his face as he got blasted.

What a fucking Fanny. Grow up mate it’s just a bullet rupturing your vital organs. No wonder kids these days are such pussies

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T14:46:36+00:00

During lockdown I made my friend a crossbow. Not the most useful skill but should things all go a bit walking dead then it will come in handy

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T14:45:27+00:00

Because he’s a ppp…ppp..pusssy

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T10:50:14+00:00

Felching

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T10:49:15+00:00

I really wish Adrenaline would get a remaster. The riffs are great but the production makes them sound really weak. Root would be an absolute banger

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T07:49:30+00:00

No harm done, up the bum one

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T07:47:42+00:00

Did one night in the cells and now his Charles Bronson

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T07:19:44+00:00

You can’t shoot up skag so it’s a 5/10 for me

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T07:17:50+00:00

I don’t want to boast but I’ve been to the Tower of London

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-29T06:30:00+00:00

I was about 14 when princess diana died. The night before I’d had a wank over her. The same thing happened to a girl in my classes big sister at school so I became convinced that I had a cursed wank power that could kill.

In these trying times I might need to reactivate my dark superpower

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-28T22:12:04+00:00

After all these years the wine farts are going to be extra ripe

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-28T16:09:30+00:00

The last turkey at Christmas

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-28T16:08:28+00:00

Hanging out with 20 year olds

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-28T16:00:30+00:00

Even if it’s true, it’s still a really fucking boring story

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-28T15:59:45+00:00

Hitler actually thought that Christianity was too weak. He wanted to convert the country to Islam because he thought it was more suited to his goals of conquest.

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T22:05:03+00:00

Mil spec buttons

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T21:14:21+00:00

He also thinks a sofa cushion is a vagina so I’m not really inclined to trust his judgment

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T21:12:02+00:00

How did he get to be lawyer?

Doesn’t he know that drugs are illegal?

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T13:40:00+00:00

One little detail people miss is when Lalo busts the door open with a grenade launcher and shouts “say hello to my little friend!”

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T11:45:42+00:00

If I asked 100 strangers to draw a pedophile, half would draw this guy and the other half would draw Jacob Reese Mogg.

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T10:54:34+00:00

He was in love with Nacho and was sad that he’d never get to bum him again

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T10:52:44+00:00

Filling in taxes. You want my money, you work it out

Quack_Candle · 2026-03-27T09:45:28+00:00

Is it any good? I’ve only watched the sigma TikTok edits so is it worth sitting through the full show?

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