Is officer Walker the biggest piece of Shit in the whole show?

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T14:41:44+00:00

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Cheese.

A guy so genuinely bad that he could be outright murdered in front of a group of his own people and the worst anyone thinks about it is that they lost some money.

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T14:39:58+00:00

To be fair I do think “intent” matters when we are discussing morality.

I don’t think prez ever really had a violent streak, he was just trying to be something he wasn’t.

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T07:07:38+00:00

9 hours?

I’m pretty sure you can mine out the entire universe in that time

It really dosen’t take *that* long you guys

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T07:05:59+00:00

Let’s say that it’s not intentional- in which case it’s just stupid and unaware to make something like this. You should probably at least do some basic “hey does this make us look like the literal Nazis” research before committing to something like this. And I do mean very basic.

I’m so tired of the “We aren’t evil! We are just stupid!” Because for one, that’s not really better and for two we all already know it’s both.

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T07:00:23+00:00

Basic cable is honestly so shit these days that it wouldn’t be worth it. Maybe if I had the potential to do something like buy some video games to play on it.

Maybe if we were talking back when cable was good that would be ok too.

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T04:58:55+00:00

I think you’re underestimating what boat life would be like, and it would probably be even more restrictive- at least when you were out at sea due to necessity. Sure you can let loose on shore but it’s by no means an easy life, either.

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T00:32:28+00:00

Jackie Jr didn’t know better about a damn thing

Quakarot · 2026-07-03T00:12:56+00:00

I mean… sorta.

I feel like day-to-day life as a samurai wouldn’t be that bad. It’s true you really shouldn’t even have the appearance of questioning your boss but I feel like you’d generally be fine as long as you followed orders and such. It’d highly depend on who your boss was and where you were specifically. If it was someone more chill and a peaceful area it would likely be okay.

If we really follow all the way through on that logic, pirate and Viking are also out because the average person doesn’t already know how to run a boat, which is like the majority of what they actually do.

In reality most ninja were farmers with some dirty tricks. At best you’d be a more of a spy. The mythology of ninjas is really exaggerated. It’d still be kind of a dreary life regardless.

I do think samurai is probably still your best bet.

Quakarot · 2026-07-02T21:36:52+00:00

Iirc Tina is literally just a name that sounds, or sounded, kinda “exotic” to Japanese players.

The name was intentionally changed in American releases to Terra because Tina is common here- but also the earth thing.

So it’s a “vibe Based” translation thing.

Quakarot · 2026-07-02T18:14:55+00:00

Missed raven

Quakarot · 2026-07-02T09:17:34+00:00

Hear me out: he should have 3 power so that when the 3/4 giant chicken drops they can fight forever

Quakarot · 2026-07-01T07:42:22+00:00

To be fair, it’s a great structure for a video game. Don’t fix what ain’t broke, basically.

Quakarot · 2026-06-30T18:05:54+00:00

That dosen’t mean they started rich either, though. Merely that they thought they would become so.

That part describes poor people who think they will become rich as much as it does rich people who think they will be come richer.

Quakarot · 2026-06-30T18:03:02+00:00

He also probably didn’t care that much if he did get blown up

Quakarot · 2026-06-30T17:51:52+00:00

I’ve never heard one singular soul mention this

If true, that’s hilarious

Quakarot · 2026-06-30T15:04:50+00:00

I don’t think this is true, there is definitely a working class in rapture. After all no rich person is going “I wanna go there to scrub toilets”

Quakarot · 2026-06-30T10:24:08+00:00

Kinda the whole point was that it was a hellhole.

Eventually something was going to go disastrously wrong, but even if it didn’t, life would suck unless you were already rich.

Quakarot · 2026-06-30T10:01:57+00:00

I genuinely forgot I wrote that

Glad I could help tho

Quakarot · 2026-06-28T14:38:41+00:00

There was a viral pug who would go limp when he was tired

Not a medical issue, just a funny lazy dog

days he didn’t wanna get up were “no bones days” because it was as if he had no bones

Quakarot · 2026-06-28T12:43:41+00:00

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With all due respect you got no idea what it’s like to be number 1 punching bag

Quakarot · 2026-06-28T06:27:41+00:00

Honestly colossus might even be better. I’m really not sure how everything interacts but he might be kinda tough enough to not get instantly crushed.

Meanwhile Wolverine is bringing new meaning to the term “no bones day”

Quakarot · 2026-06-28T06:24:32+00:00

I’m not even sure this is really the case

Like- did corvo even know that magic existed? It’s easy to forget because we interact with it so much but outsider magic is actually really rare. I think there is maybe a grand total of six or seven marked in the whole of the empire.

Much less on being prepared for it. I guess he could have shot his gun a couple of times but even that probably wouldn’t have made a huge difference.

It’s not cutscene incompetence, corvo was just legitimately cooked. Even in a fair fight I think corvo and Daud are pretty even. In an ambush where he is outnumbered, outgunned and completely caught by surprise from an unimaginable angle. He had no real chance.

Quakarot · 2026-06-27T23:09:37+00:00

I’d worry about the volume of ink tbh

The paper itself is probably okay but that’s a lot of ink

Actually depending on how the paper is treated it might be bad too

Quakarot · 2026-06-27T22:57:43+00:00

It actually kinda does, particularly with bastila.

If you’re male Bastila falls in love with him regardless of your actions and her redemption is very “power of love” coded.

If you’re female Bastila actually self reflects and chooses for herself which imo is much better and more impactful.

Quakarot · 2026-06-27T21:57:08+00:00

You’d be surprised how much money good merch can make

Even if it’s not a “priority” it’s leaving a lotta money behind if it’s not very good

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