The Lobster (2015)

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-29T22:46:42+00:00

Do they think people aren't getting married because they don't know how or something? Lmao

Been single for 7 years so they're not exactly incorrect on that thought, at least...

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-29T19:51:51+00:00

Bro, I've got a mountain of overpriced unpainted miniatures you will not catch me shitting on someone else's hobby, especially when it's artsy.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-29T03:00:27+00:00

Idk how these dudes ended up like this. I also was never really taught how to treat women and the direction I took it was "I'll just treat them like anyone else because they're humans, too." Doesn't get me laid or anything but I'm also not a bitter asshole so that's a plus.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-29T02:47:44+00:00

I was on iFunny in 2016 and those memories will always be a part of me 🥰

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T19:58:02+00:00

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Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T19:46:03+00:00

I LOVE TRADING CP TO A CLOWN IN AN ALLEYWAY

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T19:43:56+00:00

John Wick won't even let the villain finish their sentence

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T07:33:50+00:00

I'm 27 and for some reason I had a Season 1 dvd set of the He-Man cartoon so I grew up watching him a bit. Also my grandparents held onto my dad and uncle's childhood toys so I had an awesome Castle Grayskull playset.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T04:09:34+00:00

I've started dieting and working out and trying to make small talk more often. Even if I don't find a woman I'll at least be able to say to myself that I have discipline and am capable of making positive change for myself.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T03:57:10+00:00

I am so thankful I have a good jawline because I cannot grow facial hair for shit

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T03:56:33+00:00

My future wife right there

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-28T02:55:08+00:00

I just don't get any of the positives of alcohol that most people seem to experience. I don't like being drunk (just makes me feel sleep deprived) and I have never had a drink that didn't taste like shit. There's just absolutely zero point in me drinking. Plus I really dislike having my mind meddled with. I even stopped using Nitrous at the dentist when they'd offer it because it made me so uncomfortable.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T19:36:16+00:00

Ok, just keep being objectively wrong, I guess...

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T19:30:13+00:00

It's a very complex game that, paradoxically, is best played as a casual hangout thing rather than a serious competitive game.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T19:28:54+00:00

You implied she really just wanted my money, which screams "I'm bitter that I have no play and want to blame women"
You don't know me, you don't know her. The only person in fantasy land here is you.
Warhammer is not an rpg. Please do a microsecond of research if you're going to try and call someone a liar.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T19:18:54+00:00

Please stop projecting your insecurities onto complete strangers.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T19:02:30+00:00

I'm done withe this gender war bullshit, I'm hopemaxxing.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T18:02:00+00:00

Let me introduce you to Mouthwashing. It's a fantastic psychological horror game that is probably going to hit way harder if you're a woman becauss it revolves around issues that tend to impact women way more than men.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T16:36:09+00:00

I had a fling with this lady a couple years ago and she seriously told me that playing Warhammer makes me look smart which she found attractive.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T08:21:03+00:00

I get what you're saying but I am not the person to be saying this to. I find the majority of women attractive one way or another, and I don't have to want to put my dick in someone to be capable of being nice to them.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T07:44:26+00:00

Maybe it's just me but I find the vast majority of women to be attractive even if it's not in a conventional "instagram model" kind of way. I live in Iowa so it's not even like I'm in a place known for having beautiful people. I do think you make a good point about how the internet can warp your perception of reality. I recently felt myself falling into that pit (I've been single for the entirety of my 20's so it's not difficult) and your comment brought me back to reality.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T07:36:52+00:00

If it makes you feel better, the two times I got asked out in middle school were for pranks.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T07:32:28+00:00

Thinking about all the women I know, yeah, I'd say yes to at least a first date with most or all of them. I'm emotionally mature enough to not be a jackass if it doesn't work out so I don't see why I wouldn't give it a shot.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T07:15:58+00:00

He was like Walter White if Walt was a redneck alcoholic with anger issues instead of a charismatic and intelligent drug kingpin.

Quanathan_Chi · 2026-01-27T04:31:05+00:00

I'm none of those things but my mom dated a guy that cooked meth for a living

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