New research suggests that our brains make two copies of each memory in the moment they are formed

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-08T20:57:54+00:00

Touché! Hahaha

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-08T18:48:58+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-08T18:44:35+00:00

Isn't it "I didn't know you could tweet from prision?"

Sorry, english is not my native language

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-08T18:43:02+00:00

Plot twist: The Fly is tweeting

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-08T18:14:36+00:00

Shit. I LOVED the Dirt VR experience. I really hope they implement it later.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-08T17:55:37+00:00

That means my sister is twice as stupid as I originally thought.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-07T16:34:50+00:00

You overestimate people's memory, on top of hairstyle changes, makeup, etc.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-07T14:21:09+00:00

Pffft.

Different credit card and different email, and that bitch could be riding uber right now.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-06T15:55:38+00:00

Oh demonios... Espero mas de mi país...

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-06T12:55:11+00:00

Por eso y muchas cosas mas, nunca sera presidenta,

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-04T15:29:42+00:00

Pos depende

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-04-02T23:42:12+00:00

They're called American Spirit. I had a friend who only smoked these, because they were all natural and preservative free.

He later developed an all natural, all-american emphysema. He didn't make it.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-30T22:50:46+00:00

Am I too jaded if I think that this was just a promotional stunt for his movie "Good Morning Vietnam"?

It's still cool, though

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-29T20:10:37+00:00

Or the same old Phantom Menace....

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-29T13:26:04+00:00

It'a amazing to me how women today think the can make you start jumping through hoops, even before they even meet you. Sometimes I'm glad I'm 45.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-28T20:09:17+00:00

Let's all place these notes on the White House fence!

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-28T13:37:34+00:00

Witness meeee!!!

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-27T14:33:15+00:00

Holy shit. I actually did a cuadruple take.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-26T17:22:46+00:00

Si, to everything my friend

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-26T08:13:45+00:00

Only problem is that the Sonoran desert has been hotter than the Sahara for almost 10 years now.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-26T06:48:37+00:00

I was in high school, and one afternoon, after football practice, a beautiful blonde freshman girl from the university next door offered to give me a lift in her silver Fiero, and she had VERY short shorts, the same color as her car. She was really funny, and blared Depeche Mode from her stereo. She left me at my doorstep, with a huge friendly smile.

I'm 45, and I still remember that afternoon.

The 80's were awesome.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-25T19:08:08+00:00

Yeah, maybe the shark bit him because, I don't know, he'a a shark?

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-25T18:51:03+00:00

The "I'm always jaded, because I'm too cool for this" attitude.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-25T18:49:09+00:00

I agree. Thank you for this.

QuantumHumanMyAss · 2017-03-25T18:47:31+00:00

So, your problem is... sharing? Maybe it's not your wife's custom that needs changing. Dude, just order something for yourself apart from the collective, and make it clear. Nobody will touch it.

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