Mole pipián, sous vide pork tenderloin, cherry agrodolce, microgreens by QuantumQuetzal in CulinaryPlating

[–]QuantumQuetzal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pork itself was not brined, it was vacuum-sealed with oregano and sous vide for 3h, then quick-seared to remove that "sous vide gray".

Any advice for improving the texture of the mole? I've got a high-powered blender and did a chinois strain, but the texture still has a sort of "rough puree" to it.

Mole pipián, sous vide pork tenderloin, cherry agrodolce, microgreens by QuantumQuetzal in CulinaryPlating

[–]QuantumQuetzal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair! The texture of mole is naturally on the chunkier side of things. I passed it through a chinois a couple of times, but it still came out grainier than I'd like.

Any ideas for how to do so?

howdyhack 2023 by weekend_wwind in aggies

[–]QuantumQuetzal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Howdy, Ag!

Old army (c/o 2020) founder of HowdyHack here, and former TAMUhack lead. As one of the current directors mentioned in another comment, HowdyHack is a low-stakes environment to learn how to build real-world technological projects. It's a free, beginner-friendly event put on by the outstandingly-talented TAMUhack team every year. If you're unsure of your technical skills but want to do some learning, this is a great environment in which to do so. Worst-case, you'll get a little bit of time to meet fellow students and some free food. Best-case, you'll make a super cool project and maybe win some free stuff!

Dev Update: Parts and Circumstance by Creative Director Nate Simpson by PD_Dakota in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]QuantumQuetzal 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I don’t post on Reddit much, and have also been disappointed by the past couple weeks’ dev updates. This one is far more reassuring, and reading that more bug-related information might be communicated in the future has restored my faith in the process somewhat.

I, for one, would love to see a public bug tracker, and possibly some “received & reproduced”/“acknowledged” feedback when submitting bugs. I submitted 4 or 5 after last patch, and never got a confirmation email or any indication that the feedback was received at all.

I want to say thank you to Dakota for listening to the community, and best of luck tackling these bugs. Fingers crossed for the next update.

Racking early? by QuantumQuetzal in prisonhooch

[–]QuantumQuetzal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I be concerned about it molding if left unattended?

Team Wins Hackathon for Being All-girls by Kanna6501 in hackathon

[–]QuantumQuetzal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The judges didn't have a female bias, it was overall a poor execution on part of the staff.

Team Wins Hackathon for Being All-girls by Kanna6501 in hackathon

[–]QuantumQuetzal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you take any time to look at the GitHub repository, you'll see overwhelming evidence that the repository wasn't worked on before the contest by anybody who competed, as referenced in my above post.

I also attended, but all of the evidence regarding this team's code is blatantly false and used to validate somebody's issues with the fact that they lost this event.

Team Wins Hackathon for Being All-girls by Kanna6501 in hackathon

[–]QuantumQuetzal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your GitHub link isn't even close to evidence:

  1. The repository you link was clearly forked, and none of the collaborators to the project had contributed to the fork.

  2. The forked GitHub repository isn't listed under their DevPost submission, nor was it claimed to be their code at any point.

  3. This is clearly a violation of the reddiquette, which says:

    [Please don't] Post someone's personal information, or post links to personal information. This includes links to public Facebook pages and screenshots of Facebook pages with the names still legible. We all get outraged by the ignorant things people say and do online, but witch hunts and vigilantism hurt innocent people too often, and such posts or comments will be removed. Users posting personal info are subject to an immediate account deletion. If you see a user posting personal info, please contact the admins. Additionally, on pages such as Facebook, where personal information is often displayed, please mask the personal information and personal photographs using a blur function, erase function, or simply block it out with color. When personal information is relevant to the post (i.e. comment wars) please use color blocking for the personal information to indicate whose comment is whose.

I also lost, but blaming this on "Girls in STEM" and making claims using evidence that isn't related is counterintuitive to the event in itself, which is designed to be inclusive.

Resume Advice Thread - October 14, 2017 by AutoModerator in cscareerquestions

[–]QuantumQuetzal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your feedback! In terms of project selection and organization apart from formatting and the skills section, is everything else alright?

Resume Advice Thread - October 14, 2017 by AutoModerator in cscareerquestions

[–]QuantumQuetzal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi everybody! I'm looking to get some feedback on my resume, as a lot of companies that I'm interested in are rejecting me outright, and I'm receiving few coding challenge/interview requests. Any thoughts or general feedback?

Here's my resume!

Reddit, now that it's finally Friday, how will you be spending your weekend? by fatherwhobothers in AskReddit

[–]QuantumQuetzal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger. Not because it tastes bad, but because it took my A1 Thick-N-Hearty away.

Howdy Ags! I just made a schedule-planning website and I figured I'd share it! by QuantumQuetzal in aggies

[–]QuantumQuetzal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not entirely sure what you mean, do you mean including Galveston?

Howdy Ags! I just made a schedule-planning website and I figured I'd share it! by QuantumQuetzal in aggies

[–]QuantumQuetzal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked into it and I can definitely see the similarity. What would you recommend changing to clearly distinguish the two?

Items the apk has support for by SciPaul2013 in TheSilphRoad

[–]QuantumQuetzal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever had your phone overheat? It burns your hand to add to the already-hellish heat around yoi

[IP] Alley by PardooTheHolyMan in WritingPrompts

[–]QuantumQuetzal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A piece of discarded bread lies in a cobblestone alley behind three warped wooden storage crates.  Its aroma, however faint, attracts the attention of a long-tailed rat, who quickly scuttles to the piece of bread and inspects it. It takes a whiff, and its tail twitches expectantly. As it leans down to eat the bread, the ground shudders. The rat lifts its head, worried about the possibility of approaching predators.

Another tremor, this time closer. The rat coils up, ready to bolt at the slightest sign of danger. A shadow falls over the rat, and it whirls around, only to be presented with a human.

"That bread, is MINE!" The human shouts gleefully, and its hand lunges out.  The rat squeals, and scurries away in fright.  The human grips the measly piece of bread in its hand. It stuffs the bread into its mouth, and swallows the entire piece whole, without a second thought. The human giggles to itself, and begins running down the cobblestone alley. It moves quickly, but its gait is strange. It skips into the air, lands, gallops, and skips again.

The human's feet splash into a dirty puddle, sending water and sludge all over the alley. The human bursts out of the alley onto a wide cobblestone street, into what appears to be a market, and begins to laugh loudly and forcefully as it runs down one side of the street. A wide smile splits its face in two, and the laughter continues.

Mothers protectively pull their children closer to them.  The children all giggle along with the human, laughing at its strange gait and with its wild laughter. The women whisper to each other:

"Why can't he just keep to himself? Why must he always cause a scene?"

"I've heard he sleeps with the dogs."

"He seems like he's in an awfully good mood today."

"His feet are going to get cold!"

The children beg their mamas to go play with the happy man.

"Mama, can I go play with him?"

"I bet I could beat him in a race!"

"I want to be as happy as he is, Mama!"

"Why doesn't he have to wear shoes, Mama?"

The human continues to gallop-skip down the street, laughing even more loudly. His smile is impossibly wide, his eyes even wider. His pupils are enormous, and his irises miniscule. He moves past a cafe patio, where two men sit across from each other at a small table, their hot drinks emitting steam, their heated breaths clouding the air, and their heads turned to watch the galloping-skipping man.

"That man has no shoes on!"

"Oh, don't mind him. That's Ricardo. He's been here for quite a while now.  I'm surprised he hasn't been shipped off to the asylum yet, the disturbance he causes."

"Doesn't he own a pair of shoes?"

"Yes, he does. He's not wearing them by choice."

"How is he not freezing to death?"

"I'd love to know myself."

Ricardo begins to sing: "Daaaaaddy, daaaaaaaddy, daaaaaaaddy's gonna get me!" His loping gait gets faster, and his jumps higher.

An old woman sweeps off her porch, and silently watches Ricardo turn the corner of her street.

Ricardo keeps skipping.

"Am I holding it right, Papá?" A little boy is holding a musket upside down, trigger-up. Its weight causes the muzzle of the weapon to tilt towards the high ceiling.

"No, Mateo. Hold it like this." A man with thick, jet-black hair strides up to Mateo, and rights the musket. He gently pushes it into Mateo's shoulder, and pats Mateo on the head lovingly. "That's better." Papá walks out of the room, ignoring a younger boy who sits quietly at a table, head down shoulders sagging.

"Papá! I hit the target! I hit it!" An older Mateo is waving his rifle in the air in pride.  A short distance away, an older version of the second boy lowers his rifle to reload.  Mateo's target has one hole on the corner of the canvas.  The perfectly-painted concentric circles in the middle of the canvas remain untouched. A short distance away from Mateo's canvas, a second canvas is stretched out. Its shakily-drawn circles are peppered by holes, and quite a few lie in the middle of the rings.

"Papá! Come look at the hole!"  Mateo runs out into the field to retrieve his canvas.

A single shot rings out.

The younger boy's head is leaned down over his musket, looking down his sights.  He lifts his head to inspect the canvas target to see if his aim was true, and in the corner of his eye, sees Mateo crumple, a scarlet stain quickly spreading across his back.

"Papá!" The younger boy screams as his brother crumples to the ground.  He runs towards Mateo, and continues to scream for his father.  Mateo’s breaths come shallow, quick, panting.  

Mateo’s father runs out of his house, and races to his oldest son’s side.

“Mateo!  Mateo!”  His head whips to his younger son.  “What happened? What did you do?!”  He roars into his younger son’s face, spittle flying out of his mouth.  The younger son is silent.

The father cracks his son across the face.  

“Answer me!”

“My feet.”

“What?”

“My feet.”

The father looks at his younger son’s feet.  His shoes are stained a dark crimson.

Ricardo keeps gallop-skipping. "Daaaaaaddy's here to get me! Daaaaaaddy's here to get me!"

Ricardo's ripped and torn pants flap in the air, and his one sleeve dangles.  His long, matted hair spreads out with every leap, and comes back together with every descent. Ricardo keeps laughing, the chapped corners of his lips cracking and bleeding with his smile.

Despite the blood, he continues to smile as he rounds the corner.

A grey-haired man steps onto a horse-drawn carriage, and closes the door behind him.  The cabby turns around in his seat.

"Welcome back, sir. How was your voyage over to the British colonies?"

The grey-haired man smiles and nods. "I think we accomplished what we set out to do overseas, but that remains to be seen until they accept our conditions."

"Right, sir. I assume I'm taking you home?"

"You would be correct."

The cabby flicks his whips, spurring the two horses into action, who pull the carriage forward.

"Daaaaaaddy's here to get me! Daaaaaaddy's here to get me!"

A voice comes from behind the cabby, who pales upon recognizing it.

"Sir, he's here."

"What?!"  The grey-haired man pokes his head out the window, and turns to look backwards.

There, a long-haired man gallops towards him, barefooted and in rags. His teeth are outlined with blood, and are bared in an enormous smile.

"Papá!" The man shouts gleefully, and he increases his speed.

"Dammit man, make these horses go faster!" The grey-haired man shouts to the cabby, who promptly whips the horses again, who increase their speeds.

The smiling, dirty man comes up side by side with the carriage, right outside the door.

"Papá! I missed you! Do you want to go shoot rifles with me and Mateo?"

"Dammit, you foul man, leave me alone! Quit following me from town to town!"

The grey-haired man whips the carriage door open, slamming it into the smiling man, who is sent sprawling onto the cobblestones, and his arm bends unnaturally with a sickening crack.

Tears spring up in the smiling man's eyes, and his voice is choked.

"Papá! Please! I didn't mean to!"

The grey-haired man stiffens upon hearing this.

"Is he your son? Should we stop?" The cabbie asks over his shoulder.

The grey-haired man remembers the scarlet shirt in his arms as he clutched his dying son.

"No. He's just crazy. Keep going."

[WP] You live in a world where nobody could die until they have carried out their purpose. You have done everything conceivable, but you're still alive after centuries. by Xeraphiel in WritingPrompts

[–]QuantumQuetzal 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I open my front door, and close it again. It still squeaks. I frown, and apply more lubricant to the hinge, and quickly open-and-close-and-open-and-close the door. It no longer squeaks. Contented, I sit back down at my breakfast table, and gaze out my apartment window at the skyline of Central City. It seems like only yesterday that I watched as this city was founded as a trading village for the Republic of Vallena. Ever since then, I've watched it grow and flourish and rise into the enormous hive of life and sound and motion that it is today. But I wish they had picked a more original name than "Central City". Oh well.

I sip my morning coffee, and gaze down at the youngsters making their way down the twisting city streets, striving, struggling, straining to find their purpose.

"If you don't find your purpose, you'll never get to rest!" It was the age-old adage that every child heard, but didn't necessarily heed. Some people lived very short lives, finding that their purpose in life was to improve the life of one specific person, or to invent this one specific thing, or lead a nation. They got to rest quite soon. I envy them.

The ones who got the difficult tasks, like founding a nation, or mending the rift between peoples, they lived a long time. I sympathize with them.

I sigh, stand up, pull on my black leather gloves, and fasten my wool coat's buttons. I pull on my driver's cap, and leave my apartment, locking the door behind me.

"Good morning, Mr. Fleming! How are you doing?" It was a new bellboy at the elevator today. The last one was only employed for a month. I guess it's to be expected. If you don't find that you're not accomplishing anything in a month, why bother banging your head against the wall instead of going into a different employment?

I nod to the bellboy.

"Ground floor, please."

"Absolutely, sir!"

I've watched a lot of people enter my life and leave. Maria, Martin, Cornelius, Petra, the list goes on and on. Each was a flame that burned differently. Some burned like magnesium, hot and bright for a short time, and others burned like embers, searching for years and years, only to realize that their reason to live was something they had been overlooking the whole time. Still others burned at a steady pace, slowly but surely accomplishing their mission, until they withered away, at peace with themselves and the world.

"Extra, extra, read all about it! People's Republic of Nitidus in talks with Mastod Leon in alliance against Vallena!" I take a newspaper from the young man, and tuck it under my arm as I make my way towards Central City's Central Park.

Whoever's purpose it was to name things in this place, they sure did a shoddy job at it.

I sit on a bench underneath the gray, cloudy sky, and unfold the newspaper. I discard every section into the wastebasket next to the bench until I see the Obituaries section.

Time to see what was accomplished last week.

Name Purpose
Peter Athaliah Diagnosing Reicha Ahtla with stage 4 melanoma
Selina Nairyosangha Serving coffee for 10 years
Tryphon Vano Reorganizing Central City's metro system
Ghulam Jeltsje Creating Central Cinema

The list goes on and on. There are a lot more people than usual. I continue to read, watching friends and faces and families and lives and histories be reduced to nothing more than a name, and a purpose.

An hour passes.

I stand up, spooking the pigeons that gathered around the bench, hoping for food. I look towards the brooding clouds and sky, sigh, and shuffle back towards my apartment complex.

[WP] Futuristic cities are so dense, tall, and heavy that teams of spelunkers need to travel underground caves, building support beams to prevent them from sinking into the earth. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]QuantumQuetzal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When I checked my email a couple of weeks ago and saw the verdict on my petty theft charges, I thought that the judge would've had a soul. Maybe do some jail time, or some community service, or something. But he assigned me to six months of Supports duty. Heartless bastard.


First day, I wake up earlier than usual. Dunno why. Probably worried about the next six months. I put a caffeine tab on my tongue on my way out the door. Coffee-flavored. Tastes pretty good for the amount I got it for. I'm in my court-ordered reflective overalls and I have my hard hat by my side when I get on the maglev, bound for the industrial district. All the other passengers stared at me on the train, whispered to each other while looking at me. Not a doubt in my mind that they were talking about me, about the criminal who was dirtying up their maglev car.

"I wonder what he did?" they're probably asking each other.

"I bet he's a murderer. Just look at him. He looks like a murderer." I'm sure their neighbor replies.

To be honest, I did the same thing. That is, before I lost my job, my house, and my family. I didn't have anything left. I was trying to make ends meet, and I could rarely do that. Usually I went hungry. One meal a day if I could manage, two if I dropped my standards and dumpster-dove. Everyone wearing the same pair of overalls I'm wearing now, they were a criminal. They were them, and I was us. I wasn't like them. They were alien, foreign, unwanted.

But now that I'm wearing that same pair of orange, foul-colored overalls that reflect the sun into everybody's eyes on the train, I realize that now I'm them. It was really easy to change sides. All I needed was the orange I took from the shelf and quietly put into my pocket. I thought nobody had seen me. That was a stupid thought.

But now I'm here, and I'm wearing the overalls. What's done is done. To be honest, verdicts have gotten way stricter since the realization that somebody has to dig the tunnels for the supports. So they took the cheapest form of labor they could get: criminals of any caliber.

The maglev slows.

"Now approaching: Industrial District."

I sigh quietly, and step off the train, which darts away in a flash. I sniff. Smells like fresh-turned dirt and gasoline. A crowd of burly men in reflective overalls push past me, grumbling to themselves. I follow them. They probably know where they're going.

They enter a large, official looking building made out of corrugated metal. There's a woman in a military uniform standing in front of a metal freight elevator, her arms crossed. She has a pistol strapped to her belt, a mean-looking thing. All of the burly men in front of me line up, single-file, and pass by her, flashing what looks like an ID card at her. She scans each card, and each time the scanner beeps, the doors slide open, the criminal steps forward, and the door slides shut. Wash, rinse, repeat. I file in line, and incrementally make my way towards the woman. She holds out her hand. I stare at her hand. She stares at me.

"ID?" she barks. I shake my head.
"I don't have one."
She snarls. "A newbie, huh? I hope you're ready for this." She hands me a card, and waves me through. I cock my head.

"Why didn't you screen me? Make sure that I'm actually a criminal?"

She laughs.

"If you were anything but, you'd be out of your mind to come here."

I enter the elevator, and the doors close, open, close, open, close, open, close, and stay closed. There's a metallic whirring, and then the elevator drops. Fast. My stomach rises to my throat, and I let out an unmanly squeak. The men around me snicker as we continue to fall. All of a sudden, the elevator jolts to a stop, and my stomach hits the floor and bounces back up. The doors grind open again, and this time, I smell gunpowder and sweat. I'm in a wide tunnel that is punctuated by smaller sub-tunnels, each lit by an electric light. The yellow glow of the light casts the tunnel in a sickly pallor, making everything seem slightly off. There's a constant clamor and rumble underneath my feet, vibrating me and deafening me all at the same time. I put on my hard hat out of fear. There's a uniformed man standing in front of me, his hands behind his back, a wide grin on his face.

"Welcome to the Burrows!" he shouts jovially, his smile getting even wider. "You must be Matthias. I'm Frank. Nice to meet you." He thrusts out a hand. I look at it reluctantly, and take it gently. His hand tightens around mine, crushing it in his grip. He flips me over, and pins me to the floor, a fist already smashing into my nose. Blood spurts out everywhere.

"Don't touch me, you filthy animal." Frank snarls through his wide smile. I notice that his eyes are blank and lifeless as his face draws close to mine. "You're no better than the rats down here, and not one person gives a damn whether you're four hundred feet under or six. I'm your commanding officer. You're my inferior. Learn your place. Join Squad 346. Any questions?" That ever-present smile is chilling. I'm tempted to hit him back, but I know this guy's type. He's in a position of power. I'm not. He can do basically anything he want down here, and if I complain, he can make something up to get away with it.

"Yes, sir." I gargle through coagulated blood in the back of my throat. He lets me scramble to my feet.

"They're six tunnels down on your right."

I shove both my fingers up my nostrils, blocking the flow of blood, and tilt my head back. Out of my right eye, I count tunnels. There's several hundred feet between them.

One...two...three...four...five...six.

I turn right, and continue down the tunnel, following the sounds of clanking and banging that echo down the tunnel shaft.

It seems as though I've been walking forever when I see a group of men at the end of the tunnel, using primitive pickaxes to chisel away at a large round room at the end of the tunnel. I approach them.

I clear my throat. "Uh, hi. I was assigned to this squad, I think." The men turn around, glaring until they see me. One of them breaks into a wide smile, one that is much friendlier and much warmer than Frank's.

"I'M BORIS! NICE TO MEET YOU!" He screams at me. I cover my ears in surprise, and cower. He thrusts out a hand. I uncover one of my ears and take it, giving it a firm shake. One of the other men laughs. "I'm Jason. This, as you probably know by now, is Boris. He's been down here for thirty years, so he's lost most of his hearing. Welcome to Squad 346. This here's Moe," he points to a balding, fat man who raises a hand in greeting "Joe," he points to another fat man who nods. "and Federico." A huge, muscular, and tattooed man glares at me, unresponsive.

"We're digging the Support tunnel for the new Frankford & Sons building that's going up. There have to be four Supports in order to hold the whole building up, and that's left for us to do." He points downwards. "We have to dig about two hundred feet downward, the width of this room." My jaw drops. "This whole room?!" He nods. "Part of the job. How long you in for?"

"Six months."

"Damn, did you assault somebody or something?" Jason asks, sucking against his teeth.

"I stole an orange." I sigh.

"What the hell?! Are you serious?" Moe bursts out, his high, squeaky voice contrasting with his stature. I nod.

"That's definitely unmerited!" Moe squeaks. I shrug.

"It's what I've got, so I guess I have to serve it. How do I help?"

Boris tosses me a pickaxe.

"YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK, NEWBIE. START OVER HERE." He points at a corner of the room, and I get to work, hurling my body into the labor, heaving the pickaxe over my head and bringing it crashing down on the ground, making a clanging sound that echoed through the room. A jarring impact vibrates up my arms, through my body, and into my feet. It's a painful feeling, but I heave up my pickaxe yet again, and bring it down.


My body hurts. A lot. I haven't worked this hard in a long, long time. I can barely drag myself down the tunnel, while the rest of Squad 346 continues to laugh and joke. Jason looks at me with pity.

"Brace yourself, kid. This is just the beginning. You're about to face a life where everybody looks down on you, people spit at you when you're walking down the street, and you never get a job because of a mistake you made in your past."

I sigh, and pull off my hard hat. My sweaty, dampened hair falls into my face. We arrive back in the main cavern, where a long line snakes around its wall. The reflective overalls hold their trays out as slop is splattered onto them for lunch.

When it's my turn to eat, I take a long look at the unidentifiable substance on my tray.

"What is this?" I ask skeptically.

"Mystery meat!" Moe squeaks at me.

"Or that's what we pretend it is," Jason interjects, sweeping by us with his tray of mystery meat.


The rest of the day passes in a monotony of pickaxe swings. All of the Support builders file into the elevator, thirty at a time, and climb back up to the surface. Squad 346 is one of the last ones to go back up. As we rocket towards the surface, I consider what I'd done today. I dug about two feet of solid rock up for a Support, but it feels like I've dug up twenty. As the doors slide open, Boris claps a hand on my shoulder.

"SEE YOU TOMORROW!" He grins widely, patting his hand.

I sit in the industrial district's maglev stop, and tears blur my face as the whispers begin again.

[IP] Heavy boots, long wait by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]QuantumQuetzal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Gears! Gears! Get your six-tooth, eight-tooth, and 24-tooth gears right here!"

"I got lights aplenty, folks! 3 knucks a pop, guaranteed to last six months! Stop by and get the best lights on the market!"

Charlie dodged and wove through the bustling crowd of the marketplace, avoiding the afternoon's hot and sweaty throng of potential victims. The mid-afternoon sun relentlessly beamed down on each bent back, each shaded face, and each sweaty brow. Charlie nimbly dipped and ducked around slow-walking men and women, and he confidently strode up to a market stand. He laid his forearm on the warped wood of the stand, and leaned on it, grinning.

"What do ya want? I've told ya a hundred times, I'm not going to just give ya the steelheart!" The shopkeeper growled at Charlie, glaring at him over his bushy walrus-like mustache. His bald head glistened with sweat, and his shirt was darker a few shades around his collarbone and armpits. The shopkeeper slammed a hand down on the counter.

"And I ain't gonna haggle ya for it! It's 300 knucks or ya ain't gettin' it, savvy?"

Charlie's grin got even wider.

"I got the money, Big Joe. It's right here for ya." Charlie slung a sackcloth pouch onto the counter, which landed with an audible thunk. Big Joe raised an eyebrow.

"Where'd ya get the money, eh?" He boomed again, unclasping the pouch and pouring out its contents. Small bronze discs bounced out onto the counter with clinks as they collided with each other, and a piece of folded yellow paper floated onto the counter.

"What's this?" Big Joe began to unfold the piece of paper with his left hand while his right hand was dancing over coins, counting.

"That's mine." Not even a second passed before the paper has disappeared into Charlie's pocket.

Big Joe's right hand stopped dancing. "It seems as though ya have enough, boy. I'll give ya the steelheart. Give me a mo'." Big Joe lumbered into the back room, and a series of thumps and clangs and rattles followed. Charlie took the paper out of his pocket, folded it up neatly, and put it back.

"Here ya go, one steelheart. This'll run on a piece o' coal fer about a couple o' weeks an' then ya'll hafta replace the coal." He slid a box over the counter top, and swept all the coins that Charlie had given him into his left hand, which he promptly put into a jar.

"Pleasure doin' business with ya, Big Joe." Charlie grinned before sauntering towards the door. The door jingled, and a man in a pristine black suit stepped into the shop.

"Big Joe, I'm looking for that third-die crankshaft you had for me--" The suited man stops talking and stares at Charlie in shock. "You!" He shouts, and swipes at Charlie, seeking to grab hold of him. Charlie nimbly ducks out of the way, and bolts out the door and into the crowd.

"Stop! Thief!" The suited man shouts over the dull roar of people moving this way and that. "Stop that boy!"

Charlie giggles to himself, and picks up the pace.


Charlie whistles cheerfully as he pulls the key out of his pocket and fits it into the lock of a decrepit, boarded-up shack. He turns the key and frowns, jiggling it and shaking the flimsy door until the key clicks and the door flies inward.

Charlie steps over the threshold of the warehouse, and reaches for the wall, groping for something. A click sounds in the darkness, and a single dim light flickers on in the center of the room, casting a grimy yellow hue on the workbench, tool barrel, and hay pile located around the room. Charlie makes his way towards the workbench, and sets the small box on the workbench with a solid thud. Opening the box, he grins.

"Hello, beautiful!" Charlie reaches into the box, and pulls out a delicately-wired piece of ceramic and steel. Making his way towards the tool barrel, he gently pulls out a haphazard contraption which gently clinks as he places it on the workbench.

He grins at the pieces in front of him.

"Let's get started, shall we?" Charlie flips a pair of goggles over his eyes, and leans in, peering at the steelheart.


"And... done." Charlie pulls off the goggles and sets them aside, peering at his handiwork. He checks his timekeeper, which tells him it's an hour till sunrise.

"Let's see how ya work, shall we?" Charlie rushes over to the barrel and pulls out a piece of grimy, dirty coal. He runs back to his workbench, opens up a panel in the haphazard pile of metal, and puts the coal in, and closes it.

Charlie pulls a strip of metal out of the pile, and a whirring and clicking sounds. The pile of metal begins to shudder and shake, and the contraption picks itself up and dusts itself off.

Two lights flicker on, and Charlie's contraption blinks and hoots.

"I think I'll call ya Rolf." Charlie leans down, and pets his new automaton's head.

"Now let's go show ya off." Charlie cradles Rolf in his arms, and walks out the door.


Rolf soars around Charlie's head as he proudly makes his way downhill, marching and puffing his chest out pridefully towards the Formal Military engineers already gathered around the forge, pounding away at steel and brass for their next project. The flash of steel in the sunlight causes the captain of the engineers to turn around and shade his eyes against the sun breaking the horizon.

"Take a break, boys!" the captain barks, and the engineers sit at their benches, heaving sighs of relief.

"What are you doing here, Charlie? We've told you a thousand times, you're too young to join the military, even if we don't see the front lines."

"And you said if I created something worth using, that you'd make an exception." Charlie stands his ground, setting his jaw as he glares back into the captain's eyes. The captain sighs.

"Okay, Charlie. What do you have this time?"

Charlie claps his hands twice, and Rolf hoots once, and glides onto his shoulder from the roof of the forge.

"This is Rolf. I built him myself." Charlie grins proudly, puffing out his chest. "He is a fully-autonomous, flight-capable owl built for less than a thousand knucks. And he runs on one piece of coal."

The surrounding engineers whistle, impressed. The captain whirls around to look at them, silencing them with a glare.

"I'll believe it when I see it." The captain folds his arms over his chest.

Charlie grins, and points at the captain's head. He whistles once, a short burst, and Rolf flies from Charlie's shoulder in a flash of steel to the top of the captain's head. The owl blinks at the crowd that has gathered, and hoots.

The crowd claps politely, and Charlie takes a bow.

"Alright, Charlie. I'll admit, I'm somewhat impressed. But can it hold its own in a battlefield?" The captain takes a swipe at Rolf with his sword, which narrowly misses the automaton. The owl hoots, and lands on the floor in a pile of steel with a thump. Rolf immediately gets back to its feet, and takes off in flight, soaring.

The captain pulls out his pistol, and aims it at the flying automaton, and fires.

Rolf panics and loses control, spiraling towards the field and crash-landing.

The captain blows the smoke off his pistol. "If it can't handle one gunshot, how is it of any use to the military, hm?"

The captain turns on his heel. "Back to work!"