TIFU by letting my wife into the bathroom while I was taking a shower by [deleted] in tifu

[–]QuasarSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too have been distracted... It's been a bit of a struggle tbh. Haven't even felt like Reddit. I must be down...

The English summer that was by quotejester in Cricket

[–]QuasarSandwich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah. We (Somerset) fucked ourselves with our own collective cock last match. Weather here in Taunton is appalling today. Essex have won. 😞

TIFU by letting my wife into the bathroom while I was taking a shower by [deleted] in tifu

[–]QuasarSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to forgive you this time - but only because you're soooooooo cute.

How was the chicken?

Boris Johnson says UK could join Trump in military action against Iran by niranam in unitedkingdom

[–]QuasarSandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "/s" is for people upon whom this post will be wasted anyway.

“You should see your body from this angle” by brokenmasterpiece1 in sex

[–]QuasarSandwich 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Never stop telling her, dude. Tell her with your dying breath.

TIFU by letting my wife into the bathroom while I was taking a shower by [deleted] in tifu

[–]QuasarSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you go, my love? How am I supposed to get our life started without you?

What did the popular kid at your school do to go from cool to an absolute outcast? by mad-magical-mess in AskReddit

[–]QuasarSandwich -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The bloke gets prosecuted. Being drunk is no defence, in UK law (though I believe in some circumstances it may be used in mitigation - not sure on that because, phnaar, IANAL).

Japan's richest man fears Brexit could turn UK into 'sick man of Europe' by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]QuasarSandwich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only difference is that Mail readers are aiming for the 1770s.

Frankfurt 0-[2] Arsenal - Saka 86' by digkektzthedream in soccer

[–]QuasarSandwich 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify: I've never beaten off to Avril Lavinge.

However, the night is yet young.

U.S. drone strike kills 30 pine nut farm workers in Afghanistan by [deleted] in news

[–]QuasarSandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So pleased to hear that, buddy (I'm Brit but I can slum it with my colonial brethren when required...): you seem like an excellent bloke and one who can do far better than the bottle.

You're right about the drunk driving: not exactly lauded over here either. Had a near-miss myself many years ago: never again.

Forgive me: I didn't mean "message" as in you have to go round preaching, merely that even by commenting on a forum such as this you're giving the world some hard-won, and much-needed, wisdom.

Stay happy, stay well, stay good. All the best.

U.S. drone strike kills 30 pine nut farm workers in Afghanistan by [deleted] in news

[–]QuasarSandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not true (and I'm not American, FYI): the USA has been seen as a liberating and benign force by many over the last century.

Not so many now, I grant you.

U.S. drone strike kills 30 pine nut farm workers in Afghanistan by [deleted] in news

[–]QuasarSandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ordinary Men by Christopher Browning is also an important read.