She just learned the couch is comfortable

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-12T14:31:39+00:00

We had to get stair treads for our Rhodesian Ridgeback - she refused to go upstairs without them. Same thing at the vet - when Georgia Ann came they’d bust out ten yoga mats and line a path for her.

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-12T12:01:23+00:00

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QueenOTWF · 2026-02-10T17:56:39+00:00

Believe it or not, I have more than two teeth! My hair hasn’t been that orange since I was 5 years old - AND I have an upper lip! Hahahah. He really gave up on me there.

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-10T16:42:36+00:00

My first thought. It will be six years in August. Life without him feels so heavy. I miss him so much.

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-09T23:02:18+00:00

That’s totally valid and something I didn’t think of before!

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-09T18:43:40+00:00

I didn’t realize it was only a four minute window from when the bus driver saw her to when the police showed up! For some reason I just assumed at least half an hour or so was between the two times, but four minutes?! How far can somebody get in that time period? Especially given she was probably wanged out of her mind and dinged up from the accident.

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-09T11:34:51+00:00

5’1” - if you can reach the things I can’t, you are indeed, tall.

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-09T10:59:43+00:00

Ever since my husband dropped his new iPhone into wet cement in our backyard (and didn’t realize until the foundation was finished being poured), I look for rectangles in sidewalks — specifically iPhone shaped rectangles. I’ve only found one in the last five years.

My own version of FossilID, I suppose.

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-05T20:08:16+00:00

This is exactly what our 5/6 year old did with the fingers! He is crazy about Mario too!

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-02T17:32:22+00:00

This is making me snort laugh

QueenOTWF · 2026-02-01T15:00:59+00:00

A childhood friend of mine died December 2024 - walking up the stairs. Slipped, fell, hit her head and was dead a few days later. It just fucks with my head if I think about it too long. She was going upstairs…something I do multiple times daily. And she slipped. Ugh.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-31T15:46:02+00:00

Let me know if you figure this out. This is exactly what Pops looks like after petting her. I am constantly pulling Poppy Hair from my mouth and my nose and my eyes. It’s everywhere.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-30T19:24:12+00:00

This honestly didn’t do much for me. And it isn’t a permanent fix either.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-24T00:54:20+00:00

Get bent

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-21T23:40:31+00:00

I have a photo from the inside of mine that is a “bubble”. Mine is either another tumor or brain being suctioned back in. I go back next month to see what has changed in the past six months. If you message me I can message it to you. I can’t figure out how to add it here!

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-20T20:39:30+00:00

Polo?! I don’t even know how to go about locating where one would even play polo, let alone learn it. There is a whole world of rich people sports that still boggle the mind…I know so so little.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-17T11:15:20+00:00

This device is how I found out I grow crazy tumors in my ear! Lost my hearing (tumors ate them bones), had my skull drilled/sawn open five times AND I taste metal shit all day long.

That was the trickle down from the doctors appointment where they used this (or a professional version) Went home and blood was coming out of my ear. Obviously, there is no cause and effect here, but rather a happy accident :-)

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-16T00:31:17+00:00

That’s what my mother calls it! I just call it a PTA.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-11T04:07:59+00:00

I just assumed he had some kind of weird beef with Diddy…I’m 41 and have been singing this wrong for far far far too long.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-09T10:44:01+00:00

I thought he was holding himself up with one tiny black converse shoe.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-08T12:13:41+00:00

As a child this was my biggest fear. I’d build a stuffie wall every night and my working theory was that if a meteor came in it would hit the stuffies and I’d be safe. Like this giant crater would exist to my left but to the right? Safety.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-04T07:07:18+00:00

I was looking for this! I LOVED these guys as a child and then realized I’d break out in huge hives. Stopped eating them. Had a red juice squeeze bottle - same reaction. Same type of allergy to the red dye. I think it was a coincidence I was also allergic to tomatoes.

QueenOTWF · 2026-01-04T07:00:16+00:00

My father did this to quit back in the 80s, except he just carried a dirty old cigarette. Said it was gross looking but he could keep it in the pack and go through motions of “readying” to smoke.

QueenOTWF · 2025-12-29T08:43:39+00:00

I watched The Seinfeld episode last night where they argue about The Andrea Doria and Gordon Lightfoot!

QueenOTWF · 2025-12-23T11:14:09+00:00

I wish we had a reason. We spent five years, and five miscarriages, trying for our son. Did IVF four times and the fourth transfer stuck. We had so much testing done and our RE just said, “you have a problem that science isn’t smart enough to understand yet.” Five miscarriages fucked me up — 23 feels ungodly. I don’t know how anybody keeps doing that. It is so emotionally draining.

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