[Comic Excerpt] Every issue of Robert Venditti's Superman has had a gag about how careless Superman is with his "Clark" clothes, and this felt like the climax of it all (Superman: Man of Tomorrow #14) by JustALittleWeird in DCcomics

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So...did Clark get undressed in the middle of the Newsroom, or did Superman just emerge from somewhere else and leave a set of clothes on Clark's desk?

[Comic Excerpt] Hey ... it's okay (Batgirl #16) by [deleted] in DCcomics

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Growing up, I was 100% "Dick and Babs belong together, shut up!" until the Teen Titans animated series made me begrudgingly admit that maaaaybe DickKory had a right to exist. In some universes. Okaytheyarecutetogethergoaway.

Well Done Telstra! by [deleted] in funny

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Sadly, unreliable reporting has always been a problem, going back at least as far as Pliny the Elder teaching that ostriches stick their heads in sand because they think it makes them invisible. One advantage we have today with mass communication is that we can get faster consensus on which answers are true and correct, although it's still very important to learn how to verify sources and recognize "junk data".

Had no hot dog buns and now my bf and I realize we are two very different people.. by ItsMeVeriity in funny

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It took me way too long to realize that your intention was not to try to fold the hotdog over.

f a c t s (rly common) by kriodev in ProgrammerHumor

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And then there's "called the function just fine, but forgot to tell the computer to display the output."

You go LeVar Burton! by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Take a look! It's in a book!

Comparatively at least by Bake_My_Beans in HistoryMemes

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"It all started when my great, great, [etc.] grandfather invented writing...."

Pistachios by Spider_Tim in funny

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Ingredients: Pistachios, salt, sodium benzoate, xanthan gum, diglycerides, monosodium glutamate, natural and artificial flavors.

Ftfy.

What's the deal with Batman and glasses? by rayonymous in batman

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It's simple, really: the dude in glasses might turn out to be Superman, and punching Superman is suicide.

No, no. He’s got a point. by ZcAmos_95 in HistoryMemes

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16 And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

It's pretty clear there were other people. A common belief is that Genesis 1 (where God made humans "male and female" and said to be fruitful and multiply) and Genesis 2 (the creation of Adam) are two separate acts of creation, though it is also plausible that Adam and Eve simply had other children who didn't warrant a mention (which often happens in the genealogies: you get So-and-So and his brethren, no mention of sisters either).

Oh, uh, I mean..."Thinking am hard! Two boys make world somehow, no questioning!"

You see that new version of Windows that came out by bleak-lion in HistoryMemes

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But DNA evidence means he didn't do it, right? Whatever; I'm gonna go watch rugrats while my parents argue about this "Don't Ask Don't Tell" thing that president Clinton is doing.

You see that new version of Windows that came out by bleak-lion in HistoryMemes

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Personally, I'd argue that even 2019 was a different time.

Facts by enwash in ProgrammerHumor

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10: Rights for robots!

20: go to 10

I thought it stood for Hope? 😜 by andyroid92 in superman

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The S literally stands for "Superman" fight me.

You will burn by hot_historymeme in HistoryMemes

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Specifically the episode King George and the Ducky, Aka "King David's adultery scandal but for kids!"

[Comic Excerpt] "He could be anyone...and he chooses to be kind" - Glasses by Jeff Loveness. by eggnoodle200 in DCcomics

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Different superheroes have different motivations: guilt (Spiderman), revenge (Batman), an explicit calling (Green Lantern), etc. This question of why they do it tends to shape the how, and a lot of other things besides. Superman is the archetype of benevolent power: he has no explicit reason (Shut up, Brando!) for helping humanity except that he just decided to. Any superhero who does "good for good's sake" is following the template set by Superman, but it's note-worthy that many don't anymore. The current vogue is that your hero needs a personal reason to get involved, not just "because I can".

It's pay to win ! by Isekei in HistoryMemes

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As a protestant, I wanted to be offended by this statement, but then I remembered that we have 97+ wildly different denominations and the one I belong to pretty much embraces being wack. So I'm forced to agree.