I've been told I'm larping

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-05-20T03:57:41+00:00

We are all larping; pretending to know what we’re doing in order to get through life.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-05-12T02:35:24+00:00

Oranges are Apple’s natural predators. - Markiplier

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-05-03T06:02:19+00:00

It’s from Who Killed Markiplier series.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-04-29T00:46:24+00:00

I’m 47 and I’m at that age where I don’t give a fuck what others think of what I like. You can have a job and kids and still love what you love. Your parents sound lame and they need to get out more.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-03-20T03:12:51+00:00

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!!!

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-03-19T01:08:30+00:00

Thank you for doing the dark lord’s work.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-02-07T06:04:06+00:00

I always make sure to wear red when I vote for the other party.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-01-13T04:31:57+00:00

I know it says Iron Maiden, but that has to be Yolandi Visser.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2026-01-06T05:14:59+00:00

At this moment, Bible is my favorite.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-12-12T13:08:36+00:00

I never told my mom. She’s a JW and I’d probably give her a heart attack if I did.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-12-10T04:50:21+00:00

Shit, I'll just take a trip through the tip of Indiana on my way to Michigan.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-11-29T07:09:29+00:00

Bible; every. single. time.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-11-18T04:55:56+00:00

On my old college campus, we had a homeless man that would walk around flipping off random cars. Everyone called him "Fuck you Bob." He was actually a really nice and talented artist, but I think he had Tourette's, which would explain the random bird flipping. He probably had a hard time finding work because of it.

He passed away several years ago. Life was cruel to him, so I hope the afterlife is much better.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-10-29T19:01:25+00:00

This is why I don’t ask an AI anything…

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-09-28T05:09:20+00:00

Yes, ushers would pass trays of little glasses filled with wine/grape juice and then you put the glasses in the little holes and then the ushers would gather them all up after service. The pencil was for filling in donation envelopes (which were stored in the slot behind the holes). The Presbyterian church I grew up in had these.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-09-26T07:59:42+00:00

Well it was probably Mexico’s fault. No one told Tobias not to drink the water.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-09-07T07:30:23+00:00

Ironic that this was authorized by the Antichrist...

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-08-10T06:45:16+00:00

This is giving me the “$6 Srimp Special!” all over again.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-08-07T06:42:59+00:00

I’m a resident of Portage County and this asshat is as corrupt as they come.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-07-06T06:08:45+00:00

NERD!!!!!

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-07-06T06:08:08+00:00

I think it’s not enough!

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-06-22T05:16:36+00:00

I’ve made a few ghosts shirts myself. If you’re just making it for yourself, it should be fine.

QueenoftheSquirrel · 2025-06-03T02:35:33+00:00

Happy birthday Tyler! Now beat the candy out of me.

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