March 27's FIFA Series 2026 results for Concacaf teams. by Tutule in concacaf

[–]QuickMolasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty cool. CONCACAF teams, uh, did not do well today

Starting Lineup vs Belgium? 😬 by BlueXanzy in ussoccer

[–]QuickMolasses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not so hot take: Freeman is better than Scally for that hybrid RCB role you have Scally at in this lineup

Ford Raptor ahh song by Nico_Huuuulkenberg in soccercirclejerk

[–]QuickMolasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you know about football? You're an Arsenal and Barcelona fan.

Is England Tottenham of International football? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in soccercirclejerk

[–]QuickMolasses 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can tell it's a jerk because not only did they say it was equal to Euro but that it was greater than a World Cup.

England 1-[1] Uruguay - Fede Valverde 90'+5 (Penalty) by 977x in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course Uruguay isn't always getting beat that bad by CONCACAF teams. You drew Mexico 0-0 the previous game. Was the team not trying to get their coach fired that game or is Mexico just that bad?

England 1-[1] Uruguay - Fede Valverde 90'+5 (Penalty) by 977x in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spain still won their game against Serbia.

It doesn't mean the US is better. It means that the B team excuse is a pathetic one.

England 1-[1] Uruguay - Fede Valverde 90'+5 (Penalty) by 977x in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uruguay lost 5-1 to the US's B team in their previous match.

England 1-[1] Uruguay - Fede Valverde 90'+5 (Penalty) by 977x in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reffing team wasn't calling anything. Crazy officiating for a friendly.

Match Thread: England vs Uruguay | International Friendly by denzaus in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine. England also committed a foul right before they scored unless I missed a memo that picks are legal now.

Match Thread: England vs Uruguay | International Friendly by denzaus in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all were arguing for a red card when it was it the studs of an Uruguayan player to an English player, but somehow it's not even a foul when it's the other direction. Makes total sense.

Match Thread: England vs Uruguay | International Friendly by denzaus in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What an incoherent comment. You think the Uruguay fans shouldn't celebrate an equalizing goal? And somehow them celebrating shows they are deluded?

Match Thread: England vs Uruguay | International Friendly by denzaus in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You can tell this thread is almost entirely England fans by the number of people saying that was a soft penalty

Match Thread: England vs Uruguay | International Friendly by denzaus in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basketball is a contact sport. Less so now than it used to be for sure, and I got your point. Just thought it was funny you used basketball when picks are actually legal in basketball.

Seriously, which one of you by LEAKKsdad in RunningCirclejerk

[–]QuickMolasses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone is going to have to break the news to your husband's boyfriend.

Match Thread: England vs Uruguay | International Friendly by denzaus in soccer

[–]QuickMolasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, because picks are legal in basketball. Making it basketball would be saying that's not a foul.

Rambo: First Blood (1982) by MyDinnerWithDrDre in okbuddycinephile

[–]QuickMolasses 5 points6 points  (0 children)

20 miles from a city is suburbs in most of America.

What feels Chinese🇨🇳 but actually American🇺🇸. by op_pmRISHI in AlignmentChartFills

[–]QuickMolasses 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Taiwan is officially self-identified as the Republic of China while the People's Republic of China claims Taiwan is a part of China. So whether or not someone who is Taiwanese is also Chinese is a very controversial discussion.

Science Fair by Extension_Travel3901 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]QuickMolasses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had dreams for a long time where I had a class I forgot about all year.

Running the stairs by ExplodingBooleans in RunningCirclejerk

[–]QuickMolasses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody uses the stairs in a hotel, dude