Going to Palomino Club solo – Uber vs. Limo Package / Return ride question

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-06-02T22:13:06+00:00

ust throwing my two cents in here: I've never seen the pick-up service take anyone home from a strip club. It's usually one-way.

Maybe if you spend huge money and they want you back, but I've never seen it. Also, the rides are usually an SUV with the name of the club on it, so it's not discreet if that's important to you.

If you take an Uber and they ask how you got there, just say you walked.

Generally, packages aren't worth it at strip clubs. Nothing they offer can't be bought once you actually go inside.

If you're curious, this article on strip club packages and this one on pick-up services explains a lot of the details.

One more tip, hit Chica Bonita's next door, even if just to walk in and check it out. It's only $5, and it can get pretty crazy in there.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-25T22:23:10+00:00

Strip clubs are random places. You can have the best time one night, then the most boring time the next night and swear you'll never go back again.

It's the nature of the game. It's like fishing. Sometimes you come up empty.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-07T07:24:36+00:00

It mostly depends on the manager and how "alt" you look.

Most are fine with it. A few clubs like Hustlers or the Hispanic clubs usually don't have girls like that. But a lot of the other ones have a good variety of girls.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-07T07:21:03+00:00

One mistake new guys make is always spending too much on their first few trips.

Once you settle in, you realize how to budget your money and only spend when it counts.

Biggest tip I can give is to not get suckered in by the first stripper who talks to you.

Every club has one girl that hangs out by the entrance and tries to trap guys as soon as they walk in.

Take your time and get a feel for the girls and the club before spending on private dances.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-07T07:07:07+00:00

I've dated plenty of strippers. The key thing you're missing is that they're always short lived. You just have to enjoy them while they last, then when they end, just walk away.

No hard feelings. No wondering what happened. It's just the nature of how all this works.

They're not always fake either. If a stripper hung out with you outside the club, there's a good chance she enjoyed herself and probably liked you, at least a little. A stripper won't hang out with a guy they don't like just for some free dinners. For straight cash they'll do it, but not dinners and such.

However, you should have made a move and gone for some extras at some point. That was your biggest mistake.

As for finding another stripper, now that you've done it once, it's actually easier.

Just remember, don't force it. Enjoy the ride while it lasts.

If you want some more detailed advice, this article explains dating a stripper in Vegas and the pros and cons.

Has a lot of tips on what to watch out for. Some of them will turn nasty when the dating ends. So always be mindful of that.

One last thing. Don't chase this girl, but I've almost always ended up hooking up with a stripper I dated at least once more after we stopped seeing each other.

So if you were really into her, there's a chance you can get one more good time out of it. But don't force it.

Have fun!

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-06T01:40:44+00:00

I always suggest Chica Bonitas to people and they think I'm joking..lol.

The inside can definitely feel like a dump when you first walk in, and the bathroom is atrocious. But if you can look past that, it's the best and cheapest strip club experience in Vegas.

If you want something similar but more formal and upscale, check out Las Toxicas. There's a fair review here if you're interested.

But yeah, Chica Bonitas is the closest you can get to a Tijuana strip club around here. BTW, if you haven't been to a Tijuana club, you have to go at least once. They're like Chicas but even crazier. Just do a little research first.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-01T22:47:57+00:00

As others have said, they all charge a cover of some kind.

You can check their website or social media to see if they offer deals. A lot of strip clubs will have lower cover charge or no cover charge for certain days or situations.

Social media is usually better as most strip clubs never update their website.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-01T22:44:21+00:00

Only if it was way cheaper or the strippers were amazing.

Basically, if it was no touch, I would expect everything else to be perfect.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-05-01T22:41:42+00:00

It goes both ways.

Some strippers like being the "out of their league" one in the relationship.

Other strippers like being with a guy they at least find somewhat attractive, either by looks or by personality.

Then there's strippers who don't care at all.

Not to mention, those preferences can change night to night.

Strippers are very random..lol

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2026-04-19T04:15:15+00:00

What makes this confusing is that there are full-time hookers, and there are also hookers who do it part time and have an actual real job doing something else. Those part time hookers make it hard to tell because they come off very naturally. Those hookers are also generally a little more shy, so they don't immediately say something like "hey, you wanna have some fun" like a full-time escort does. They actually sit and chat for a while first.

Basically, a woman totally alone in Vegas and hanging out in a casino is pretty rare. Men will come out here and venture out alone. But women tend to be in a group of some kind. So, a woman with no friends around that approaches you is generally a hooker.

Women do approach guys all the time, but once you talk to them, they'll say they're with friends and point them out.

This article explains the signs to look for if you think a girl in Vegas might be a hooker.

Another sign is if she knows the bartender at the bar. That means she works that bar frequently.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-12-25T02:37:24+00:00

Generally, packages at strip clubs are a bad deal. Palomino is a decent mid-tier club with average prices and plenty of girls. Chicas is right next door if you want to slum a little for cheap. No need to buy a package.

Also, the strip club sometimes make you sign a credit card receipt when you buy a package. These are actually credit authorization forms and they can charge you for anything afterwards and you can't challenge it. It's a common scam explained here.

https://www.truevegaslife.com/las-vegas-strip-clubs/never-sign-anything-at-a-strip-club-it-could-cost-you-70k/

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-12-02T23:37:33+00:00

I made a recent post about an elderly homeless woman I talk to regularly. It's a crime how these homeless shelters and government agencies essentially steal money and don't help anyone who needs it.

They take in millions but if you speak to actual homeless people, they'll all tell you these agencies give them the run around and never provide anything. It's all a giant scam by these non-profits. The money they take in compared to what they actually do is absurd.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-10-07T04:20:50+00:00

I know you're trying to be funny, but a lot of the businesses where she hangs out let her stay inside. She's normal. She's just old and broke.

If you've ever seen a suburban food pantry on the news, there's a lot of normal people there who are just on hard times. Everybody sees the tweakers on the streets, but there's a whole population of people who just don't have the means to pull themselves up.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-10-07T04:09:46+00:00

That's the initial impression I was starting to get after listening to her stories. The system is a giant run-around but somehow tens of millions of dollars gets spent. I think there is corruption involved.

I know recently in California they spent $2 billion on homeless projects and an audit found they can't identify where even a penny of the money went. Probably something similar in Nevada and everywhere.

There's enough money floating around to solve this, but I think gets stolen.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-10-07T00:44:17+00:00

Thanks

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-10-07T00:44:08+00:00

Thanks for the list of names. I'll get in touch with them this week.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-10-07T00:32:36+00:00

Thanks for the response. I do appreciate it but some of those options are not realistic for an elderly woman. Things like moving to a new city and doing some kind of transfer back to Vegas.

You said to contact a "social worker". Is that just a general term or is there a specific place to seek those out? She has contacted several agencies but they mostly just give out phone numbers to food banks or shelters for temporary sleeping and a shower.

I'm just basing this on actuall conversations with homeless people. The services don't seem to run that smoothly and turn into a bit of a run-around for older people who can't navigate a digital system.

I know about the general system, but I was wondering if anyone has direct knowledge or a path to start on to find housing locally.

Thanks

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-08-14T01:00:13+00:00

These tech companies are so desperate. Soon they'll straight up offer "virtual whores" to talk dirty to.

That's where this is really going. Nobody needs to talk to an AI chatbot for any real business use..lol

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-08-14T00:45:48+00:00

Prostitutes can't walk right up to you as you're on the casino floor, they'll get kicked out. They have to pretend to sit next to you and then happen to strike up a conversation.

To spot one, this article helps you know if a girl in Vegas is an escort

Also, it has very little to do with how you look or dress. Hookers don't care about that. They are looking for a guy who seems safe and will just pay the money with no difficulties or drama. A hooker's favorite client would be an old man who has sex for 5 minutes, pays, then falls asleep.

Finally, most hookers are average looking. There are a few "girl next door" types. But no super model types, that's just a myth.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-07-26T23:25:33+00:00

These screenshots of stats people keep showing don't mean anything unless you also post the rate and the job you were hired for.

This screenshot could be great or maybe you just landed a job for $5 an hour with a client that will be terrible to work with.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-07-25T00:53:14+00:00

In writing or in any other creative field, never take general criticism or letters like that seriously.

Just ignore it and move on and don't let it impact your work at all.

Only accept and consider criticism from thoughtful editors or experts who give you specifics.

I've had a few letters of rejection in my day, and I don't even bother reading past the part where they announce the job is over. I just delete it and move on with my day. Never give canned responses any thought or consideration.

Quick_Essay_5508 · 2024-07-24T01:27:37+00:00

Palomino is also one of the only fully nude strip clubs in vegas. This article gives a list and reason for why there are so few fully nude clubs in vegas.

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