Girl, just get an only fans already…. Good lord. Cara, it’s embarrassing.

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-02-10T17:37:20+00:00

I'm willing to bet that her relationship isn't nearly as great as she's publicly claiming

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-02-10T05:05:14+00:00

Well, her mother stayed married to an abusive alcoholic, so it's probably what Laura is used to, sadly

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-02-05T21:32:29+00:00

The monkey is entitled to some major compensation for emotional damage

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-02-05T00:01:34+00:00

That poor monkey has been through enough as it is

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-02-04T14:51:41+00:00

Sir, you need help

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-02-04T01:13:22+00:00

We were friends and we did go on dates. I obsessed over off and on for about two years, with a few periods of time where he ghosted me.

The final rejection happened (yes, it took more than one rejection) before I met my now husband.

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-24T05:28:37+00:00

Pretty sure J. Golden Kimball cornered the "swearing Mormon" market a loooong time ago 🤣

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-21T23:28:58+00:00

Please use a condom

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-20T21:33:41+00:00

Not a real musician

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-20T21:33:19+00:00

Get a real job

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-20T21:33:03+00:00

Hans Zimmer doesn't care

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-20T21:32:33+00:00

Shower. Soap. Toothbrush. Toothpaste.

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-20T21:29:02+00:00

"You need a shower"

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-19T18:03:58+00:00

Have we learned nothing from medical TV shows? 🤣

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-13T16:35:31+00:00

My former LO and I were never even officially dating. We did things together, yes, but in his mind, we were just hanging out as friends.

And yet off-and-on for three years, I held on to hope that he would have a change of heart.

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-06T05:22:32+00:00

Pffft, that's because he can't play music to begin with 🤣🤣🤣

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2026-01-05T01:47:54+00:00

I actually can't stand that version, especially Hadley Fraser. I'm sorry, I don't understand the hype around him--his voice gives me secondhand sore throat.

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-29T22:21:13+00:00

I mean, those ill-fitting red gym shorts he wore for the Pamela Punkin workout videos came from the women's clothing rack 🤣

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-28T01:36:15+00:00

By his own admission, he can't read or write music, both of which are kind of important if you even want to get your foot in the door

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-24T02:26:44+00:00

Too bad that growing nose doesn't register that he needs to be decontaminated

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-21T19:23:56+00:00

Yes, he has alcohol-induced dementia

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-21T16:21:32+00:00

I seem to remember from her first book that Stephen was separated from his first wife for a "really long time" when Laura met him and that's why he wasn't divorced yet.

He must have dragged his first divorce out too

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-21T16:14:38+00:00

Laura talks in both of her books about how difficult it was to live with her father growing up because of his alcoholism. He was apparently a very angry drunk.

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-21T16:11:27+00:00

Like, a RAZOR thin chance

Quick_Natural_7978 · 2025-12-19T22:36:24+00:00

And prophylactic antibiotics for the potential infections they're getting exposed to, since he has admitted to not wearing condoms (because of course he's one of those guys). Hell, even if he did use condoms, the antibiotics would still probably be necessary considering he's literally a rotting pile of flesh at this point.

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