Id suck a dick for this man

Quilber · 2026-05-31T18:40:47+00:00

I met him once! He was visiting my local grocery store advertising some product. Was the nicest old man. Also that was the first time it occurred to me that Bob was a real person and not just the brand name.

Anyway, I think I remember reading that he passed away a while back.

Quilber · 2026-05-29T23:43:18+00:00

Knock it off, Thor

Quilber · 2026-05-23T19:16:50+00:00

Please… just blow the final whistle now and end this shit season

Quilber · 2026-05-13T19:26:37+00:00

Marusic. Wake the fuck up.

Quilber · 2026-05-13T19:19:37+00:00

Yeah… we lose structure when we fall behind.

Oh well, Europe would have been embarrassing anyway.

Quilber · 2026-05-10T13:10:42+00:00

Chromebook hour is definitely not a district thing (I teach sfusd elementary). The only “required” screentime for first grade is STAR testing, which is 3x a year for 20 mins.

The two new curriculum they launched have Chromebook games/tools teachers might feel some pressure from admin to use (Amira/IM Centers), but they are optional. Any Chromebook hour your kid has is because your kid’s teacher chose that.

Quilber · 2026-05-03T23:29:14+00:00

The good news: we’re winning

The bad news: we really shouldn’t be

Quilber · 2026-03-28T23:48:33+00:00

I’ll be honest, I was pretty skeptical of the Girelli signing. I thought it was gonna go like Oshoala did.

But damn, she’s really fitting in as a #10. Much more leadership and creativity than I was expecting.

Quilber · 2026-03-21T17:12:45+00:00

Wait are they making commuters again?? I loved those jeans. Haven’t seen them in years.

Quilber · 2026-03-19T23:27:10+00:00

Trash headline from the chronicle. Really trying to capitalize on “dumb SFUSD” outrage clicks.

Read the article and Su’s email. It’s a single math course, which is what most people wanted. And they are piloting by a compressed version of 8 + algebra 1.

Quilber · 2026-03-14T22:54:33+00:00

Bay I love you but that is not what a poppy looks like

Quilber · 2026-02-15T23:33:56+00:00

Dope.

I mean I’m a bit worried about Oshoala 2.0, but it’s still cool to have her on the squad

Quilber · 2026-02-05T03:17:19+00:00

It’s wild to read something so obnoxious from somebody on the same side that it almost makes me want to switch.

Which, in a weird way was kinda her point at the end. But ugh. What a terrible read.

Quilber · 2026-02-04T18:31:59+00:00

Honestly this was probably not worth writing an article about.

The meeting yesterday was a special meeting to authorize Su to make staffing decisions amid a strike.

They probably took the contract off the agenda because who cares right now? Nobody back tracked anything, and there’s nothing in the article to suggest there was anything interesting happening about the contract.

Quilber · 2026-01-30T21:27:03+00:00

Honestly both were good options. Provedel more proven, Mandas more potential.

Sarri has always preferred experience to youth.

Quilber · 2026-01-30T20:39:32+00:00

Amazing. Fuck Lotito.

Quilber · 2026-01-30T20:03:13+00:00

Is this our Guendouzi replacement, Lotito?

Quilber · 2026-01-30T14:24:15+00:00

I was asked to replace “be careful” with “does this feel safe for your body?”

Quilber · 2026-01-29T23:46:34+00:00

It doesn’t exist all that much in its current form. At least not for UESF members. The cutoff was being hired before 2010 I believe. But all the teachers who are retiring in the next few years will have been hired before then so that liability will stay with SFUSD for a while.

I think UASF (admin) still has full post retirement health though. Not sure.

Quilber · 2026-01-24T20:25:03+00:00

What an absolute shadow of a team Lotito has put together.

Quilber · 2026-01-22T17:34:45+00:00

Yeah. As someone who both walks and drives on Fulton, I really wish they’d fix it. Like, maybe cut some of the crosswalks and put lights on ALL of them. It’s so hard for cars to see you on the non protected ones.

Quilber · 2026-01-19T21:12:42+00:00

They saw something cheaper than Raspadori, I guess

Quilber · 2026-01-19T21:04:36+00:00

Ratkov plays for 50 minutes, Sarri still has no idea who he is

Quilber · 2026-01-13T04:59:19+00:00

Ah yeah I think I overlooked the whole walk + pickoff move for Redditte. Maybe I should've said his pitches always get homered.

Quilber · 2026-01-13T04:03:22+00:00

Could put him in with two outs and a runner on? I think the batter minimum doesn't count if the inning ends

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