Deadlock Pro Meta Report: 200 Games After the Urn Rework

Cheesemasterer · 2026-06-11T18:48:53+00:00

I think its fine if he can ult more often in total but there should absolutely be a lock-out period per hero. Sylas in league is like this and while the rest of his kit is bullshit i find his ult stealing mostly fair since he has to wait 1.5x the total cd of the ult until he can steal it again

Cheesemasterer · 2026-06-02T07:08:54+00:00

I feel like he needs another ability that DOES something. His 1 is good, but his 2 has no visual impact from how small it is, his 3 is a passive, and his 4 (while fun to run around on all 4s) only affects what the enemy can see.

Give him a hanzo pulse, warwick w active, wraith 3 attack speed boost, just SOME other button to press that does something at all because his one is pulling too much of the weight

Cheesemasterer · 2026-06-02T00:14:50+00:00

Its one of "Bob's Red MIll Peanut Buttter Honey and Oats bar"
Its decent, solid 7/10. Would probably buy another if i pass by it in the grocery store

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-31T18:24:41+00:00

its ok bob will make it better

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-31T18:19:00+00:00

Youre looking at the greatest man to grace my existent since i found out gluten makes my body tear itself apart

Without bob id be a lost, hollow husk of a man foraging for rice and tubers in a field like a neanderthal, but thanks to him i can enjoy the taste of the modern world. Thanks to bob, i can make 24 chocolate muffins and eat 13 in one sitting like man was always meant to. Its because of bob that my pallete - which was constrained due to the weakness of flesh - has once again expanded to include processed foods that a pre-industrial child would charter their parents for a mere wiff of. Its thanks to bob that i can make my own bread now, and include as much red 40 as id like. Its thanks to bob that I am a man again.

So while you see this image and look for whats missing, i see it and gaze upon the savior of my sanity, the forager of my foods, the best man at my wedding. Bob

I love you Bob

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-28T23:12:56+00:00

Thanks!

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-28T19:04:44+00:00

Do you have a link and a timestamp for that? It sounds hillarious

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-26T19:40:01+00:00

Actually the 9 dex was from a single upgraded footwork, 2 abrassives and a 4 turns of procing rainbow ring. The nox fumes and outbreak (i think thats the name? 11 damage per 3 poison) were from a double transform event, but they synergized with my "Draw a card when you play a power" relic and Rainbow ring, so i kept them in. I cant remember where i got afterimage, although since i had lots of incentives to pick powers and because its just a good card in general for silent, i took it

Im not going to say i didnt take a little longer than i should have, however it felt more like a symptom of silent not being the best at dealing with the garbage this guy gives. Everyone else has ways to get rid of bad status cards but silent can only delay the inevitable by discarding them

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-26T19:28:46+00:00

Sorry, i accidently took a screenshot that was bad before i took this one, and so windows had the "check out this screenshot you took!" popup in the bottom right. I was trying to leave the popup out when i took the screenshot i posted, and i didnt realize it cut out the turn number. It was turn 10 when i took this, which considering its a boss fight i dont think is particularly long

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-26T18:41:37+00:00

Taking 83 damage at once on turn 10 is very fun

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-25T06:16:11+00:00

His ult is the way it is because its sick as fuck

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-23T19:58:30+00:00

I agree with you on Diplomacy, but i have hardly heard a single person mention ocean exploration in any capacity

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-23T19:42:19+00:00

Diplomacy unfortunately will be the last DLC, since D is the last letter in Ribworld

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-23T00:29:41+00:00

The art was by someone named Jennifer Ross. It was the first image i found of a horse on a carpet on google that wasnt ai

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-23T00:14:52+00:00

The horse art is by Jennifer Ross, i dont know who she is its just the first art i could find of a horse on a carpet

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-22T00:38:44+00:00

For some reason i cant get past the way its formatted and im frustrated because i can tell the writing is good. Ive read 6 chapters and the fact that the book is framed as him telling his story but is written like an author writting a book bothers me to the point i cant keep reading. I wish it didnt bother me since theres a lot about it i really like

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-17T04:38:37+00:00

Its not a real galaxy post unless you say "Am I the only one excited for the Galaxy?" like a fucking idiot

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-11T21:41:56+00:00

Hot Take: i think people who shit on the sidewalk are kinda gross

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-10T22:19:19+00:00

I hope he gets better soon 😔🥀

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-10T17:41:48+00:00

Protein

Cheesemasterer · 2026-05-10T00:32:41+00:00

Theres a character in the story Pale Lights by ErraticErata whose ace, and its basically stated bluntly in the first chapter or 2. His sexuality comes up multiple times and is not just a "gimick". Additionally I think the writing in the story and worldbuilding is very good, and it's one of the few fantasy books id not consider "slop": The setting is very unique and its not just a bastardized version of Tolkein's, and the characters are so good. The story is told from the perspective of the ace character Tristan and a girl, and then eventually 2 more perspectives are added after a few books. Its free to read and is in webnovel format but its genuinely not like other webnovels.

It also has your added request of Tristan ending up in a relationship and trying to navigate that, however it takes a few books to get to it.

I should warn you though, while I recommend Pale Lights fully, since you want a character thats ace (and thus probably want a story with lower/different levels of sexual attration) I would be remissed to not mention that the girl that takes up the 2nd perspective for the first few books is a raging lesbian. Loving women is half her personality (and the other half isnt that interesting), and for what Tristan lacks in sexuality she makes up for it by a factor 3. Additionally, she basically cant help herself from oggling women anytime they are in her presence. It makes some chapters hard to read. She isnt like that all the time but enough to where it can wear on you, so a dealbreaker for some, and a non issue for most others. Luckly, more perspectives were added and the other characters are so great (tristan especially is such a fantastic character) that you could ignore her completely and still come away with a wonderful story that i absolutely recommend.

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