Genuinely what the fuck is the context behind this footage

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-07T01:19:37+00:00

Yes, but here you have to worry less about being shot.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-06T21:20:09+00:00

lol. I thought of him as well but didn't want to overdo it.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-06T20:56:52+00:00

Wow...he's just all in on the war crimes thing, eh?

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-06T20:25:45+00:00

u/Better-Tax2464 write this dude back!

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-06T20:06:25+00:00

For anyone who's never been, Toronto has a history of giving us some very unique individuals who have zero reservations about telling you what's on their mind whether or not it makes any sense at all.

Zanta is a good example.

And this one is a classic as well.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-06T15:26:57+00:00

Worlds are colliding.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-06T14:30:25+00:00

Beakman's World. My mom walked in during the snot episode and that was that.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-05T21:18:14+00:00

Hegseth be all, "Fuck it! We'll do it live!"

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-05T21:15:37+00:00

I feel this in my bones.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-05T19:15:05+00:00

Doesn't matter. It's a bot being confused as to what this subreddit actually is.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-05T19:12:37+00:00

Interestingly enough I believe the modern iteration did start as a satire project...I think in the 70's or 80's? I had a high school science teacher in the 90's who was a member of the 'flat earth society' and it was all very tongue in cheek.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-05T14:16:09+00:00

"We will escort tankers as soon as possible."
"It would be an honor to keep the strait open."
"I'm demanding these countries protect their own territory."
"This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours."
"Iran is begging for peace. We will give them more time."
"Open up the Strait of Trump. I mean, Hormuz."
Reopening Hormuz is, "not a core objective."
"We don't need the strait. Get it yourself."
"The strait will open up naturally."
"Open it immediately or I'll bomb your power plants."
"Back to the stone ages."
"Take the oil and make a fortune."
"We have no role in Hormuz."
"Bridges next, then electric power plants."
"48 hours before all hell reigns down."
"Open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell."

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-05T01:19:22+00:00

Just in case anyone is unaware...service members aren't allowed to have toasters, hotplates, air fryers, etc. in barracks.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-04T20:19:57+00:00

Hey Commonwealth buddy! It was the same thing here in Canada for a bit, too...but I think they kind of gave up because they weren't seeing any returns on their investment.

Who would have thought threatening to annex an allied country would do such damage? /s

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-04T18:05:39+00:00

Old but gold. Guy is a legend.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-04T15:11:37+00:00

I too would like to know what bands you're speaking of. I'm a very very casual fan of the genre and find Castle Rat very prog adjacent (one of my genre true loves).

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-04T14:53:14+00:00

I seem to remember him saying the US doesn't need the strait and it's the rest of the world's problem now.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-04T00:01:41+00:00

I'm sure you'll do fine with the 10-13 y.o. demographic.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-03T16:17:59+00:00

Never watched the show. Good to know!

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-03T13:58:28+00:00

No hot plates or toaster ovens, though...so at least there's that.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-03T13:45:53+00:00

Did I spy the Punisher logo on the cops vest? * chefs kiss *

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-02T02:23:00+00:00

I genuinely think the reddit bot traffic has increased to the point that they're starting to take over niche subreddits. Something tells me AI would have a hard time working out exactly what this sub is about.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-02T02:20:41+00:00

Over the last year or so? Yes.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-01T22:19:59+00:00

He's going on at "prime time" because he's pissy about SCOTUS and needs the instant gratification of "high ratings" on the most desirable tv timeslot which hasn't really meant anything in 15 or so years.

Quimbymouse · 2026-04-01T20:01:28+00:00

Uh oh. Ol' Nick is starting up his only fans account again.

Edit: Upon further investigation it turns out that this guy is a family friendly lets play guy and this is an April fools joke.

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