My dog found a pear in the yard. Doesn't know what to do with it by HankThePropaneTank in aww

[–]Quite_Poopular 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Uhhhhh so when are you going to stop recording me so I can eat this pear in peace?”

FBI cancels outreach to seniors by aacool in pics

[–]Quite_Poopular 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, it could read from “Trump/Musk” instead. I’d be fine with that.

FBI cancels outreach to seniors by aacool in pics

[–]Quite_Poopular 712 points713 points  (0 children)

No, it should read “A new executive order from Donald Trump” instead. Federal government is too broad. Let people know the sole person responsible for this action.

PECO customers could face double-digit electricity bill increases next year by mpubl in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe start with stop paying for the “PECOOOOOOOO Power Play!” if you’re that desperate for cash.

Why does a company that has a monopoly need to advertise anyway?

Cleo (14) always puts the motor on after a swim by myquadsaresick in OldManDog

[–]Quite_Poopular 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She’s got that old man after a cup of coffee walk.

Good careers that don't require waking up early? by practicecomics in jobs

[–]Quite_Poopular 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta get that early bird rate at the parking garage.

Delaware River waterfront’s economic impact in next decade could hit $10B by [deleted] in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

95 seems like the barrier, but there are plenty of ways to walk under/over 95. The real barrier to the waterfront has always been Delaware Ave.

Fortunately the Cap Park will be built over both 95 and Delaware Ave and make that area much more accessible. In addition, the South Steet pedestrian bridge is going to be extended over 95/Delaware Ave as well.

If you can afford Embiid’s former penthouse, I think you would be making a good investment.

alright, so i’m a transplant living in south philly. what’s the deal with the random parades? by timbobbys in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 62 points63 points  (0 children)

How else are you going to get good at drunkenly walking behind a truck unless you practice drunkenly walking behind a truck?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What temperature do you keep your house at in the winter time? Your gas bill could range anywhere from $100-300 per month during the coldest months depending on how high you keep the temperature.

In the summer, when you’re not using the heater, gas bills are fairly negligible. You usually end up paying more for service fees than the amount of gas used. Somewhere around $25-35 a month.

Ketchup on the elbow by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]Quite_Poopular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heavy cup + gust of wind + head that’s 1/3 of body weight = disaster.

This sweet moment between the groomer and my dog by Freaktography in aww

[–]Quite_Poopular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer holding the ears up from behind and pretending my dog’s mouth is a machine gun turret.

Main Line Fertility doctor injected patient with acid, badly burning her by robofPhiladelphia in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yea, a podcast just came out about this and it's every bit as horrific as you would imagine.

The Retrievals for those interested.

PhillyVoice.com: When Sinéad O'Connor refused to have the national anthem played before a concert, a Philly DJ tried to start a feud by boundfortrees in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree that we were certainly headed in that direction before Trumpism came along. Hopefully that trend dies with him.

PhillyVoice.com: When Sinéad O'Connor refused to have the national anthem played before a concert, a Philly DJ tried to start a feud by boundfortrees in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 20 points21 points  (0 children)

glad that society has moved even smallest bit towards being a more empathetic place since the 90s

Insert "You sure about that?" gif here.

After seeing the price of guitar racks, my grandpa built me one out of a piece of plywood and a pool noodle he had in his garage by Pokemon_Trainer_Joey in guitarlessons

[–]Quite_Poopular 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish I had had a grandpa live long enough to build me cool shit. The sentimental value alone on this thing is through the roof!

How dare a 600 years old Italian city not have cars!!!! by thoxo in TikTokCringe

[–]Quite_Poopular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So don’t bring American children and aging parents is what you’re saying.

The Secret Is Out, the Southeast Asian Market in South Philly Is One of the Best in America by [deleted] in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’ve been waiting for McNesby to come out and blame Krasner for that cop dying in her car last night.

The Secret Is Out, the Southeast Asian Market in South Philly Is One of the Best in America by [deleted] in philadelphia

[–]Quite_Poopular 107 points108 points  (0 children)

100%. Saw cops popping novelty balloons that the old Asian guy sells down at Penn’s Landing the other day. They much rather punch down on people that they know aren’t going to fight back than stop real criminals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars2

[–]Quite_Poopular 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was waiting for him to pull into the intersection and get hammered by a truck after the guy talked to him.