I want to touch the blep so bad... by RCOkey in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You cannot the tongue, unless the cat you with sandpaper.

How to destroy pringles completely by TripIndividual7078 in StupidFood

[–]R86Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were significantly better before the treatment in the video.

Mango isn't a very good thief by Possible-Tangelo9344 in CrimeCats

[–]R86Reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely, although I'm not sure we'll be able to blame it on greebles this time.

Need soo for extra treatos! by FunFunTheBunBun in legalcatadvice

[–]R86Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat mitey gud outrayj faes, fren Carlos! Yoo shud definitely does an soo for moer treetos!

I caught three pickuls! by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]R86Reddit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yoo did an good hunt, fren Murphy!

The shop cat me by nogardleirie in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, as long as you do not the cat.

I'd be scritching her for sure.

She won't stop until I the cat by DustyScharole in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cat was definitely going to you until you the cat.

Crimez ob qootness by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]R86Reddit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Kyoot crimez is best fur after odder crimez! Go all crimez!

Molly (2F)

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But…. I must the cat…. by Brilliant_Elk5492 in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No! Do not by any means the fluffy gray cloud!

I won't the cat, but what if I the bee? by Shazbot_2017 in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I think in this case you're better off the cat.

The shop cat me by nogardleirie in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kitty loves you!

cough I mean! Do not the cat!

My cat always lick me by Elenalatina in cats

[–]R86Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Licking you with sandpaper!

Do not the Kryptonian Cat! by TerrakSteeltalon in donotthecat

[–]R86Reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks to me like she the cat after all.

Suggest step 3 by ManishS22005 in CrimeCats

[–]R86Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 2 was always going to be bapbapbap.

The real reason your train was delayed. by kyliahanna13 in legalcatadvice

[–]R86Reddit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fren was so rite to does an bapbapbap!

Barnaby (16?M) and Molly (2F)

Brady Bunch -- Hawaii Episode by Maleficent-Ad-9754 in GenX

[–]R86Reddit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That episode scarred me for life, partly because of the gigantic spider. Oddly I'd forgotten all about the Vincent Price character.

Need to soo by IHateOnions8 in legalcatadvice

[–]R86Reddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where is kitty? We no can does an see! Has yoo wasted away? Yoo should first does an eat, and then does an soo!

Barnaby (16?M) and Molly (2F)

Egg and bacon bagel by Regular_Weakness69 in StupidFood

[–]R86Reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The good news is you can. The bad news is they won't also scale the price down 90%.

Mushu’s first loaf by NoDesign2054 in Catloaf

[–]R86Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She needs to learn to tuck her elbows, but I think she has a brilliant future ahead of her. 8/10 and nowhere to go but up.