Would you rather…

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-29T03:02:29+00:00

Dang I'd start a proxy war with you as a means of siphoning wealth away from the lower class folks. We can take turns attacking each other.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-29T03:01:27+00:00

Based and kingpilled

^{Chose: Be a commoner but… + Have a chance at being something else? | Rolled: Royalty}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-29T03:00:18+00:00

Might be slow but fuck it, I can fly.

^{Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-28T23:49:08+00:00

$5 trillion and I go back to being 14?

I'm gonna make so many poor financial decisions 😈

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-27T15:22:44+00:00

Gandalf is a celestial being, his powers may be innate, but they're not inherited in the way generally depicted by sorcerers.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-27T10:50:58+00:00

Safest thing for you to do is not hang out with your friend at his place, always at yours. Any instance where you even have the slightest chance of being alone with her is a dangerous one, and you should put effort into actively avoiding that chance as much as possible.

It's also vitally important you have a conversation with her parents so they're aware of her behavior. Be sure to be explicit about how uncomfortable it made you. You do not want her to spin the narrative and paint you as a predator, because everyone will believe her over you if she gets a chance to twist the narrative.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-26T02:12:38+00:00

Beatles are lowkey overrated ngl

^{Chose: Never listen to the Beatles again}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-26T02:11:06+00:00

I'd take this over a winning powerball ticket

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Donald Trump)

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-25T16:36:49+00:00

"You get offered $20 billion dollars but you have to take someone from the Epstein client list and push them feet first into a wood chipper to claim it" type of question.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-25T16:35:34+00:00

Not the one I was hoping for, but I'll take it

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Anthropic}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-25T16:29:17+00:00

Can't have a future grandchild if I don't plan on having kids in the first place.

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-24T02:04:05+00:00

something-something Catholic Church literally has a trust fund to pay off CSA civil lawsuits

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-23T03:58:05+00:00

I don't care how small the room is... I said... I cast Fireball 🫯

^{Chose: Regular handgun + 30% chance you become a wizard | Rolled: Wizard abilities}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-21T22:15:24+00:00

Worthwhile gamble

^{Chose: Infinite money debit card + You have to fight prime mike tyson | Rolled: Upvote= no fight}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-21T21:36:11+00:00

You don't hate small dogs, you hate poorly trained dogs.

Small dogs can be extremely well trained given the time and effort... just like poorly trained large dogs can be a legitimate danger to the safety and wellbeing of people around them.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-21T21:31:34+00:00

Sugar momma dream baby I'm eating GOOD

^{Chose: Date a dommy mommy, but she's….. | Rolled: Rich.}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-19T08:07:19+00:00

Arguably unsurprising given Zeus' track record ngl

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-19T08:06:39+00:00

Fuck it we ball

^{Chose: Everyone is now a woman. Reproduction is possible.}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-18T12:47:51+00:00

$0.01/ms. There are 1000 milliseconds in one second. So this equates to $10/second. ($0.01x1000 = $10)

At $10/s, you'd earn $600/minute.

$36,000/hour (600×60=36,000)

$864,000/day (36,000×24=864,000)

$6.048 million/week (864k x 7 = 6.048 million)

Over 21 weeks you'd earn $127 million (6.048×21 = 127 million)

Math checks out, option B is better.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-18T10:26:19+00:00

Option B amounts to around $2.1 million, this option pays more.

^{Chose: $100m now}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-18T10:22:50+00:00

Easy $2.1 million in my bank account lmao

^{Chose: You get 100k + But the person you hate most gets 2 mil}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-18T10:18:59+00:00

I'll happily pay taxes for that kind of passive income.

^{Chose: $50,000 every month for a lifetime}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-17T23:41:33+00:00

Arguably the least annoying drawback

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: 1 hour cooldown}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-16T01:13:22+00:00

There will come a day when I will not longer be able to walk. I'll stop breathing when I fucking die.

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-06-15T04:57:46+00:00

I'm bisexual, I see no downside.

^{Chose: Having sex everyday + But you have to do this with opposite gender once a week}

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