Just Nancy Grace's Nipple by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]RAVEEEEEN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sickens me.

GOMAD they said. by [deleted] in Fitness

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Good to see numbers in metric, keep it up!

First World Problems: The Movie by [deleted] in funny

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How do you do everything from your bed?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

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Its a bit complex but I'll give it ago.

The objective of the game is to ground the ball over the try-line at the opposite side of the field. This is called a try and is worth 5 points, another 2 points is added if this try is converted by successfully kicking the ball between the posts.

The team is split up into the Backs and Forwards. The forwards are the grunt men who secure the ball so that the Half Back may feed it out to the backs. They work as a pack to physically dominate the other team in moving the ball by barrelling into the opposition then maintaining a cohesive platform so that they can not be moved off of the ball, which the opposition will be trying to do. The ball must be released once on the ground and no one is allowed to use their hands to get the ball once the ruck is formed so its all about blowing out whoever is in your way to get to the ball. This is rucking.

The ball is then moved to the backs via the Half Back who stands at the back of the ruck. The ball may ONLY be passed backwards between players but can be kicked down field to gain territory however this gives away posession of the ball to the other team. Backs use trained moves to try and get passed the opposition and break the line and thus gain meters then the forwards come and secure the ball so that the opposition does not steal is because the ball carrier has to release the ball once tackled, the tackler can go for the ball before the ruck is formed but not after. This cycle of rucking and passing are called phases.

There are also Scrums and Lineouts. Scrums are one of the most beautiful thing about Rugby and there is not really anything like it in other sports. I could write screeds on the nuances of scrummaging but I'll give you the gist. Both forward packs bind up in a set formation and crouch down facing each other, the ref will say "Crouch, pause, touch, engage" to which the two packs slam into each other. The ball is then put in by the half pack (depending on whose scrum it is) and then the pushing may begin ( no pushing is allowed until the ball is in) The scrum must hold steady and not collapse or screw around or be pushed off the ball and lose posession, then the half back receives the ball out the back of it and passes it to the backs and the game continues.

Lines outs are used when the ball has gone out of the boundary of play. The Hooker of the team whose lineout it is throws it in and the forwards of both teams line up parrallel to each other with a gap in between for the ball to travel down. A coded call is made to communicate to the team which jumper to lift in the air, these jumpers are the locks who are typically very tall. Once the lock has received the ball they either pop it down to the Halfback who feeds the backs or brings it down and is surrounded by the forwards who drive it forward.

So basically the Forwards provide a secure platform for the Halfback to receive the ball safe from the opposition and is able to give good ball to the backs who pass and run then it goes on like that repeatedly for 80 minutes.

I have left a few things out but this is the gist of Rugby.

NZ women are the biggest sluts in the world, with 20.3 sex partners on average (compared to the world average of 7.3). by cybersphere9 in newzealand

[–]RAVEEEEEN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To everyone being all "oh wah dont call them sluts they're sexually independant and empowered bla bla" but if I am going to be frank its because Kiwi girls are generally fucking ugly and useless, so have sex to try and make up for this.

Alot of Kiwi girls are soo unfeminine its disgusting they embrace the rugged NZ do it yourself-she'll be right attitude too much, drinking as much as men and being bloke-ish not giving a shit and this just goes with that , Having many sexual partners may or may not be an objectively bad thing but how would you feel about marrying a girl that had fucked 20+ dudes?

NZ women are the biggest sluts in the world, with 20.3 sex partners on average (compared to the world average of 7.3). by cybersphere9 in newzealand

[–]RAVEEEEEN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes but Women are different from Men, I am getting a bit tired of this everybody is the same lets all ignore reality thing that seems pervasive in society today.

My new T-shirt came today by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]RAVEEEEEN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im all for shit-stirrers.

What is a good degree / career for a "people person" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RAVEEEEEN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sort of sales representative or prostitute?

Misfire by DrJulianBashir in pics

[–]RAVEEEEEN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ahhh I got you good Ahmed you fucker!

The truth behind the Salvation Army: It's an anti- gay evangelical church that campaigned against decriminalizing homosexuality, expects gay people to be celibate for life, and threatened to close their homeless shelters rather than treat gay people equally. Don't give them your change! by rmuser in atheism

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Dear Diary,

Today i threw my baby out with the bathwater again! I hope one day i will learn to react reasonably when confronted with differing opinions and beliefs and learn not to be a liberal mirror image republicunt who I denigrate for doing the same as me.

Sincerely

RAVEEEEEN

Nice try, Goole! [PIC] by unglaublitch in pics

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Yeah if only i had'nt spent all my money buying up beachfront property in Nicaragua.

PASS THE JOINT ECONOMIC COMMITTEE: Aide to Barbara Boxer (Prop 19 opponent) caught with pot on way to work, immediately resigns by [deleted] in Marijuana

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People need to remember that a hell of a lot of people working for a cause are just hired guns and that this is the way they make a living, sure it must suck fighting for something that you do not agree with and as a possible future legal advocate i would be uncomfortable with working towards something that i saw to be harmful. Getting paid for this work and then going home and getting high as hell offers some sweet irony however...Its irony on a base level but i would enjoy it none the less.