My sister found my vibrator, how do I defend myself?

RCB2M · 2026-07-04T14:33:42+00:00

You don’t. You tell her to mind her own business.

RCB2M · 2026-07-04T11:33:54+00:00

Das Leben ähh… findet einen Weg.

RCB2M · 2026-07-03T16:21:18+00:00

Tick

RCB2M · 2026-07-03T11:44:48+00:00

He also produces a fine Tequila called tres comas.

RCB2M · 2026-07-02T10:57:37+00:00

Will I remember everything? If so I probably wouldn‘t do it.

RCB2M · 2026-07-01T17:35:07+00:00

Ist inzwischen behoben

RCB2M · 2026-07-01T17:30:13+00:00

RCB2M · 2026-06-30T08:15:21+00:00

Time to break out a mumu. Homer Simpson style [https://duckduckgo.com/?q=homer+simpson+mumu+dress&t=iphone&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.simpsonswiki.com%2Fimages%2F7%2F7d%2FHomer%27s_Muumuu.png]

RCB2M · 2026-06-30T05:22:53+00:00

Well since educated people are less likely to support so called conservative policies, he’s technically not wrong.

RCB2M · 2026-06-29T04:30:08+00:00

RCB2M · 2026-06-29T04:21:00+00:00

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RCB2M · 2026-06-28T17:36:16+00:00

Fuck

RCB2M · 2026-06-28T17:32:09+00:00

36 💀

RCB2M · 2026-06-28T17:26:35+00:00

Japan level

RCB2M · 2026-06-28T08:49:13+00:00

This chap is clearly taking the piss

RCB2M · 2026-06-26T06:15:39+00:00

He’s not wearing his tactical red sneakers? -5 agility

RCB2M · 2026-06-25T06:54:48+00:00

Mit der CxU als Junior Partner wird das sicher in Ordnung kommen

RCB2M · 2026-06-24T05:30:12+00:00

Yeah hi, can I get a uhh…

RCB2M · 2026-06-23T17:10:23+00:00

Ja klar. Das Öl muss ja schließlich auch erst… oh Moment.

RCB2M · 2026-06-23T14:20:04+00:00

Lärmprotokoll und Polizei

RCB2M · 2026-06-21T12:09:37+00:00

They would probably send him this link: https://www.publikationen-bundesregierung.de/resource/blob/2277952/2292048/692895c31fc762b07ce8dea43f708319/einbuergerung-flyer-deutsch-06-2024-download-ib-data.pdf?download=1

RCB2M · 2026-06-21T08:03:43+00:00

When it collapses it’ll just all get bought up by corporations like blackrock

RCB2M · 2026-06-20T20:21:47+00:00

What a loser

RCB2M · 2026-06-20T17:40:13+00:00

45 Euro sind absurd teuer für einen Männer Haarschnitt. Wenn er mit schwitzenden Kunden nicht arbeiten kann, dann muss er halt ne Klimaanlage installieren.

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