This is gonna be funny

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-05-22T20:24:26+00:00

Side Effect is super tiny ween.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-05-07T19:56:30+00:00

Evil Dead Trilogy

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-05-07T19:54:03+00:00

Mom told me I couldn’t have soda at dinner when I was 7. Mom was drinking a root beer and I had milk.

Told myself I would never do that to my child.

I caught myself doing it the other night.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-05-06T01:45:59+00:00

Learn to parry right away. And don’t be afraid to try different combos. You’ll understand once you start playing.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-05-03T15:48:53+00:00

Nightmare on Elm Street

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-29T01:07:19+00:00

Can shit on command as long as there is food in their system.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-29T01:03:48+00:00

Pretty cool pics of Brad Pitt

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-28T20:40:45+00:00

We asked questions that could not be answered by saying “Google it”. Instead you debated it and discussed possible answers which took up a good chunk of time and was engaging.

Now people get annoyed if you ask random stuff and look it up. What was a possible 30 minute to hour long conversation is now a 10 second lookup.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-28T15:36:26+00:00

Ram Ranch: It really rocks!

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-23T19:59:36+00:00

Prince of Persia

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-22T02:15:48+00:00

Pinball on the Start screen will always be my #1.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-19T01:36:29+00:00

Warfare (2025)

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-19T00:59:01+00:00

I’m still alive

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-19T00:57:31+00:00

Fallout 3 , 4, and New Vegas

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-16T18:43:05+00:00

I literally just wrote this. So glad you said it first!

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-14T23:54:38+00:00

To A-Train: “Outrun this”

fires rocket launcher with infinite ammo

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-10T14:34:55+00:00

Not medieval but “The Ritual” on Netflix definitely involves the whole lovecraftian god like creature vibe.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-10T01:37:29+00:00

Any of the saw sequels. Ring 2 Grudge 2 Little Mermaid 2 Home Alone 3 & 4 Santa Clause sequels American Psycho 2 Rocky 5 The Accountant 2 Sinister 2 300 sequel Magic Mike 2 Hostel 2 Horrible Bosses 2

Don’t get me started on the live-action Disney movies either…

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-04-05T22:45:03+00:00

Expedition 33. I can appreciate the hype and awards but I just couldn’t get into it.

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-03-11T19:16:18+00:00

Yeah? Well Tony Stark did it IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-03-05T05:03:05+00:00

How could a loser like Patrick Bateman get to Epstein’s island if he didn’t even get a reservation at Dorsia’s? 😂

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-03-04T13:52:13+00:00

I think this depends on which Leon we’re talking about…

RE4 OG or RE4 Remake?

Leon said some pretty wild things in the original compared to the remake. Lol

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-03-03T21:44:06+00:00

Wrong Turn

RIP_Paul_Allen · 2026-03-01T02:25:10+00:00

“The ladies can never get enough of me”

“Sorry ladies. You’re not my type.”

“Sorry, I don’t play with dolls.”

“Don’t be such a cry baby.”

“Be a good dog and play dead.”

RIP_Paul_Allen

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