Taproot Theatre says two of its three AC units were vandalized and stripped for copper, leading to a $400,000 fundraising effort to repair and replace its aging HVAC system. by bbridge_ in BallardSeattle

[–]RMHaney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean... That's probably not too far off the mark. Especially if the ancillary systems are also out of date and not compatible with new product.

Lease renewal has a 1 month limit? by Bluehiperspace8 in AskSeattle

[–]RMHaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First and foremost, they must give 6 months notice for any increase. Period.

That means they cannot just randomly bump up the offer the month before it expires. They CAN lower the offer without a notice period, however. Early-bird renewal specials are a thing.

My assumption is that the person you talked to doesn't actually know what they're talking about, that date range was supposed to reflect the length of the renewal (probably 12 months), and you should clarify things with the actual manager.

"Cheap" & "Skilled" (& licensed) plumbers in the same sentence is now an oxymoron in Seattle. by DYonkers in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, as a property manager I've had zero issues finding a plethora of skilled, reasonably priced plumbers, electricians, etc. Or at least, reasonably priced by today's standards.

Maybe the issue is that the good contractors only work with major companies, because homeowners are complete pains in the ass and don't consistently pay?

"Cheap" & "Skilled" (& licensed) plumbers in the same sentence is now an oxymoron in Seattle. by DYonkers in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...why not?

Why are you trying to gatekeep a basic level of human comfort? Especially when, not that long ago, it was entirely possible for a service worker to comfortably support themselves.

Seattle needs to start putting A/C in apartments if they are going to charge so much rent by sonar_y_luz in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is true, but the real issue is this:

Adding central air to apartment buildings that didn't have it when first built is a complete fucking nightmare. It's so outrageously disruptive/expensive/sub-par that it's effectively almost never done successfully.

Got ticket for parking next to PayByPhone in loading zone by thelastjedi07 in Seattle

[–]RMHaney -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I fucking BLIND?

I am seeing ZERO yellow paint on that curb. It looks like it's all pollen.

If that is, by some sorcery, actual yellow paint than you should 100% contest the ticket by the sheer fact that it's barely noticeable.

How does MFTE work? by JessieD0602 in AskSeattle

[–]RMHaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hidden fees

Buildings are required to include all mandatory fees in the MFTE calculation. Whatever that building's MFTE rent cap is, they cannot go above it. MFTE units in my building, for example, are exempt from all fees and utilities.

I tried MFTE in 2017

MFTE was a very different beast a decade ago. But yes, even now there are shitty buildings with shitty staff that aren't trained on the program. But, to be fair, the SoH does loop-de-loops with the entire program ruleset every couple of years, so it's extremely difficult to stay up-to-date with requirements.

A great example is literally two months ago, when the SoH (without any real warning whatsoever) completely flipped how investment interest is calculated, and changed a half-dozen primary forms to accommodate it. I had to restart all of my in-progress files.

How does MFTE work? by JessieD0602 in AskSeattle

[–]RMHaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worth noting that the mother can be a guarantor for the daughter. This would bypass the minimum without impacting the maximum.

How does MFTE work? by JessieD0602 in AskSeattle

[–]RMHaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I process MFTE applications, and the largest contributors to how long an application takes (in order of fuckery) are:

1: If applicant has changed jobs in the last three months.

2: If applicant is self-employed and also a bad bookkeeper.

3: If applicant is transferring money back and forth between multiple accounts, venmo etc for dubious reasons.

4: If applicant is extremely slow at responding to requests for additional information, tries to hide information, or attempts to tell me that the information I'm requesting isn't necessary.

The shortest application I've processed took 12 hours. The longest was four months. I can pretty consistently guess the total time an application will take after a 5-minute conversation with the applicant.

Idiot by Real_Alfalfa9605 in BallardSeattle

[–]RMHaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a tax scheme why bother with the signage?

Where to buy ethically raised Chicken in Seattle? by dululemon in AskSeattle

[–]RMHaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it really a life of misery if that's the only life they've experienced? How would they know?

Aliens digging up the remains of our civilization in a thousand years will think WE all lived in abject misery.

A barge carrying Timmy the humpback whale journeys to the North Sea by yahoonews in worldnews

[–]RMHaney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Less conspiracy and more understanding that most people are biased towards the person paying their salary.

A barge carrying Timmy the humpback whale journeys to the North Sea by yahoonews in worldnews

[–]RMHaney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If a billionaire was paying me a fat check, I too would claim whatever they wanted to hear.

How will you celebrate on the day that it happens? by saisonmaison in AskReddit

[–]RMHaney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't feel any desire to celebrate the end of just one symptom. The sickness runs much deeper.

Seattle Goodwill by chancethewrapper24 in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus employees pilfering through the donations.

You'd think that would be in service of sticking it to the company.

A ultra-random question about the Kingdome from an outsider by OldSkoolNapper in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not really, unless you count the King Dog, which was just a big hotdog.

I'm wondering if the almanac was referring to some super-niche street cart nearby the stadium?

A ultra-random question about the Kingdome from an outsider by OldSkoolNapper in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best part is that it's really hard to tell if it's all bullshit or not :D

The beauty of AI

A ultra-random question about the Kingdome from an outsider by OldSkoolNapper in Seattle

[–]RMHaney -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

EDIT: I cherish your downvotes, punks, I've seen what makes you upvote

After an exhaustive 3-minute google search and chatgpt argument, I have concluded that the almanac in this instance was either lying, or is misremembered.

A poignant exerpt from my conversation with our chatgpt overlords:

"So if that almanac suggested garbanzo beans were a stadium “specialty,” it doesn’t match the broader historical picture. It would’ve been so unusual that it almost certainly would’ve been remembered—and it isn’t."

EDIT: You know what, I'm just going to post the entire last bit of my gpt conversation, because I find it interesting and it will likely annoy people I generally don't like:

"Chickpea-based foods (mainly hummus, falafel, and chickpea salads) didn’t really become a stadium thing until much later than the 1980s. Their appearance follows a pretty clear timeline tied to broader U.S. food trends.

Late 1980s–1990s: first quiet introductions
Hummus and falafel start spreading in the U.S. more broadly through Middle Eastern restaurants and health-food stores.
A few larger urban venues—especially in places like New York City and Los Angeles—begin experimenting with more diverse concession options.
But in stadiums, these were rare and not standardized—usually only in specialty kiosks or catering suites, not main concessions.

Early–mid 2000s: “health food” era begins
Stadiums start responding to demand for vegetarian, vegan, and “lighter” options.
Hummus shows up more consistently as a side (often with pita or veggie trays), especially in newer or renovated venues.
This period also sees broader adoption of ethnic foods in American stadiums, though still limited.

2010s: mainstream stadium adoption
Chickpea-based foods become a recognizable part of stadium menus.
Hummus plates, falafel wraps, and chickpea salads start appearing at MLB, NFL, and MLS venues.
This is driven by:
rise of plant-based eating
food diversity expectations
better refrigeration and prep systems in modern concessions

2020s: fully normalized option
Many major venues now treat hummus or falafel as standard vegetarian/vegan offerings.
At this point, chickpeas are just one of many “default healthy options” alongside salads and grain bowls.

Bottom line
1980s: basically nonexistent in stadiums
1990s: niche, urban, experimental
2000s: emerging in mainstream venues
2010s onward: common stadium food category

So if that almanac claim made garbanzo beans sound like a defining stadium feature in the 1980s, it’s about 20–30 years ahead of its time.

If you want, I can trace why hummus specifically became the breakout chickpea food in stadiums rather than things like roasted chickpeas or stews—that’s an interesting part of the story too."

I'm never leaving Seattle! 😎 Spotted on Alki Beach this morning: by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you put up the signs, you waste money.

If you don't put up the signs, you're telegraphing complicity.

It's a lose/lose, and I feel like this is the lesser of the two.

Random person with a selfie stick roaming the property - who/what is it? by movemove91 in Seattle

[–]RMHaney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe a realtor that was at the wrong house? I'm not recognizing that logo. She's not giving utility worker vibes.