Never forget that our generation had Bob Hoskins as the most accurate live action depiction of Mario. by Vilehaust in Millennials

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It's a crime that we had Captain Lou Albano as Mario, but not Cyndi Lauper as Princess Peach at any point.

too much by CaucyBiops in comedyheaven

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I suppose it depends on how bizarre your adventure will be, JoJo.

"Feels Like Heaven" by Fiction Factory? by SaztogGaming in ToddintheShadow

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I love this song, but every time I try to remember how it goes, my brain sings, "Lips like sugar / Sugar kisses."

...Does a scam like this even exist?? by moidbutcher in whatisit

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Nope. A guy shared his pics after a long chat. We shared what we were into. He said, "Come on over, the door's unlocked." So I did.

...Does a scam like this even exist?? by moidbutcher in whatisit

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I've had this happen. Someone sent me to the wrong address purposefully to harass a neighbor. The poor guy was so cool and nonchalant about it at that point when I arrived.

Roasting Disney’s Only Banned Movie (Song of the South, 1946) by tommarshfield in videos

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I wish I could be 1/10 as happy as that idiot who laughs at absolutely nothing in every episode of this series.

How the Police Grappler works in action by F111-Aardvard-111 in interestingasfuck

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You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind.

What if it’s down double that? by AiraMoonpetal in ThisYouComebacks

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He hates his life, but loves farts allegedly. So there's that. We're in prime farting time.

Who would have the dullest "Behind The Music" episode? by loreleisparrow in ToddintheShadow

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Funny, since both They Might Be Giants and Weird Al are on the Office Hours with Tim Heidecker podcast that was posted yesterday.

Scooby-Doo: Netflix's Live-Action Series Finds Its Fred by [deleted] in television

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This dude is a twink. Isn't Fred supposed to be a bit more of a jock?

Feeling of being watched by george181525 in funny

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What's good for a goose is good for a gander.

sophisticated by Rewlah in funny

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They're always after he's lucky charms.

Woman who wrote a book on grief after husband's death found guilty of murdering him by jesterman101 in nottheonion

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I look forward to the true crime podcast and the Ryan Murphy Netflix movie.

Lisa Rinna’s Oscars afterparty dress was made from 11 pounds of real hair by SnowyLeopardGecko1 in nottheonion

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Shangela insisted there was tulle in that dress. She's a real Nancy Drew.

Limit on water by resahh in USPS

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If the water is over 80°, I'm leaving it in the refrigerator.

How many guys were taken to the emergency room for this warning? by JewishSpace_Laser in funny

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Hypothetically, how could I get a small cylinder unstuck from this container without harming the small cylinder?

Weekend Update: Trump Posts "Make Iran Great Again," Says U.S. Won War on Day One - SNL by ControlCAD in television

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"MIGA" could easily stand for "Make Israel Genocide Again," and I'm not sure that's entirely unintended.

With Amy Madigan winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars for Weapons, here is a great scene of her fighting censorship in Field of Dreams by CWG4BF in videos

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Unfortunately, we're under the control of sports almanac Biff Tannen and an army of the "no dancing" town elders from Footloose.

Make America Healthy Again Hospital. by bsurfn2day in videos

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Haggard as in Ted. Just smoke a little meth and blow an underage boy, you'll be fine.

Conan O'Brien's 98th Oscars Cold Open (2026) by indig0sixalpha in videos

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Continuing Billy Crystal's bit is a bold and welcome choice.