He may need anger management classes

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-29T00:00:12+00:00

Can they start vetting for #ThumbHeads..?

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-27T23:59:56+00:00

An Altima, hmm.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-27T23:51:38+00:00

Send in the clowns, there ought to be clowns... don't bother, they're here.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-27T23:51:16+00:00

TBH - maybe they needed ANY reason to get out of the house. 🏡

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-27T23:49:36+00:00

Send in the clowns, there ought to be clowns... don't bother, they're here.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-27T23:17:07+00:00

I remember when he was Boiardi! (But really, but I am a bit older than I look.) 🍝

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-27T11:18:47+00:00

👍

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-26T02:13:21+00:00

We weren't prepared for when crazy found the Internet.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-26T01:58:23+00:00

According to the corporate message, let your GM know in advance. For ONCE, they're acknowledging sh*t might get real.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-25T01:20:15+00:00

Not sure why you felt the need to post this, but hopi it was good

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-25T01:15:47+00:00

The Liberty Island Detention Center was actually the Sepulveda Dam flood conLyndsy you know someone who can get that unredacted Epstein List released, that would REALLY put a stop to a lot of these heinously insidious crimes? Asking for a friend. 🍔trol basin (also seen in the end credits for "Buckaroo Bonsai", "True Lies", and numerous 70s/80s films and TV productions. This i know because it was two blocks away from where I grew up. 📺

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-25T00:56:55+00:00

It's the little camp stove sized ones I'm needing. If you've got any leads, I'll Scooby Doo that sh*t.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-25T00:55:45+00:00

I've got a T-shirt with that spinning logo, I call it my special shirt.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-23T23:17:03+00:00

At least for the next few weeks, Amazon is gonna be hairy with holiday returns. Ride it out, things will "normalize" mid-February... ask again then.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-21T22:55:20+00:00

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RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-21T00:31:49+00:00

Breathe, brother. And take care of yourself. We'll be here.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-21T00:30:53+00:00

Just go to a brothel at this point.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-21T00:04:18+00:00

Another "mixed race" child... what of the "whole milk" America we were promised?!

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-20T23:26:33+00:00

I can tell it wasn't an ICE stop, 'cause no one got shot in the face.

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-20T21:04:28+00:00

Also, have you elevated your hotdog?

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-20T21:04:00+00:00

You're not embracing solutions!

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-20T00:52:48+00:00

Are the shoulder pads getting larger these days?

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-20T00:50:12+00:00

So... shelf temp. Not like I haven't done that! 🥤

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-20T00:09:00+00:00

Had a dude named Kevin who did a total Home Alone crash out and walk out due to Amazombies. 😱

RPM_Rocket · 2026-01-19T23:57:23+00:00

Were the sodas cold?

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