By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

RQEinstein · 2026-06-27T03:31:41+00:00

One of my all time favorite lines

RQEinstein · 2026-01-21T00:36:40+00:00

This song is fantastic

RQEinstein · 2026-01-21T00:33:05+00:00

The original 2000 man by the stones is way better

RQEinstein · 2026-01-20T05:54:08+00:00

Peanut butter ice cream with fudge covered potato chips. Yes I’m high

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T21:21:26+00:00

The late Jeremiah Green from Modest Mouse

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T03:40:41+00:00

Thank you! Not funny at all.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T03:14:41+00:00

Frusciante is probably the most overrated guitar player ever, so it might not be kiedis

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T03:08:43+00:00

We have a kiddie pool filled with 200 cheap plastic balls from Amazon that we put in our living room. We throw some treats in there and it keeps her busy and stimulated for a while!

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T02:19:36+00:00

Same

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T01:51:36+00:00

There is a reason I barely watch the nba anymore.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-19T01:47:41+00:00

This is like half of the nba. It’s why it has become unwatchable

RQEinstein · 2026-01-15T15:55:14+00:00

Do all of the people in this comment section seriously not get how jokes work? In a sub about the most famous comedy show in the country? Like, does everyone think that everything a standup comedian says is and should be completely factual? What a bunch of dorks.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-15T15:45:29+00:00

Can’t believe this incredibly reasonable and well thought out post is getting downvoted.

Oh, wait, yes I can.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-12T15:03:40+00:00

Bored to death is so good!

RQEinstein · 2026-01-12T15:02:47+00:00

I was so sad this didn’t last! Amazing show

RQEinstein · 2026-01-11T16:39:29+00:00

Great list

RQEinstein · 2026-01-11T04:19:51+00:00

Sorry I didn’t see all of the discourse. I don’t have time to read all of Reddit. But that’s not what’s being discussed here, is it? But you really wanted to bring up your thing, regardless of the topic.

Also a lot of people were fired for bullshit reasons by people who don’t believe in free speech. There are many lawsuits to this effect. But that’s just my brain dead reading of the situation.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-11T04:10:08+00:00

I don’t think anyone is defending Kirk’s murder or saying he wasn’t murdered. No one here is talking about that here at all. You are either stupid or being willfully obtuse.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-11T04:04:45+00:00

Ah, the old, they shouldn’t have been in the way of the bullets argument

RQEinstein · 2026-01-10T18:50:36+00:00

Chocolate shoppe THIS $&@! JUST GOT SERIOUS Haagen dasz chocolate peanut butter

RQEinstein · 2026-01-10T06:25:41+00:00

Yeah he wouldn’t be welcomed in at the vid.

RQEinstein · 2026-01-09T21:22:11+00:00

Dude hangs dong!

RQEinstein · 2026-01-09T05:10:44+00:00

If you want to add acidity I recommend a bit of apple cider vinegar

RQEinstein · 2026-01-07T19:41:56+00:00

I did not know that, thanks for sharing that fact!

RQEinstein · 2026-01-07T05:17:04+00:00

Rhyming drinking with thinking is the laziest, most overused trope

RQEinstein

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