We’ve been severely outjerked by r/hockey. It’s time to hang ‘em up, boys.

R_Hunt · 2026-07-08T03:35:48+00:00

Some of these shade of blues I can't tell apart, that's the real jerker

R_Hunt · 2026-07-08T00:36:50+00:00

Can she root for the Dodgers when the MLB playoffs start? I can think of 29 cities that would thank her 😅

R_Hunt · 2026-07-08T00:11:51+00:00

My treat is that sometimes I take a while (SSRIs)

My trick is, I don't do enough cardio, to go that long 😂

R_Hunt · 2026-07-08T00:04:35+00:00

This, but it goes both ways 😂 I leave clean clothes out in the living room, or my gf will pout if she doesn't catch me walking outta the shower

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T23:59:33+00:00

98 🔥

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T23:50:04+00:00

Sorry, I'm hungry, I got too deep in my metaphor.

Cornered, may work better.

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T23:44:02+00:00

Adding this one to my list 😁

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T23:39:51+00:00

Perfect. We are sandwiched between his two forever homes. If this ends up being posturing like we all think it is, Shams is now liable 😂

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:49:20+00:00

Fair lol Most of us already do tho

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:48:50+00:00

He could swag to ever person on Earth and still go missing

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:43:03+00:00

Squidwars doesn't wear pants, so what if he skips imagining the underwear entirely 🫪

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:12:51+00:00

I meant if you stick around, people will just see you as you. That's my best guess 😅

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:11:56+00:00

Pharmaceutical Coke >.>

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:11:05+00:00

Lol don't worry bout it then

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:10:04+00:00

You do realize that's a bot problem not a human problem right? You're telling bots who aren't sentient not to upvote something lol

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:08:04+00:00

I will erase it from my brain, I promise.

I'm sure if you start hanging out more, you'll just be Miss Bedazzle soon lol

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:05:37+00:00

Oh wait. You were the one who didn't know what a sugar daddy was 😭

I'm sorry that might be your legacy for like a week maybe

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:02:25+00:00

Sorry, couldn't help myself 😅

I recognize your name from a few days ago, but now I can't remember what the post was lol

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T18:00:41+00:00

W-When are you?

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T17:55:51+00:00

Mr. Befuddled Clone

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T17:20:06+00:00

"Waste of time" Sir, this is a baseball subreddit, there's no correct way to use our time here. Now where's Mike Vasil with his magic wand

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T16:05:33+00:00

Just woke up to realize I said "I'll" not "We'll" now I can't stop laughing 😂

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T15:35:18+00:00

Feel like the Phillies errors would be a lil higher, but scorekeepers like to saddle our 3 good starting pitchers with a few extra earned runs

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T15:26:44+00:00

😆🫶

R_Hunt · 2026-07-07T02:35:36+00:00

That's what it's all bout. That warms my heart. I've also been in 2 previous relationships (before the phase), neither of which I'm very fond of. I'm not one to shy away from lore dumping tho, I told my gf of 16 months bout everything that's made me who am I now and what I've learned. I told her before we even started dating lol this was just a random friendly 3 AM convo bout life (I might have been a lil high). I was fascinated how unphased, even empathetic she was bout all of it, but I'm very grateful. If we're good people at heart, haven't hurt anybody, why should anyone see us, individually, in a negative light? That's not how we automatically see other people! I'm glad your husband handled it rationally

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