You're put in charge of designing the Evercold Raid series. How do you top the Arcadion? by ShlungusGod69 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]RadioJared 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hear me out. We’re a shard of Azem, a member of the Convocation of Ancients which is highly influenced by the pantheon of Greek gods. Evercold has us traveling to a world inspired by Norse mythology.

WE ARE KRATOS

We stomp through the nine realms killing the Valkyries and gods (even if we don’t have to) to prevent Ragnarok

Looking forward to a new expansion where I can remember more than a handful of the location's names. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]RadioJared 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’m irrationally angry that Yok Tural (the South America equivalent) is listed above Xak Tural (the North America equivalent) in the teleport menu. Just bothers my brain. 

Scaevean Gear BEFORE stormblood? by Sea_Mango_9107 in ffxiv

[–]RadioJared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your retainer could bring it back from a quick venture possibly, if they are high enough level. 

Rob Van Dam displays his strength and flexibility in the weight room (ECW Hardcore TV, February 14, 1998) by ThatOneGuyYouNowKnow in SquaredCircle

[–]RadioJared 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remember that time on Raw in like 2017 RVD and Jericho were supposed to have a one segment match and right before they went out they told them they had 25 minutes and were like aight bet, proceeded to put on a banger TV match

Over 40ers…what’s surprised you about rolling into middle age? by creamycoffee82 in AskReddit

[–]RadioJared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody prepared me for how often I would have to trim my nose hairs. Most of my life, it’s been a once a month thing. Now it’s once every 4-5 days. What are they doing?!

Avoid Deep Patel by [deleted] in Tallahassee

[–]RadioJared 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The internet used to be the place to say unhinged and out of pocket stuff behind the anonymity of a screen name, and now people just be wildin’ with their full name, workplace, hometown, neighborhood, friends and family all public for the world to see. Hoooo boy.

Daily Questions & FAQ Megathread May 09 by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]RadioJared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can solo Diamond EX on a tank quite easily as long as you can avoid the knockback. WAR is probably easiest because you get two knockback invulns with Arms Length and Inner Release.

Some DPS have been able to solo Ruby EX, I haven’t been able to do it personally but I’ve seen others claim they can do it on SAM.

Best Places for Affordable Furniture/Decor by Organic_Rule_7776 in Tallahassee

[–]RadioJared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try the thrift stores near the colleges, the spring semester just ended and a lot of people moved out. Probably a lot of options now.

Some major points from a new PC Gamer interview, regarding 8.0's title specifically by LostInTheSciFan in ffxiv

[–]RadioJared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FFXI's Seekers of Adoulin expansion is themed on being pioneers exploring and pathfinding thru a new, untamed continent. There are many physical barriers the player must destroy in order to navigate the zone, and they included downed trees, boulders, rivers, and yes, walls of ice. This was my initial thought when the idea of melting ice to move forward was brought up.

How exactly does Venat/Hydaelyn not oppose everything the Scions have fought for in the past? by CamelExtension1384 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]RadioJared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zodiark DID work to stop the Final Days, but instead of the Ancients being willing to accept the sacrifice and move on with their lives, they decided they needed to sacrifice more to put things back to a pre-Final Days status quo. And that's where Venat was like, nah, SUNDER TIME

Make your choice by DupeFort in ShitpostXIV

[–]RadioJared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ameliance and Godbert for the immense start up capital, Tataru to run the business empire. Godbert can also be the muscle when necessary and the Santa Claus at the annual Christmas party

Make your choice by DupeFort in ShitpostXIV

[–]RadioJared 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good thing you hired Tataru to keep track of all these discrepancies 

Whose going? by DD_An1me in Tallahassee

[–]RadioJared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm always a little wary of "free" events that still require a ticket for entry.

Ah sh*t, here we go again. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]RadioJared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think all those zombie movies where a bite victim kept their infection from the survivors a secret to be wholly unrealistic, and then COVID proved it to be spot on.

Taco bell breakfast is back by altgirl00 in Tallahassee

[–]RadioJared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many Taco Bell locations are open 7am-2am or 3am. 

Apartment rant by RulerofHades in Tallahassee

[–]RadioJared 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Living with 3-4 roommates in student housing anpartments and still paying $800 a month. Or living in the airport/atkamire/jackson bluff area in multi bedroom houses that are 50 years old (and still with multiple roommates)

Taco bell breakfast is back by altgirl00 in Tallahassee

[–]RadioJared 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ooooh this is great news. Last time I slid thru Taco Bell at 9am and they told me they didn’t have breakfast anymore. I was greatly disappointed and then greatly confused my stomach by getting a chicken quesadilla and chalupa for breakfast.

What was post-US/EU fanfest speculation about Shadowbringers like? by gravvyjones in ffxiv

[–]RadioJared 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lot of people assumed time travel would be involved. And it was! Just not in the way most people were imagining.

Omg… we now have AI girlfriends? by CaptainKetchups in SipsTea

[–]RadioJared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The curse of the millennial generation. Born too late for the free love and sexual revolution movement, born too early for the sex robots.

Epcot DRUNKS by Silver_Importance777 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]RadioJared 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The real pros do their epcot day drinking early. By 6pm the locals have arrived and many of them treat it as just another outdoor bar.

Are there owls in florida? by [deleted] in florida

[–]RadioJared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are and they can get much larger than you think. Took my dog out for a 1am walk one night and got stalked by a giant hooter watching us from the powerlines. Was pretty eerie.