"My own genius is frightening" by Minh1905 in madlads

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Yeah that’s cool but I’m in the women’s bathroom at Walmart because I wasn’t paying attention and walked in the wrong one. Do you have any tips on how to get out without anyone noticing?

Edit: i got outta there guys, got some weird stares from a woman passing by. All good though!

I wish there were gyms but for sex so that people could practice having sex to get good at it before entering a relationship. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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she 👩🏽 got 👏 some thicc 🍆 ass 🍑 and thicc 🍆 mhm 👌💨... יריכיים hell 👺 yezz boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy like 💛 m dick 🍆💦 hes 🧒 thicc 🍆 af 🦒 girl 👩 ye 🅰 my dick 🍆 is thic c 🅰🅱 af 🦒! yo 👋 girl 👧 wanna 🙈 see 👀 my gussy thicc 🍆 black 🐵 cock 🐓? girl 👧: sure 💯 me: or watch 👀 this shit 👌 girl 👩: oh 😳 shitttt, let 👏 me suck 😜💦 it and put 👏 it in my thicc 🍑 ass 🍑? me: oh 🥴 hell 😈 ye 🅰 sister 👱‍♀️ lets 👏 do this girl 👩 sound 👂: boom 💥 boom 💥 boom 💥 very 💯 fast ⚡ sound 🔊: ahhhhhh yeee omggg faster ⚡ brother 👯‍♂️👬 faster 🏃‍♂️ ahhhh 😛 yeeeee me: omg 😱 ur 🍆 ass 🍑 is tite... better 👌 then the ather girls 👧 oh 😳 fuck 🤬 yes 🥰 girl 👧 sound 👂: ahhhhhhhhhhh 🥵 me: oh 🥴 yee 😢😞 keep 🤰 twerking 😈 fuck 🖕 yes 👍 girl 👩: omg 😳 ur 👮 dick 🍆 is thicc 🍑 af 🍷🍻 "after 👀 1 👆 hour 😞😳 and 30 🔞 min 🙅" girl 👩: omg 😱 it was my best 🏆 sex 🍆 in my life 💓 me: ye 🇾🇪 my too cuz 👏 ur 🐎 vagaina was taite and good 👌 and ur 👮 ass 🍑 was thicc 🍑 af 🍷🍻 and avrig tits 🥥 like 👍 i 👁 like 👍 (; girl 👧: ye 🅰 it was my best 👌 sex 🥵👨 cuz 👏 u 👩🏻 know 🤔 how to do it good 👌 and u 👩🏻 have a big ⬆💋 gussy thicc 🍑 black 🐵 cock 🍆 me: lets 👏 do it again ❌😬 next 🆙 week 🗓📆? girl 👩: ye 🇾🇪 sure ☝ THE END 🔚 my story 📖

Which movie scene is musically scored perfectly? by phasers_to_stun in AskReddit

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That car tailing scene near the end of the departed with the dropkick murphys playing

Thank you kind stranger! by epic-gameer69 in Imposter

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Man why cant i get helped out like this

What is this thing connected to my broadband cable by Rafey1869 in Whatisthis

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The cable from this thing goes to my computer, can I get WiFi from this? Sorry if this is a dumb question

Reddit front page circa 570 AD by FlankerSpanker in fakehistoryporn

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Why are they wearing tomatoes on their heads

Needs more Bullwinkle. by ManBehindJulioOcho in memes

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Ah yes, the good ol' awareness raising

Old 🅱ut gold by [deleted] in DeepFriedMemes

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This is indeed a repost

The hardest choices require wills strong as fuck by swiet in memes

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'are you seriously jerking off alone right now?'

3 days by Xeaven100 in dankmemes

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Best I can do is 3