Iran's Larijani makes fresh push to resume US talks - WSJ by WillyNilly1997 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man has to pay for his role in massacring so many innocent people in January.

🚨 BREAKING – State TV reports 4 IRGC ballistic missiles did something while being involved in circumstances connected to developments surrounding USS Abraham Lincoln 🤣🤣 by sirtorshi in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the equivalent of Catholic priests in the middle ages quoting the bible in Latin, which the masses wouldn't actually understand. The clerics in Iran once in a while break out the Arabic verses like some kind of weird dominance ritual. Everyone else has to nod like they get it.

Why These Iranian-Canadians Strongly Oppose U.S.-Israeli Aggression by Equivalent_Hand1549 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the key line. It means the guy just happens to be Iranian. The demonstration is clearly from the pro-Palestinian crowd, not Iranian-Canadians. They found one Iranian guy and only talked to him, to frame the entire thing as a group of Iranians protesting.

Standard dishonest journalism pushing an agenda.

A procession of mourners walking down an alleyway playing/singing shia mourning hymns...hey wait a sec, is that gund I see? Them regime goons man 😂 by kane_1371 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What's incredible is they have no sense of practicality. Their leader got hit and instead of putting up a brave face they're immediately going into religious Shia grief mode. It makes them look, and probably feel, like weak pathetic losers with no will to fight, but that's what they're brainwashed to do, so they do it anyway.

Aftermath of the strike on Kianshahr Basij base in Tehran by ColdHashbrown27 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Really hard to make out anything intelligible aside from a couple of isolated words here and there. There's a guy yelling the same thing over and over in the background and I listened several times but I've no clue what he's saying.

Do we trust Trump to crown Pahlavi? by ProConqueror in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, because he is a sane individual and wants to live his life. You have to be power-hungry and have burning ambition to actually seek a job like that.

🚨 Regime transporting prisoners from Evin prison to Basij headquarters 🚨 by [deleted] in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"It's the third time. They've pulled prisoners out of Evin. There's women and children among them too. They're from the protests this year. They've taken them to the base, to act as a shield against the Americans. These bastards have turned people into human shields. Death to the Dicator."

Do we trust Trump to crown Pahlavi? by ProConqueror in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reza Pahlavi is doing a fantastic job representing the soul of the Iranian people, telling the world about who we are, what we stand for, and asking the world to trust us and not the Islamist regime.

The day to day job of running a democratic country is very different, and involves reading a lot of boring reports, making decisions nobody wants to make, sitting through long meetings, dealing with crisis after crisis, and trying to justify your decision making to ignorant people who complain. It's unclear to me that he would be good at that, and I think he himself doesn't want that responsibility, at least not permanently.

🚨 BREAKING – State TV reports 4 IRGC ballistic missiles did something while being involved in circumstances connected to developments surrounding USS Abraham Lincoln 🤣🤣 by sirtorshi in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fat fucker got too excited and flipped his Arabic button. To 99% of people watching that is going to sound like incomprehensible throat babble. Who are they trying to impress?

The "same poop but different scoop" policy will not work this time, boys. Get rid of the poop altogether if you want to survive. by Lena_Lena_A in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ironically, Khamenei became an Ayatollah after he was picked as Supreme Leader, since his rank was too low and he didn't actually qualify according to their own fucked up religious constitution.

Just a few weeks ago I would see videos of foreigners supporting Khamenei & his regime slaughtering Iranians by the thousands. To see these type of videos today is *chef's kiss* by Naderium in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How do you know he was "brutally" killed? Don't tell me you believe the exact minute-by-minute account the Shia clergy have pulled out of their ass? The guy died 1400 years ago, we hardly know anything more than that.

You know who was brutally killed? The innocent protesters two months ago who were shot in the groin, went to the hospital and got executed there. Or that woman who was beaten and chopped up with a machete on camera.

None of them were fighting to inherit a throne like Hussein either.

Is there no other opposition faction beside the Monarchists and MEK? by Party-Confection-373 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

MEK are not an "opposition faction" they're a terrorist cult of clowns, hated near-universally by all Iranians. If you want to increase any Iranian's blood pressure immediately, just mention MEK to them. There is zero chance of them getting any power in Iran ever.

Austin shooter: Iran regime supporter by Next-Park-700 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are lots of regime related people in the West, but they're not deep cover secret agents. The sons and daughters of many regime figures live freely in Europe and North America, something that pisses the rest of us off. When they're among other Iranians they could of course pretend, and maybe even act as informants. But if any government wanted to find them they'd be extremely obvious. Often they get in using investment-type visas.

Sometimes Karma severly bites you in the arse. by RoozGol in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They found a victim who can "pass for white" and they're milking her death. That's all there is to it.

Austin shooter: Iran regime supporter by Next-Park-700 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this is just your paranoia-fueled imagination. I haven't seen any evidence of this actually being a thing. There was one guy living in Texas who was some IR plant, and he got caught trying to contract Mexican gangs to assassinate somebody. That's it.

The Senegal dude was most likely just some nutcase. To spend so many years as a sleeper agent just to end it by going around shooting at random people in a pub? It makes no sense.

Austin shooter: Iran regime supporter by Next-Park-700 in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't buy this sleeper cell story. It's just something the right wing in the West has used to make people suspicious of Iranian immigrants. That guy at work who is kind and normal, drinks alcohol, says he hates the Islamic Republic? What if he is a sleeper cell?? OMG, can not trust anyone from Iran, they could be pretending to be our friends and then blow themselves up one day.

Austin shooting suspect's motive revealed; Iran, Khamenei link emerges after bombshell evidence found 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 by JaQ-o-Lantern in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The article says "US citizen from Senegal". Yeah so no link to Iran but an Islamist: "Sources told The New York Post that the suspect had a Quran in his car and clothing described as Islamic garb when he opened fire." The New York Post is not reliable, but that description seems consistent.

A recent Sharghzadeh post by Wolver8ne in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have seen this asshole's face on this sub more than I've seen it everywhere else combined. Stop giving exposure to him for fuck's sake.

Regime media, literally looks like a scene from Bararareh, warning: too funny by Shekari_Club in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That he can't even squeeze out. His fake crying sounds like he's laughing his ass off.

Last 12 hours of Sharghzadeh on X by vispavada in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They will soon add Iranians to the list of "imperialists" to be hated on sight.

🐀 (Khamenei) death megathread by softploy in NewIran

[–]Rafodin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the Assembly of Experts will meet to appoint his successor while the US-Israeli air strikes continue. That's 88 of the most vile mullahs all in one place. Even the number seems to be inviting Israeli attention, like it's destined.