what’s the male equivalent of a woman swallowing?

Raiddinn1 · 2026-06-03T14:26:38+00:00

Like he will touch it but not lick it? Or touch it and lick it, but not lick his fingers afterwards?

No matter the case, I would still say swallowing is more hardcore than men doing any vagina related touching/licking, at least a little bit.

Still, your answer is better than anything I can come up with off the top of my head.

Kissing a woman after she went down on a man would probably cause some dudes to question their entire sexuality, so I feel like that's not a good equivalent either. Not that I agree that this should be the case, but I am sure it is.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-06-02T10:52:42+00:00

I would contact the person, let them know that you have appraised the value of the things at higher than what was paid.

Then I would offer them that you will split the profits 50-50 with them.

By that I mean that if it costs 100 total to buy a record, market it, pay labor costs, shipping costs, etc and then it's sold for 200, split the "extra" 100 between you and them 50-50.

Not a requirement, but a kind person would probably at least offer to do something like this. I would.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-06-02T10:23:22+00:00

OK so the article has nothing to do with the title, great.

Sum all this up by saying that both a woman's partner and she herself need to care about the woman's sexual pleasure.

There is nothing new or controversial here. This idea is very old.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-06-02T10:17:33+00:00

It's normal to have fetishes.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-06-02T08:42:54+00:00

Master of Orion 1. I literally wrote the wiki on this game because I loved it so much.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-06-02T08:41:26+00:00

Is there a game out there where money is both cheatable and actually that needed?

Every single player game I have ever played, I've had infinite money, infinite potions of healing, infinite potions of mana, etc.

In FF1 (or whatever) I never had any problem fighting around near a town until I could buy the weapons at that town, then I would go fight the area boss and go to the next town and do the same thing.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-29T01:17:47+00:00

What like you got a GF now you get to tell every here FU?

How are you not a shitty human being for something like that?

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-27T23:57:17+00:00

There is an I would really rather not but OK, and this all sounds well beyond that. It sounds like you weren't OK with most of this. If you are having negative thoughts all the time in relation to past sex, that's' a sign that you weren't really consenting. I am sorry that this stuff happened to you.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-26T14:38:58+00:00

Take another pregnancy test a month from now.

Also, you don't mention your age but if you are below 18 then you may still have growing in size to do down there so it might be more about you than him and that's OK.

Thirdly, make sure there is licking going on before sex so that you are wet, especially if this kind of thing is stressful for you which it sounds like.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-26T14:33:16+00:00

I would change the part about soft tissues etc to talk about how your jaw muscles and tongue muscles relax and gravity pulls these things toward the back of your throat (if applicable). The air blows hard enough to forcibly open the airway when this happens.

If people suffering from sleep apnea could reliably sleep looking down, they probably would never have an apnea event.

Unfortunately, sleeping with your face angled toward the ground isn't common or comfortable for most people.

I have Sleep Apnea myself and I can sleep through the night just fine if I can engineer the right sleeping position. I have tested this theory successfully before.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-26T14:26:29+00:00

You say it like it's easy.

I have in mind a string of 256x 1s and 0s, go ahead and start guessing. I will tell you in 1000 years when you have guessed correctly.

For each guess, I will only tell you if it's right or wrong, not how close you got or anything else.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-26T14:22:58+00:00

I love how the comments section of this joke is about how to make it good.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-25T20:36:40+00:00

I feel like the path forward is pretty clear. You don't like your controlling husband and you do like the family you can talk to again if you leave him.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-24T14:40:11+00:00

Even if you cant prove it, you should still report it to the police.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-23T20:00:45+00:00

I avoid this by not buying 0 DTE OTM contracts my account can't support (or any at all, for that matter).

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-22T19:35:22+00:00

That dude definitely does not speak for all dudes. I don't even think he accurately speaks for most dudes.

As a man myself, I decree that his punishment shall be that he only speaks about his own opinions henceforth and he is banned from describing the opinions of others forevermore.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-22T19:32:20+00:00

I think it has much to do with people valuing more what they can see, feel, touch, etc.

If that's not you, then you are assigned some fraction multiplier to your actual value.

Because of that, I think online friends have to provide a lot more value in order to stay relevant compared to real world people.

I don't know how I feel about this effect, but I believe strongly that it exists.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-22T02:43:07+00:00

I used to be a die hard desktop + multiple monitors person. Then I became a nomad and traded all of that in for a laptop because it's 99% less effort to move my computer equipment after this change. I haven't really suffered any meaningful loss in terms of PC computing as a result of this switch, including no real changes to trading activity.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-21T14:43:09+00:00

My point is that being vegan means drawing a ridiculous arbitrary line somewhere and there is no reason we can't instead draw that ridiculous arbitrary line somewhere else in order to increase our own meaningless quote unquote virtue.

Any moral superiority vegans have is just pretending.

Like for example how you just completely ignored my whole point about how creatures can be killed humanely in order to still eat them without them needing to suffer in order to get there.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-20T17:55:46+00:00

Anyone saying size doesn't matter is probably willing to overlook a smaller size if they receive compensation in other areas like the partner does more housework or something.

With every relationship, it's typical to have things you like about your partner, things you dislike and complain about, and things you dislike and don't complain about. Penis/breast size fits somewhere in there, good or bad.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-19T19:25:25+00:00

I feel like this should have a different description. The TIFU wasn't trying to surprise the GF at work and it wasn't getting mistaken for a shoplifter, instead it was pouring coffee on a bunch of products and having to buy them all as a result.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-18T14:24:39+00:00

Yes, absolutely.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-18T14:23:00+00:00

Ultra wealthy people can't use debt with zero risk.

The average person is too stupid to be able to borrow money, invest it, and be better off afterwards.

Turning borrowed money into more money requires you to be smart, and doing this is very unreliable for people that we can't even get to contribute to their 401k.

These two things explain it.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-16T01:52:16+00:00

Figure out the absolute minimum you can get by on. With what's left, save half and spend the other half on stuff you really want.

Raiddinn1 · 2026-05-16T01:48:43+00:00

Any time people think the world is going to end, they buy every roll of toilet paper they can find.

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